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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

donglr. a tumblr for

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

more like dangl

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

more like dangl

https://zippy.gfycat.com/VerifiablePlayfulCarp.webm

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

AtomD posted:

use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn

We can do this but it requires a camera pointed at your dong while you jerk so that we have the learning material on which media is most effective.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
what the gently caress


i hope you don't expect me to pay for the camera

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

AtomD posted:

use machine learning to bring me the porn im in the mood for rn

it works but your history gets run through deep dream and you get horror porn

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

this is such a loving idea guy idea
https://twitter.com/verge/status/923142174904127488
an entry vestibule with a second door so you can let amazon people leave packages but they can't actually enter your house proper plus optional double-locking and bulletproof glass for potential home invaders

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

qirex posted:

this is such a loving idea guy idea
https://twitter.com/verge/status/923142174904127488
an entry vestibule with a second door so you can let amazon people leave packages but they can't actually enter your house proper plus optional double-locking and bulletproof glass for potential home invaders

a note on your front door saying "for deliveries, just shout 'hey alexa open the front door'"

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

there will be different packaged themes for the vestibules including
  • quaint mud room with lots of scarves on pegs on the wall and a pre-distressed faux-vintage hockey stick
  • scandinavian chic, lots of mildly weathered bare pine with some injection molded antlers in semi-gloss white
  • batcave/enterprise transporter pad for insufferable nerds
  • jony ive/marc newsom seamless white plastic

pram
Jun 10, 2001
id buy it

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Schadenboner posted:

I think he's thinking of this, no idea if it would work though?



this but for my penis. I could stack my kettlebells on top

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

qirex posted:

this is such a loving idea guy idea
https://twitter.com/verge/status/923142174904127488
an entry vestibule with a second door so you can let amazon people leave packages but they can't actually enter your house proper plus optional double-locking and bulletproof glass for potential home invaders

an entry vestibule with a second door so amazon people can let themselves in but can't let themselves out.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
but what's going to stop them stealing my other amazon packages if i'm away a few days? we need some kind of vestibule-within-a-vestibule arrangement, or possibly a compartmentalized revolving door

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
amazon drop chute

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

qirex posted:

there will be different packaged themes for the vestibules including
  • quaint mud room with lots of scarves on pegs on the wall and a pre-distressed faux-vintage hockey stick
  • scandinavian chic, lots of mildly weathered bare pine with some injection molded antlers in semi-gloss white
  • batcave/enterprise transporter pad for insufferable nerds
  • jony ive/marc newsom seamless white plastic

all include a built-in sound system with ambient glockenspiel and ukulele music

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
so what are the upcoming design trends?

80s/vape has to be coming to an end, and what, the primary colours and shapes poo poo of the early 90s coming forward?

idk time to think about kicking rodtronics back into gear and don’t want trod out the old poo poo

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

so what are the upcoming design trends?

80s/vape has to be coming to an end, and what, the primary colours and shapes poo poo of the early 90s coming forward?

idk time to think about kicking rodtronics back into gear and don’t want trod out the old poo poo

wrong thread, go away

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i couldnt remeber what thread became the defacto logo and design thread

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
its not this one

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
right. need to keep this thread clear incase some one has a great idea. gotcha

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I think the dropbox one has logochat?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schadenboner posted:

I think the dropbox one has logochat?

mate that was it thanks

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
regardless just post post post

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

echinopsis posted:

regardless just post post post

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
An air freshener that works by stopping the source of bad smells: it enhances people's sense of smell, so that smelly people (smokers, people that don't understand showers and baths, toothbrushes, etc.) can finally be disgusted by their own stench.

A wallet that you can make burst into flame through an app, as a deterrent to robbery and theft. Permanently renders robber/thief unable to rob ever again through immolation and/or death. Not necessarily just for wallets, anything valuable that may get stolen: cars, smartphones, laptops, limited edition collector's crap etc.

Browser plugin ideas:

One that detects what video I'm watching, and adjusts the audio level automatically. No more getting deafened after having turned up the volume manually to watch a quiet video.

One that rewrites clickbait style headlines into revealing the bait, so you don't have to click them any more.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
one time when i was a kid i had an idea for a keyfob that would vibrate or chirp if your car alarm was going off but i don't think that's feasible yet

owned i guess

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
i guess you could just make an app for it now

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Buy a $TSLA and you get it on you're phone!!!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my mum had this idea just before, I should invent an app that makes me millions

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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Stick Insect posted:

An air freshener that works by stopping the source of bad smells: it enhances people's sense of smell, so that smelly people (smokers, people that don't understand showers and baths, toothbrushes, etc.) can finally be disgusted by their own stench.

same but i want a device that makes everyone around me smell like my tobacco smoke at 2x the normal rate

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