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typically i like to bring up the fact i eat grass whenever i get, i guess to lessen the stigma?
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i was asked sex advice from a friend, all I could really recommend he do is eat grass. *at the dentist* dentist: listen, you haven't been here in a while and your gums are pretty puffy and your teeth are kinda hosed up, do you smoke?? me: naw but i eat grass Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Sep 20, 2017 slumpy |
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Sep 20, 2017 20:29
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*making out* wow you just smell really good, you use a special soap or detergent? me: i usually just wahs out my mouth after eating grass Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Sep 20, 2017 slumpy |
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Sep 20, 2017 20:31
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i guess all i can say is, eating grass leads to better habits, and i just wanted to let you know that its good to do and can make you generally a good person thank you slumpy |
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Sep 20, 2017 20:32
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edit: hello i did not name this thread i eat grass, instead it was about eating rear end as i originally intended, grass is obviously an edit and discredits my entire post, please be aware of false edits, thank you
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Sep 20, 2017 20:37
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Sep 20, 2017 22:35
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just lmao that people ever "get hungry" when there's grass growing basically everywhere you look |
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Sep 20, 2017 22:38
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"your rear end is grass, buddy" I say sternly as I begin opening the pre-packaged plastic cutlery set
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Sep 20, 2017 23:11
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Grass: it's good eats
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Sep 20, 2017 23:33
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In case there's any lingering doubt, corn is indeed grass.
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Sep 20, 2017 23:49
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are we talking grass of the wild fields and meadows, or some office park's greentop? because *sniff* there is a difference, y'know? ---------------- |
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Sep 21, 2017 01:43
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Kthulhu5000 posted:are we talking grass of the wild fields and meadows, or some office park's greentop? you either eat grass or you don't |
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Sep 21, 2017 06:47
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Slumpy posted:*making out* wow you just smell really good, you use a special soap or detergent? babe I wanna try something new *mouth full of grass* "ihff it eahing grahff" |
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Sep 21, 2017 06:49
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Slumpy posted:lessen the stigma? I wore my "i <3 grass" shirt over the weekend... up until then I didn't realize how much of a stigma there is. People just kept scoffing and muttering "this is what's wrong with America" I made eye contact with a Japanese businessman who have me a stern, knowing expression. I could tell he admired my gusto and wasn't ready to come out to the world as a grass eater. He knew I knew. ----- |
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Sep 21, 2017 13:40
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I like ryegrass, but last week I was feeling fancy so I had a nice Bermuda grass filet. It was perfectly perfect... hard to do since grass can be notoriously difficult to cook.
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Sep 21, 2017 13:43
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Meeksha posted:I like ryegrass, but last week I was feeling fancy so I had a nice Bermuda grass filet. It was perfectly perfect... hard to do since grass can be notoriously difficult to cook.  sure, if you don't brine it first. do people not watch alton brown?
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Sep 21, 2017 14:49
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i eat rear end
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Sep 21, 2017 16:32
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I used to smoke from a grass. Should have been glass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWKw15rCoI ---------------- |
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Sep 21, 2017 16:37
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i smoke rear end |
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Sep 21, 2017 18:34
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room m8: "hay bro, wtf the entire apartment smells like poo poo!" me: "lol, shut the gently caress up and take a hit of these dank rear end-nugs" |
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Sep 21, 2017 18:35
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i actually think it's good to eat grass, op
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Sep 21, 2017 18:45
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Nosfereefer posted:room m8: "hay bro, wtf the entire apartment smells like poo poo!" |
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Sep 22, 2017 00:21
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If God (or the landlord) didn't want us to eat grass, why is there so much of it out there? YOUR SCIENCE CAN'T ANSWER THAT! ---------------- |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:If God (or the landlord) didn't want us to eat grass, why is there so much of it out there? and what about YARD SALES makes ya think https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:and what about YARD SALES makes ya think you know what's weird? you can offer to haul off peoples yard clippings for free and they'll thank you, but if you offer to pay them money for them, they get all skeeved out. their loss, I guess! ---------------- |
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Sep 22, 2017 04:54
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Nosfereefer posted:room m8: "hay bro, wtf the entire apartment smells like poo poo!" |
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Sep 22, 2017 11:43
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I don't understand how you loving guys do it It keeps falling thru the grates on my grill Maybe I should sautee it? I don't know, whatever |
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Sep 24, 2017 03:22
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lol just lol if you don't ruminate on some cud daily
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Sep 24, 2017 03:27
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I hate camping because you shouldn't poo poo where you eat, which is outside, on the ground. |
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Sep 24, 2017 04:26
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Moo, my friend |
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