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Papa Was A Video Toaster





why does the gf only pour blue fluid 1x/month?


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alnilam

TVsVeryOwn posted:

why does the gf only pour blue fluid 1x/month?

we may never know, but girlfriends have been doing it this way since time immemorial

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a maxi-pad 1x/month

take the moon

by sebmojo
wish i had an abstract artist friend so i could watch her pour paint on a notebook 1x/month

Manifisto


spectres of autism posted:

wish i had an abstract artist friend so i could watch her pour paint on a notebook 1x/month

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
guess what i'm thinking about

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ill give you a hint: blue fluid

Twenty Four


wish i had some blue fluid so i could have a girlfriend 1x a month

Papa Was A Video Toaster





wish i was some blue fluid so i'd get poured on a tampon 1x/month


Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
afraid my bf might leave me for another gf with bluer fluid

Manifisto


Jedrick posted:

afraid my bf might leave me for another gf with bluer fluid

it's not the blue-id of the fluid, it's the allure of the pour


ty nesamdoom!

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

it's not the blue-id of the fluid, it's the allure of the pour

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

Manifisto posted:

it's not the blue-id of the fluid, it's the allure of the pour

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peanut


wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

if I post my wish enough times, maybe in front of a mirror in a dark room, will it come true?

take the moon

by sebmojo
wish i had a bizarro gf so i could watch her pour red fluid on a tampon 10x/month

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Wish I had a ________ so I could watch her/him/them pour ________ on a ________ 1x/month.

alnilam

Barking Gecko posted:

Wish I had a ________ so I could watch her/him/them pour ________ on a ________ 1x/month.

Olive/Nate/Lever

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Barking Gecko posted:

Wish I had a football team so I could watch her/him/them pour money on a Leer Jet 1x/month.

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
I had a girlfriend who was too poor to buy blue fluid, had to make her own. Never told me how.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
uh

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Why the gently caress is it spelled Learjet?


Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
because "lear" is the company founder's surname and "leer" is an unsavory verb? what kind of question is that? :confused:

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KingBomber69

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