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Met my BF in a bar, immediately started making out, still together 3 years later. He was the last guy in a ... phase
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timefly posted:Met my BF in a bar, immediately started making out, still together 3 years later. He was the last guy in a ... phase Sloot
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Jul 24, 2017 07:00
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moose face posted:Why not alcoholics, gambling addicts or fat.
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Jul 24, 2017 07:01
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Dr. Snuggles posted:alcoholics, gambling addicts or fat. Ok man. Everyone at any bar is an alcoholic. Everyone at the casino is a gambling addict. Everyone at the Wendy's is morbidly obese
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Jul 24, 2017 07:05
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Hollismason posted:Sex is good op
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Jul 24, 2017 07:08
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moose face posted:Ok man. Everyone at any bar is an alcoholic. Everyone at the casino is a gambling addict. Everyone at the Wendy's is morbidly obese Not wrong
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Jul 24, 2017 07:10
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Sounds like a lot of people are sad their hookups didn't turn into something more
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Jul 24, 2017 07:31
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moose face posted:Ok man. Everyone at any bar is an alcoholic. Everyone at the casino is a gambling addict. Everyone at the Wendy's is morbidly obese Hence why you so not hookup with them. However this rule gets flipped on its head if you frequent 2 of these 3 venues and they only frequent 1.
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Jul 24, 2017 07:55
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Why go to a bar when you can use Tinder like seriously Of course, at bars people are drunk and lower their standards. But lol just lol if you need people to be drunk to stand u
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Jul 24, 2017 07:57
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Zzulu posted:Why go to a bar when you can use Tinder everyone on Tinder is sober lmao I have a bridge to sell you
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Jul 24, 2017 07:58
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moose face posted:Why not diarhhea, chinese spy, diarrhea
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Jul 24, 2017 07:59
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I wouldn't, but I have hooked up with people from the Internet, which is arguably worse.
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Jul 24, 2017 08:00
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Statistics say that nearly 14% of bar patrons have genital DISEASE so that cute girl youre hooking up with might just have a toxic vagena
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Zzulu posted:Statistics say that nearly 14% of bar patrons have genital DISEASE *plays 'welcome to the jungle' card*
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Jul 24, 2017 08:03
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Bimmi posted:I wouldn't, but I have hooked up with people from the Internet, which is arguably worse. i dated an internet person once.before i could introduce myself even they were trying to sell me pills to maximise my girth. when i turned to look away from them they stayed fixed in front of me, tracking my every move in a sort of targeted hover. they would cite unrelated pieces of information, most of it false. miniature human bodies coiled just below the surface of their skin, sucking each other off, making GBS threads and pissing on each other in groups.i could see them, writhing and pulsing,stretching the skin of my internet dates bloated androgynous gut. id made reservations for us at a midrange restaurant. i dressed smart casual, but they were wearing crocs and kept hissing things like 'friend of the family' and 'thats my first amendment right' and 'google search: emma watson nude' under their breath. i ordered the clam chowder, they ordered a well done steak and a can of cheezewiz they filled their mouth with after every bite, which they cut off with a freakishly long thumbnail theyd grown especially. without prompting they said they were legally required to tell me they were a registered sex offender and were smirking when they said it, like they were testing me. after dessert--we shared the creme brulee--i passed out and woke up in thehospital just as they were administering the rape kit. Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Jul 24, 2017 |
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Jul 24, 2017 08:34
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Orkin Mang posted:i dated an internet person once. i met them once, before i could introduce myself even they were trying to sell me pills to maximise my girth. when i turned to look away from them they stayed fixed in front of me, tracking my every move in a sort of targeted hover. they would cite unrelated pieces of information, most of it false. miniature human bodies coiled just below the surface of their skin, sucking each other off, making GBS threads and pissing on each other in groups.i could see them just below the surface, writhing and pulsing,stretching the skin of my internet dates bloated gut skin. id made reservations for us at a midrange restaurant. i dressed smart casual, but they were wearing crocs and hissing things like 'friend of the family' and 'thats my first amendment right' and 'google search: emma watson nude' under their breath. i ordered the clam chowder, they ordered a well done steak and a can of cheezewiz they filled their mouth with after every bite, which they tore off with their hands. without prompting they said they were legally required to tell me they were a registered sex offender and were smirking when they said it, like they were testing me. after dessert--we shared the creme brulee--i passed out and woke up in thehospital just as they were administering the rape kit. Sounds like a good afternoon
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Jul 24, 2017 08:35
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moose face posted:Sometimes i wish i was a gay Worth it
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Jul 24, 2017 08:40
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It's not gay as long as you're not the bottom It's just "advanced masturbation"... That's what my Da always said
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Jul 24, 2017 08:48
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Men need to get over the loving each other thing you are costing yourself so much bullshit. A hole is a hole and a prostate likes a dick stimulating it. Why else would God put it there if you weren't meant to get topped now and again? Hahaha How The gently caress Is Gay Sex Real Hahaha Like Nigga Close Your Eyes
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Jul 24, 2017 09:00
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How! posted:Haha i did that once to my fat roommate This guy wasn't my roommate. He didn't live there. He was just always there because he was in love with my lesbian roommate.
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Jul 24, 2017 11:06
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Maldoror posted:I would immediately hook up with the first woman that shows me the slightest affection then get totally taken advantage of and/or dumped, both irl and on the net, then i would get depressed and think about killing my self moose face posted:Sometimes i wish i was a gay 
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Jul 24, 2017 13:56
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Tumble posted:lol thats like half the reason bars are popular I avoid this by kicking the gentleman out after sex. Before I bring them over I make sure they have a way to get home because I'm sweet like that. Once I let a guy stay the night and even let him stay in my bed. We've been together for 7 years now
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Jul 24, 2017 16:42
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loving normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Jul 24, 2017 17:40
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Dr. Snuggles posted:Don't hook up with people you meet in Bars, Casinos, or Fast Food Restaurants. What about fast casual Asking for a friend!!!
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Jul 25, 2017 07:52
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Life would be much simpler if herpes and HPV weren't a thing Until that day, I sigh dejectedly as I pull on my latex full body fucksuit
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Jul 25, 2017 07:59
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Whatev posted:Life would be much simpler if herpes and HPV weren't a thing those give me pimples
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Jul 25, 2017 07:59
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i'm drinking anyway, think of it as sitting on a public toilet
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Jul 25, 2017 08:11
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Former DILF posted:i'm drinking anyway, think of it as sitting on a public toilet im drinking too brother. nice. thats so nice. call me a broken arm bc im getitng plastered.this isone donkey id like to gently caress )not u()
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Jul 25, 2017 08:14
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nice im just doing some structural drinking i require 72 oz beer a day to treat acute long term exposure to bullshit
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Jul 25, 2017 08:16
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Former DILF posted:nice im just doing some structural drinking theres not enough bullshit in the world to stand up to how much bullshit there actually is. the hillarys and trumps of the world. not to mention the dorks
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Jul 25, 2017 08:18
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Can't we make a subforum where goons can hook up and bone eachother It would be very 2017ish I think, very modern and fresh For the record I'm 30, male, live in Stockholm Sweden and me and my fat wife are looking for a third for some "raunchy fun"
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Jul 25, 2017 08:20
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Zzulu posted:Can't we make a subforum where goons can hook up and bone eachother weed out the dorks
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Jul 25, 2017 08:20
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just put a "hot or not" minigame in that rates everybody to produce an objective rating system and segregate the uggos and fatties from the acceptable e: plus that just means you have a built in premium model to sell. 50 bux to message acceptables, uggos
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Jul 25, 2017 08:23
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Zzulu posted:Can't we make a subforum where goons can hook up and bone eachother There's an offsite called scruff
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Jul 25, 2017 08:33
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im 56 and phobic. mail ur cum to https://www.cumdrop.exe. signed,the scarlet pimpernel
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Jul 25, 2017 08:36
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maskenfreiheit posted:There's an offsite called scruff scruff? lol
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Jul 25, 2017 09:04
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Zzulu posted:scruff? lol u forgot the umlaut thor u swede pos
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Jul 25, 2017 09:08
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maskenfreiheit posted:There's an offsite called scruff my proteins etc need more details
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Coffee_Break posted:1987....Bar...Kalamazoo..30 years still together. You ask if hooking up at a bar is good? Can be.....*wink* Mom? 
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