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every day i wake up i blow a kiss at the sun to thank it for shining on me that day the sun is responsible for a lot of things that i like (gravity, sunglasses, plant) and i think the sun should get more credit for the work it does every day thank you, sun, for making the day possible
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sometimes the sun doesn't want to come out and is embarassed behind the clouds. i think that's ok, because sometimes i don't want to get out of bed and i respect that in this event, i blow a kiss at where i think the sun should be and hope that the wind can take my kiss to the proper location (the sun) |
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Sep 10, 2017 17:46
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something very important i've learned over the years is that you should not look directly into the sun. close your eyes when you blow a kiss at the sun, just like you'd close your eyes when you're kissing a pretty lady this makes your kiss stronger and also protects your eyes |
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Sep 10, 2017 17:47
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i wish i learned about closing my eyes sooner, as now i have mostly lost the ability to see. i need to be directed outside and to blow a kiss at the sun, as all sources of light look the same to me i do not want to blow a kiss to a ceiling light, torch, or candelabra, because my kisses are for the sun and the sun only |
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Sep 10, 2017 17:50
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sometimes i am directed outside when the sun is sleeping and am commanded by my attendant to blow a kiss at the moon (night sun) i blow a kiss because my attendant can easily overpower me, but the sun knows that i don't really mean it |
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Sep 10, 2017 17:51
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Wow. Nice echo-chamber you have here. Not a whole lot of discussion about the moon here in the sun thread, is there? maybe something to think about.
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Sep 10, 2017 18:10
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The moon controls the tides, for one thing. Seems like that is just ignored for some reason.
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Sep 10, 2017 18:12
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Every morning I wake up, close my eyes, and look at the sun while sucking as hard as I can like Kirby. Hope I don't suck in all your kisses! |
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Sep 10, 2017 20:37
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Grandmother of Five posted:The moon controls the tides, for one thing. Seems like that is just ignored for some reason. the moon is very sensitive topic for me because the moon also controls werewolves and those are very spooky i will not blow a kiss at the moon unless i am under threat of force (and even then i'm just pretending) |
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Sep 10, 2017 21:55
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kiss my moon you drat dirty ape!!!!!!
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Sep 10, 2017 22:26
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Business Gorillas posted:sometimes the sun doesn't want to come out and is embarassed behind the clouds. i think that's ok, because sometimes i don't want to get out of bed and i respect that ah geez, the sun sounds pretty innocent and pure-minded. I wonder if I've been doing something wrong by waving $1 bills at it every morning. ---------------- |
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Sep 11, 2017 04:14
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your sig reminds me of that time i woke up in hell |
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Sep 11, 2017 04:15
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I'm not a morning person, but I still get up early every day to provide for my sun |
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Sep 11, 2017 05:00
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DavidAlltheTime posted:Every morning I wake up, close my eyes, and look at the sun while sucking as hard as I can like Kirby. Hope I don't suck in all your kisses! With a proper stance, a well launched kiss is four times the speed of light so I would like to see you try and steal my kisses!!!! |
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Sep 11, 2017 05:36
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lmbo calrissian posted:your sig reminds me of that time i woke up in hell Oh yeah: it was not a good morning. |
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Sep 11, 2017 07:37
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every day i wake up i blow a kiss at the s-
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Sep 11, 2017 16:20
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Ev'ry morn as I awake 'twixt my lash Apollo does peek and lift my shadowed brow to seek His golden gift newborn and meek. And Lo! While Earth she weeps o'er clovered 'spanse in robins' gliss, I ponder what these lovers list and rouse to greet them with a 😘 |
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Sep 11, 2017 17:12
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"Blow a kiss to the sun, wash my body with the sponge." |
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Sep 11, 2017 17:17
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Fredflonston posted:Ev'ry morn as I awake |
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Sep 11, 2017 17:45
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Screw you sun it is the middle of September and still like 112 degrees out and like 100 at midnight, the only kiss I am blowing you is the kiss of death.
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