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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Dead Alive is horror-influenced, but I certainly wouldn't call it a horror movie. And, I know the whole movie isn't about a baby, but this scene is just too perfect not to post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n6AMrF7T_M

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Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang
Babies (2010)

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Hat Thoughts posted:

actually op the subtitle is "The Winged Serpent"

It took my brain a minute to realize this WASN'T a Q, The Winged Serpent thread

Additionally, Eraserhead

Edit oh yeah no horror. Then no, probably not

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Ghostbusters II?

HP Hovercraft
Jan 1, 2006

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Window Water Baby Moving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzCncB4HpYg

Howards Bellend
Aug 25, 2007

Addams Family Values.

hathfallen
Dec 22, 2003

Howards Bellend posted:

Addams Family Values.

"He has my father's eyes!"
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

will never stop making me laugh

TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
Willow has a good baby in it.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Raising Arizona you idiot

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

QuoProQuid posted:

Ghostbusters II?

He said good.

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what



The documentary Babies (2010) is pretty good.
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPDSu9v3odM

Mongolian baby is probably the best though as you can see from the trailer. America-baby is generic, Japan-baby gets barely any screen time and Africa-baby just doesn't get up to much interesting.

bewilderment fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Aug 19, 2017

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Look Who's Talking was actually great just because of this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7o8KuJKizs

BelDin
Jan 29, 2001
Shoot 'Em Up was really fun to watch and laugh at. Does that count?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

Raising Arizona you idiot

Hell Yeah

Throwdown
Sep 4, 2003

Here you go, dummies.
Ahem.... Lone Wolf and Cub.... Ahem

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Alien Resurrection oh poo poo, not horror, my bad

e: the first Ice Age

Also the gorilla scene in Baby's Day Out is a masterpiece

McDragon fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Sep 21, 2017

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

BelDin posted:

Shoot 'Em Up was really fun to watch and laugh at. Does that count?

I came here to post Shoot 'Em Up. I love the constant baby endangerment in that movie. Casually throwing a baby under speeding cars and out of airplanes, while firing dual pistols off right next to its head the entire time.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


E.T. is a good movie about an alien baby.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

exquisite tea posted:

E.T. is a good movie about an alien baby.

Alien is a great movie about an alien baby too, though it grows up pretty quickly.

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

The Untouchables features the best baby endangerment scene for my money.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Matinee posted:

The Untouchables features the best baby endangerment scene for my money.

Lifted directly from communist propaganda:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laJ_1P-Py2k&t=616s
baby endangerment starts around 10:16

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Shibawanko posted:

Look Who's Talking was actually great just because of this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7o8KuJKizs

It's also the only movie in existence where Bruce Willis voices a sperm, so it has that going for it.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Kung Pow had a fighting baby in it maybe that will satisfy you, OP.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Alien: Resurrection had a nice baby, a "beautiful, beautiful butterfly." :3:

And More
Jun 19, 2013

How far, Doctor?
How long have you lived?

Satoshi Kon's modern Christmas classic Tokyo Godfathers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpN7uYFSL18

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

exquisite tea posted:

E.T. is a good movie about an alien baby.

E.T. was a baby?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Does 2001 count?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I always wanted to see this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5o30ZFV7LE

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Egbert Souse posted:

how is vampire babby formed?

From 100-year old pre-vamping spunk dust IIRC.

Jurassic Park is also very concerned with babbies and how they are formed.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
The Hangover is somewhat baby adjacent and is widely appreciated.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

I think you'll agree that the best baby movie is this Nigerian classic: Baby Police.

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Technically not a baby, but Jet Li using a child as a weapon in The Enforcer was pretty cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2bzTjV1jA8

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