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emoji: Jun 4, 2004

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# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:02

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:17

pram: Jun 10, 2001

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:06

Sharktopus: Aug 9, 2006

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:07

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:07

Sharktopus: Aug 9, 2006

$ telnet asciiporn.net 8000

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:12

Mr SuperAwesome: Apr 6, 2011; im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

this is far too close to anime. reporrted

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:39

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

pre:

    ________   __    __    _______   __    __
   |	    | |  |  |  |  /	  | |  |  /  /
   |  ------' |  |  |  |  |   ____| |  | /  /
   |  |___    |  |  |  |  |  |	    |  |/  /
   |   ___|   |  |  |  |  |  |	    |	  /
   |  |       |  |  |  |  |  |____  |	  \
   |  |       |   --   |  |	  | |  |\  \
   |__|       \________/   \______| |__| \__\

				     _____
				    ||	 ||
				    |\___/|
				    |	  |
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				     ____     ____  _________	___	___
				     \	 \   /	 / /	     \ |   |   |   |
				      \   \ /	/  |  _____  | |   |   |   |
				       \       /   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					\     /    | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |_____| | |   |___|   |
					 |   |	   |	     | |	   |
					 |___|	   \_________/ \___________/

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:50

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

code:

      /                \                            / /           \ \ 
     / /          \ \   \                          |    -    -       \
     |                  |                          | /        -   \  |
    /                  /                           \                 \
   |      ___\ \| | / /                             \____________  \  \
   |      /           |                             |            \    | 
   |      |     __    |                             |             \   \ 
  /       |       \   |                             |              \  | 
  |       |        \  |                             | ====          | |
  |       |       __  |                             | (o-)      _   | | 
  |      __\     (_o) |                             /            \  | |
  |     |             |     Heh Heh Heh            /            ) ) | |
   \    ||             \      /      Huh Huh Huh  /             ) / | | 
    |   |__             \    /                \  |___            - |  | 
    |   |           (*___\  /                  \    *'             |  |
    |   |       _     |    /                    \  |____           |  |
    |   |    //_______|                             ####\          |  |
    |  /       |_|_|_|___/\                        ------          |_/  
     \|       \ -         |                        |                | 
      |       _----_______/                        \_____           | 
      |      /                                          \           |
      |_____/                                            \__________|

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:11

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

pram posted:

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:24

Workaday Wizard: Oct 23, 2009; by Pragmatica

OldAlias posted:

code:

      /                \                            / /           \ \ 
     / /          \ \   \                          |    -    -       \
     |                  |                          | /        -   \  |
    /                  /                           \                 \
   |      ___\ \| | / /                             \____________  \  \
   |      /           |                             |            \    | 
   |      |     __    |                             |             \   \ 
  /       |       \   |                             |              \  | 
  |       |        \  |                             | ====          | |
  |       |       __  |                             | (o-)      _   | | 
  |      __\     (_o) |                             /            \  | |
  |     |             |     Heh Heh Heh            /            ) ) | |
   \    ||             \      /      Huh Huh Huh  /             ) / | | 
    |   |__             \    /                \  |___            - |  | 
    |   |           (*___\  /                  \    *'             |  |
    |   |       _     |    /                    \  |____           |  |
    |   |    //_______|                             ####\          |  |
    |  /       |_|_|_|___/\                        ------          |_/  
     \|       \ -         |                        |                | 
      |       _----_______/                        \_____           | 
      |      /                                          \           |
      |_____/                                            \__________|

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:25

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

pre:

    ________   __    __    _______   __    __
   |	    | |  |  |  |  /	  | |  |  /  /
   |  ------' |  |  |  |  |   ____| |  | /  /
   |  |___    |  |  |  |  |  |	    |  |/  /
   |   ___|   |  |  |  |  |  |	    |	  /
   |  |       |  |  |  |  |  |____  |	  \
   |  |       |   --   |  |	  | |  |\  \
   |__|       \________/   \______| |__| \__\

				     _____
				    ||	 ||
				    |\___/|
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				    |	  |
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				     \	 \   /	 / /	     \ |   |   |   |
				      \   \ /	/  |  _____  | |   |   |   |
				       \       /   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					\     /    | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |_____| | |   |___|   |
					 |   |	   |	     | |	   |
					 |___|	   \_________/ \___________/

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:45

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

code:

    Stop the dick. 
            I want to get off.
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# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:47

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Captain Foo posted:

wow that looks like poo poo on awful.app

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:18

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Silver Alicorn posted:

wow that looks like poo poo on awful.app

Silver Alicorn posted:

pre:

    ________   __    __    _______   __    __
   |	    | |  |  |  |  /	  | |  |  /  /
   |  ------' |  |  |  |  |   ____| |  | /  /
   |  |___    |  |  |  |  |  |	    |  |/  /
   |   ___|   |  |  |  |  |  |	    |	  /
   |  |       |  |  |  |  |  |____  |	  \
   |  |       |   --   |  |	  | |  |\  \
   |__|       \________/   \______| |__| \__\

				     _____
				    ||	 ||
				    |\___/|
				    |	  |
				    |	  |
				    |	  |
				    |	  |
				    |	  |
				    |	  |
			       _____|<--->|_____
			      /     |	  |	\
			 /    |     |	  |	| \
			 |    |     |	  |	|  |
			 |    |     |	  |	|  |
			 |			|  |
			 |			|  |
			 |			  /
			 |			 /
			  \		       /
			   \		      /
			    |		      |
			    |		      |

				     ____     ____  _________	___	___
				     \	 \   /	 / /	     \ |   |   |   |
				      \   \ /	/  |  _____  | |   |   |   |
				       \       /   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					\     /    | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |	   | | |   |   |   |
					 |   |	   | |_____| | |   |___|   |
					 |   |	   |	     | |	   |
					 |___|	   \_________/ \___________/

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:57

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

oh I guess it's ok in landscape

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:00

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

just fortune -a

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:02

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

cowsay 🐄

# ? Jul 24, 2017 02:09

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

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  / __| '_ \| |/ __| |/ / _ \ '_ \    |  \        `~.      /
 | (__| | | | | (__|   <  __/ | | |   \   `._        \    /
  \___|_| |_|_|\___|_|\_\___|_| |_|    \     `._____,'   /
                    _                  `-.            ,'
         _ __  _ __(_) ___ ___  ___       `-.      ,-'
        | '_ \| '__| |/ __/ _ \/ __|         `~~~~'
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        |_|                             ,--'/`  '
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# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:07

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

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   ___| |__ (_) ___| | _____ _ __ `-'\   ,                  )
  / __| '_ \| |/ __| |/ / _ \ '_ \    |  \        `~.      /
 | (__| | | | | (__|   <  __/ | | |   \   `._        \    /
  \___|_| |_|_|\___|_|\_\___|_| |_|    \     `._____,'   /
                    _                  `-.            ,'
         _ __  _ __(_) ___ ___  ___       `-.      ,-'
        | '_ \| '__| |/ __/ _ \/ __|         `~~~~'
        | |_) | |  | | (_|  __/\__ \         //_||
        | .__/|_|  |_|\___\___||___/      __//--'/`
        |_|                             ,--'/`  '
                                            '

# ? Jul 24, 2017 17:10

pram: Jun 10, 2001

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

pre:

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| | _____      __                 ,-'__ `-,
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| | (_) \ V  V /                ,( a )   `-.__         ,',')~,
|_|\___/ \_/\_/                <=.) (         `-.__,==' ' ' '}
       _     _      _            (   )                      /
   ___| |__ (_) ___| | _____ _ __ `-'\   ,                  )
  / __| '_ \| |/ __| |/ / _ \ '_ \    |  \        `~.      /
 | (__| | | | | (__|   <  __/ | | |   \   `._        \    /
  \___|_| |_|_|\___|_|\_\___|_| |_|    \     `._____,'   /
                    _                  `-.            ,'
         _ __  _ __(_) ___ ___  ___       `-.      ,-'
        | '_ \| '__| |/ __/ _ \/ __|         `~~~~'
        | |_) | |  | | (_|  __/\__ \         //_||
        | .__/|_|  |_|\___\___||___/      __//--'/`
        |_|                             ,--'/`  '
                                            '

# ? Jul 24, 2017 19:12

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

pram posted:

what does a man cleaning his toilet from the inside of it have to do with anything?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 19:14

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 12:17

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

this is far too close to anime. reporrted

i just wanted to bbe a motderator

# ? Jul 24, 2017 19:44

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