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12 easy ways to take care of TCB: uhhhh toned curvaceous booty tubular curly breadsticks timid crunchy bunches
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Lot of MILRs in this neighborhood, brah. Millers? Yeah brah, MILR, Moms I Love and Respect.
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Oct 23, 2017 14:55
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You young horndogs don't know how to treat a lady with respect, I tell ya! Back in my day, when a girl turned 13 years old, we'd lock her up in a glass cage suspended in the air above broad street for two years. This is where the term "Broad" comes from, and why just about every city in america has a "Broad Street". Anyway, we'd show our respect for these lovely ladies by throwing bread in the top of their cases so they had food to eat. We would hoist up water in rusty buckets via a pulley contraption. Only the strongest girls would survive, and to show our respect for the fallen, we put "R...I.P." on their tombstones, which stood for "Rest In Peace, In Peace". Now that's respect. *Drinks an entire bottle of mineral oil and passes out*
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Oct 23, 2017 18:37
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Sorry OP, I treat people like cans of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna |
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Oct 23, 2017 20:40
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Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
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Oct 24, 2017 16:46
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Munchables posted:Sorry OP, I treat people like cans of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna You run a sharp object around their upper surfaces and extract the meat within?
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Oct 25, 2017 05:32
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Munchables posted:Sorry OP, I treat people like cans of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna You avoid them at all costs?
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Oct 25, 2017 15:29
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My girlfriend and I sit about halfway down the table. My family is gathered all around; this is her first time having Christmas dinner with us. "He's wonderful", she says to my grandmother with her hand clasped in mind, "he's always treated me with respect. Such a wonderful guy!" She winks at me, and my Grandmother nearly swoons. I'm her eldest grandchild, so of course I can do nothing wrong, but this is nearly too much for her to take; I think she might cry. I smile sheepishly at her. Truth is, Jeanine and I have only been dating for a few months, but I'd had a crush on her for over a year. I may have embellished some facts to my family from time to time, especially about the nature of my "relationship", but hey, it all worked out, right? I'm about to say something more when I hear a big "Whoo! Oh Yeah!" from the kitchen. I bump Jeanine in the ribs with my elbow. "Okay," I say, "are you ready?" She smiles. "Of course! I can't wait. I love turkey!" My smile feels painfully plastic, revealing nothing. I say nothing. A covered silver dish arrives at the end of the table. The family cheers. The lid is opened and- I feel Jeanine freeze up next to me, her hand gripping mine very tightly. "What the gently caress is that" I hear her mutter, eyes wide with shock. "Oh!" I say, "it's an old family tradition. It goes back a long ways, from when my ancestors came over from the old country. It's about respecting wo-" Jeanine turned her head toward me, wide-eyed and petrified. "Is that a human loving leg?" I grin. "respecting women," I continued. "Step one: treat them to human beings." Happy almost halloween
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Oct 25, 2017 16:24
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Get them a reasonable price on some practical vinyl siding. |
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