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A delivery-only restaurant called Locally Sourced where a chef comes to your house and puts together a sandwich with whatever is available in your fridge |
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Meeksha posted:The post-beef steakwave platter is actually just an old-timey, sepia photo of a cow dressed as a bartender |
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Oct 1, 2017 09:15
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Ordered the Eggs Benedict... a scraggly guy dropped from the ceiling and showed me a tattoo of an egg on his arm which he twists around to made it dance. Asked for extra hollandaise and he jumped back into the ceiling. 2/5 next time I'll go with the pancake short stack
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Oct 13, 2017 16:16
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McCafé Welcome to the world of McCafé. Whether it's our freshly made coffee or our cool Smoothies, rich Shakes or a tasty Frappé, we've got something guaranteed to make your day. |
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Oct 13, 2017 16:39
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making fun of hipster trends is very yesterday. now it's time to nostalgically reflect on when hipsters were REAL. when all you needed was a pair of skinny jeans, a can of cheap beer, and a fledgling interest in folk music on vinyl |
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Oct 13, 2017 16:44
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i was a hipster before this joke format was even invented |
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Oct 16, 2017 21:14
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we all know that breakfast for dinner is sheeq, but what's really aunfleeq now is dinner for breakfast. if you stopped by your local hipster breakfast joint tomorrow at 8am you would see ironic lumberjacks chowing down on meatloaf and pasta alfredo
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Oct 17, 2017 01:55
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no joke i wish more places had dinner for breakfast |
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Oct 17, 2017 19:18
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the eggs benedict is made from backstage passes to local band shows and coffee is a sigh + eye roll
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Oct 18, 2017 17:18
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Meeksha posted:the eggs benedict is made from backstage passes to local band shows and coffee is a sigh + eye roll avocado, bacon seaweed bed, walnut jam, smoked honey- marinated free-range turkey and house greens (& reds) on a toasted eye roll deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Oct 25, 2017 |
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Oct 25, 2017 06:33
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deep dish peat moss posted:The Breakfast Turkey Club You see this sandwich as you want to see it: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is an avocado, and a bacon seaweed bed, walnut jam, smoked honey-marinated free-range turkey, house greens (& reds), and a toasted eye roll. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Turkey Club |
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Oct 25, 2017 12:17
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Welcome to Dad's Kitchen! Everyone gets their own sink to stand over and you can choose between last night's pizza or raspberry Donettes. If you're really hungry there's a whole canned chicken or uhhh...two MREs. Sundays are Pancake Day! |
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Oct 26, 2017 04:35
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all the waiters speak in esperanto. i cant understand them but its charming. |
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Oct 26, 2017 15:21
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I tip the fixie valet 0.11374 of a Bitcoin and pull up a Shetland pony at the breakfast bar where the patron is suspended in 100 litres of jellified Kale, while beetles groom his immaculate neckbeard Me: “Where’s the menu?” Patron: “Didn’t you see it when you saddled up? You made an excellent choice, the pony you’re on ate a salted caramel croque monsieur about 3 hours ago.” |
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Oct 26, 2017 21:50
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City of Glompton posted:Welcome to Dad's Kitchen! Everyone gets their own sink to stand over and you can choose between last night's pizza or raspberry Donettes. If you're really hungry there's a whole canned chicken or uhhh...two MREs. Sundays are Pancake Day! Eating in the service industry, minus the option of MREs. Also no pancake day. And eating over the sink may be replaced by eating over a garbage can. If you get the chance.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:11
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me: can i get the cray-cray-crayfish platter? waiter: no. you appear to have an allergy to your inner-shellfish me: what? waiter: spells out "WES ANDERSON" on his chest with melted butter ----- |
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Oct 27, 2017 18:20
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alnilam posted:You see this sandwich as you want to see it: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is an avocado, and a bacon seaweed bed, walnut jam, smoked honey-marinated free-range turkey, |
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Oct 27, 2017 18:46
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Real story from real life: I went to get breakfast several months ago and there was a guy at the next table who I sincerely couldn't tell if he was a hipster or cosplaying as Garth from Wayne's World. He had long hair, big glasses, and a vest. He sat there alone until his friend, dressed like a normal hipster, arrived to eat with him. He wasn't making a voice or anything. Still not sure what to make of it. |
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