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As an expert in matching my wiener-wurst for all types of occasions, to masturbate, I thought it would be nice to give back a little and help others set themselves up a nice evening. Just tell me about your night and I will tell you the right kind meat. God bless. |
# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:24 |
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What is your suggested pairing for a night of quiet sobbing? Also, I have some landjägers that I'm saving for a special occasion; do you have any recommendations for those, or do you exclusively pair meats to beats and not vise versa? |
# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:54 |
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For a night of quiet sobbing I recommend bologna between two pieces of white bread, or eaten straight for a carb free option.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 08:08 |
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do you recommend frying the baloney
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 08:33 |
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That's up to taste, but it does accent the evening's theme.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 09:41 |
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I've got a slice of rye with no meat, please recommend a meat to slap on it |
# ? Sep 12, 2017 10:16 |
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aw yeah gearin up for another drilldo thread!
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:23 |
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jyrque posted:I've got a slice of rye with no meat, please recommend a meat to slap on it What are your plans tonight? ---------------- |
# ? Sep 13, 2017 00:24 |
i d-don't know how to post here
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:07 |
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You post here however you feel like it friend,howerever i believe that some summer sausage would do wonders for the experience.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:31 |
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I prefer beer brats. Really most foods cooked with beer are delicious.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:32 |
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True.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:33 |
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drilldo squirt posted:What are your plans tonight? This rye is just sitting here, staring through my soul, accusing me of a deed undone. I am consumed by the rye unless I consume it first. |
# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:46 |
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I thoroughly hope that you will eat that rye with chiken sausage stuffed with cheese and jalapeņos.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:50 |
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*a smile slowly develops on face and eyes erupt with tears* thank you drilldo squirt thank you |
# ? Sep 13, 2017 06:09 |
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What would you suggest for someone with a fast food job who retreats into let's plays and above average MMOs with good anime aesthetics when he's not working, OP? |
# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:26 |
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Pepperoni with Cheetos on a pizza while drinking a mountain dew right from the two liter, if you going to have a sweet nite gaming you might as well go all in.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:45 |
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drilldo squirt posted:Pepperoni with Cheetos on a pizza while drinking a mountain dew right from the two liter, if you going to have a sweet nite gaming you might as well go all in. Oh I should've specified, I'm trying to lose weight |
# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:56 |
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Peperoni with cheetos on a cracker with some fine wine.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 09:19 |
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highly-skilled assassin: I'm looking for something... robust sommelier: a nice corned beef will pair well with your assplay assassin: (blushing) i'm sorry, i thought you were the cool gun sommelier, but your advice is helpful nonetheless
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 22:26 |
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I'm going to get loopy from boredom and read progressively less reputable newspapers and magazines until, almost without realizing it, I'm just looking at straight up porn. Any food/beverage pairings as I sidle my way toward boobies? |
# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:21 |
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FutonForensic posted:highly-skilled assassin: I'm looking for something... robust ---------------- |
# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:48 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I'm going to get loopy from boredom and read progressively less reputable newspapers and magazines until, almost without realizing it, I'm just looking at straight up porn. Any food/beverage pairings as I sidle my way toward boobies? A Ruben with smoked turkey breast served with a pickle and horchata. ---------------- |
# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:51 |
What can i do with some pastrami | |
# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:33 |
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please post ur meats
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:38 |
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What meat do you recommend for a night with high chances of having sex with my wife and then late night wank to some hairy pussy porn?
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 10:12 |
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A nice bratwurst tucked between the folds of a sesame seed bun with a slight sprinkling of sauerkraut.
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 10:21 |
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Later on you should have a tuna melt made out of fishy smelling tuna drowning in mayo.
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 10:24 |
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Going with my wife this evening to Costco, I'm sure that I can find all of that for a nice and smelly dinner, thank you!
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 10:25 |
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Putty posted:What can i do with some pastrami A lot of things, I'm going to need more details of the situation, brother. ---------------- |
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Guillermus posted:Going with my wife this evening to Costco, I'm sure that I can find all of that for a nice and smelly dinner, thank you! God speed friend. ---------------- |
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