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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I like to wake up each morning with a nice hot cup of sodomy
 
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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


 ~the best part of waking up / is a dick jammed up your butt~

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I prefer tea

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Rutibex posted:

I prefer tea

Up your butt?

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I thought the best thing about waking up is a hot cup of Folgers with your brother, who you gently caress.

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I'll have what he's having!

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Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016

Over There posted:

I thought the best thing about waking up is a hot cup of Folgers with your brother, who you gently caress.

If the guy from that commercial was my brother I would absolutely gently caress him tbh

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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What like it's just in there from the night b4? :shrug:

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May 10, 2017

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Rutibex posted:

I prefer tea

Nice AV.

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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
I clicked on the title expecting this was a three olives post

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
that sounds gay

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bueno. Excellente.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 Wow. I mean...heh, that sounds a little... You know... Out there, op

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sodomy sure, my partner gives me a blowjob almost every morning before I leave for work but in the butt? Seems like a really good way to get poop dick, I've never met a guy that trusts he is clean down there first thing in the morning.

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