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Rushi: by Smythe

i'm hungry and already ate candy :/

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# ? Oct 8, 2017 20:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:24

Sprue: please send nudes

i wanna post more on byob but i don't have anything interesting to say. totally hosed

# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:32

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

what should i get for dinnerrrrrrr

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 02:48

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Baller Ina posted:

what should i get for dinnerrrrrrr

farts

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:37

WindmillSlayer

whys brie taste so good but smell so bad?? wtf

# ? Oct 24, 2017 14:41

puking pentagrams

I paid 25 dollars for a 56 song Prince album and I'm not sure if I'll ever listen to the whole thing. EFFED

# ? Oct 24, 2017 15:15

chimi changa

I liked keeping maps in my truck, hosed up part is the mildew. I guess that's the best thing about having a smart phone, not having to deal with those mildewy maps

# ? Oct 25, 2017 04:07

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

WindmillSlayer posted:

really wanted to make a sandwich but theres no cheese and i felt it wasnt worth it

i started reading this thread thinking maybe i would find some hosed up problems maybe in 1/1000 posts but now i know i feel how you feel when you posted this thread OP

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# ? Oct 29, 2017 00:48

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

when u worked a really hard and sweaty day but u don't shower before bed because ur too tired, but then u wake up the next morning and you have allbody napmouth

hosed UP

# ? Nov 25, 2017 04:21

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

my new dog posted:

i started reading this thread thinking maybe i would find some hosed up problems maybe in 1/1000 posts but now i know i feel how you feel when you posted this thread OP

hosed Up

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# ? Nov 28, 2017 22:56

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

this reminds me of that song, the girl goes 'it's like ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife, it's hosed up, a hosed up problem that I am having"

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# ? Nov 30, 2017 18:19

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

when you go to popeyes for chicken and the lady at the drivethru says they don't have spicy chicken right now and then you take regular chicken even though you really want spicy and then when you order Hawaiian punch and she says they're out of hawaiin punch, soooo hosed up

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# ? Nov 30, 2017 18:22

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Jolo posted:

this reminds me of that song, the girl goes 'it's like ten thousands spoons when all you need is a knife, it's hosed up, a hosed up problem that I am having"

"Sir, all we have are hotdogs and warm Mt. Dew."

# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:29

WindmillSlayer

my new dog posted:

i started reading this thread thinking maybe i would find some hosed up problems maybe in 1/1000 posts but now i know i feel how you feel when you posted this thread OP

i miss you

# ? Dec 15, 2017 05:46

sockingtonsworth

i had an incredibly hosed up problem that i posted and was directed to this thread. please feel my PAIN

sockingtonsworth posted:

I keep having dreams that I have famous American singer Kesha�s number, and it�s really hosed up upon waking up

Twenty Four posted:

Do you call her, just wonder how the heck you have her number, or are like "well of course I have it why wouldn't I" and then wake up?

sockingtonsworth posted:

yeah we’re like on the phone and saying “hell yea, let’s definitely get lunch” and then I WAKE UP

THANK you

# ? Jan 4, 2018 23:45

WindmillSlayer

jesus christ i drank a coffe now i need to pee but i dint wanna get up

# ? Jan 16, 2018 17:29

Koishi Komeiji

They should make catheters for lazy people, it's not fair that old people get all the cool stuff.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 17:38

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

when I sit down to poop at my workplace often times as soon as I sit there's a knock at the door and it's the cleaning staff so I have to say "just a minute" and then finish my business. then I have to decide if I want to rush through so that they aren't waiting on me or if I should take the normal amount of time and look at my phone and maybe post on byob. then after this problem, I remember how gross the toilet was when I first sat down and then I realize that the cleaning staff (usually the same very nice lady) will see me exit the bathroom and then see the nasty toilet and bathroom state and think that it's me that made the bathroom so nasty. its a problem. its hosed up.

-posted from my phone while the nice lady waits for me to finish "pooping"

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 17:47

WindmillSlayer

Koishi Komeiji posted:

They should make catheters for lazy people, it's not fair that old people get all the cool stuff.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 18:17

Applesnots: MERRY YOBMAS

I dreamed last night that I was a grave robber in a spooky old cemetery.

# ? Jan 17, 2018 05:54

Peanut Butler

WindmillSlayer posted:

when will robots be able to type chill-ly. i hate my keyboard. i want voice to text that has no punctuation and sometimes mispellings things.

my goog keyboard on the phone has p much learned how I internet type

my amazon keyboard on the tablet is hot garbage that thinks I mean nurses when I really mean right now

# ? Jan 17, 2018 11:56

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# ? Jan 17, 2018 22:02

WindmillSlayer

memes sometimes annoy me alot

# ? Jan 30, 2018 15:15

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

girlfriend discovers you're a goon

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Jan 30, 2018 20:12

BoldFrankensteinMir

I read the new re-release of The Maxx and despite lovingly re-scanning and re-coloring every page it still has the same 15 confusing typos I noticed hard when I was eight, hosed UP.

Sometimes when people laugh on YouTube they peak the sound compression and it sounds like they're inside my ear, hosed UP.

I made mock pizzas on flour tortillas but nobody sliced theirs they just folded them like pepperoni soft tacos and I had a four hour argument with 'Yobbers about what I had technically just served, F'D U(p)!!!!!

# ? Feb 1, 2018 23:21

Papa Was A Video Toaster

It's not you, it's them, they're hosed up. Torillizza is lit .

# ? Feb 2, 2018 18:06

WindmillSlayer

hosed up that i got in the 8th best psych program in the world, being a byob poster and all

# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:59

Papa Was A Video Toaster

WindmillSlayer posted:

hosed up that i got in the 8th best psych program in the world, being a byob poster and all

PSYCH!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:01

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

WindmillSlayer posted:

hosed up that i got in the 8th best psych program in the world, being a byob poster and all

congrats wms!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:56

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.