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You need 87 Firemaking to burn down this barricade.
100 Magic to save the Wizard.
maybe the real magic was friendship all along
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"you can never kill me, for I've bound my essence to phylacteries that are carefully hidden in--" he is interrupted by death as i sweep all his Funko Pop figurines off his Ikea desk and into the garbage
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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An adventuring party except it's the jocks from revenge of the nerds and they can smell their prey. The battle cry "nerds!" Rings out.
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a robot pushes me down the stairs
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Waking up trapped in a forcefield with "C++" carved into my chest
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Help, I'm trapped in an animated GIF, and he keeps yelling that it's actually pronounced "GIF"
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Jul 21, 2017 05:58
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geek wizard is like nerd wizard but there is a large difference between the two. Geek wizard won't shut up about the big bang theory
the nerd wizard in contrast is constantly getting annoyed by how people always bring that show up to him and say they"think he'd like it"
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Jul 21, 2017 21:53
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Jul 21, 2017 23:02
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trapped in the sex dungeon of a sex nerd, please help
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Jul 21, 2017 23:09
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I am a congenital optimist.
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trapped in the sex dungeon of a sex nerd, please help
sex nerd casts "entitlement" on a wild feminist!
it's not very effective...
everyone in the idf must die
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Jul 22, 2017 20:45
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I am a congenital optimist.
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"idiot, you rolled up an incel sex wizard. "
"what's wrong with that?"
"incels start with 0 sex mana and -1 to regeneration!"
everyone in the idf must die
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Jul 22, 2017 20:51
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I don't have HBO so I don't mind being tied to the rack because I have a perfect view of the TV when the wizard watches Westworld and Game of Thrones
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Jul 23, 2017 16:05
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This "Potion of Stamina" is just flat Mountain Dew.
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Jul 23, 2017 16:33
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Falling into a pit, "NOooo...is this foam rubber?"
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Jul 23, 2017 16:35
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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The nerd wizard faces you, "Face a terror pulled from the depths of my id, you hapless pleb."
A cloud of smoke materializes. Inside the fog you can make out the outline of a figure. The figure speaks, "Hi, I'm an independent and opinionated adult woman."
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Jul 23, 2017 16:39
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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"You survived my body pillow golems and you bested my ka-TAH-na warriors, but how will you fare against my The Complete Doctor Who box set?"
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Jul 23, 2017 16:44
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I thought he had my number until I asked him about ethics in games journalism. After that I managed to sneak away with his treasure and as far as I know he's still going in there.
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Jul 23, 2017 17:04
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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fortunately I came prepared
I have a scroll of nerd annoyance
it is written in Papyrus
The kerning...the kerning.
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Jul 23, 2017 18:27
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The nerd wizard faces you, "Face a terror pulled from the depths of my id, you hapless pleb."
A cloud of smoke materializes. Inside the fog you can make out the outline of a figure. The figure speaks, "Hi, I'm an independent and opinionated adult woman."
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Jul 23, 2017 22:12
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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fortunately I came prepared
I have a scroll of nerd annoyance
it is written in Papyrus
no... NO!! now he's showing me his vast collection of undertale au fanfiction!!
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Jul 24, 2017 02:48
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- vanisher
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fortunately I came prepared
I have a scroll of nerd annoyance
it is written in Papyrus
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Jul 24, 2017 02:50
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"for your next trial, you must edit the config file you see on your desktop"
taking the mouse, I click and drag the file icon past the Notepad++ shortcut and onto regular Notepad. another small victory
 
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- Baller Ina
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"You survived my body pillow golems and you bested my ka-TAH-na warriors, but how will you fare against my The Complete Doctor Who box set?"
"Now, face yet another of my personal nightmares given form!"
a distant voice shrieks
EX-FOL-I-ATE!
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