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Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Boxer Briefs: Do not parade, cavalcade, flaunt, or pomp while using this product

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:32

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:38

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Purell: Drink Responsibly

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:33

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Sunglasses: May give a false self-perception of coolness

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

WARNING Reading this label means you had nothing better to do! If you are still reading this you continue to amaze this warning label! Why are you still reading this?

Precautions:
_{_{Holy loving hell! You'e still here? Here's a thought- what if the last person who was holding this didn't wash their hands after getting their dick stuck in a vcr? If you still haven't put this down or outright dropped it I don't know what kind of Philistine family raised you but man...

Ingredients:

Magic, di-lithium crystals, eye of Thursday newt, slow joggers, road kill, and natural, artificial and made-up flavors, colors, shapes, sizes and gravitational masses}}

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:47

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Toasters-
DANGER
Do not use to make shower toast!

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Oct 19, 2017 16:57

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Everything is cool, bro, nothing to worry about here! Go ahead and stick your fingers in if you want, or spill some water inside. What could go wrong?

# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:09

vanisher

# ? Oct 19, 2017 17:39

vanisher

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:03

vanisher

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:09

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

*On the back of an acid blotter found in central park*
Warning: Do not look directly into the face of God while using this product.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 18:17

Manifisto

WARNING: the debate over whether or not to cross the streams is an artificial dilemma used to advance the narrative

# ? Oct 19, 2017 19:24

Macnult

WARNING: The Raymond Revolver�, when exposed to intense sunlight and heat, risks firing up to four (4) rounds after the initial shot. Always fire with purpose, or don�t.

# ? Oct 19, 2017 21:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

vanisher posted:

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Oct 19, 2017 22:26

Pastry of the Year

*metadata on yello_ohyeah.mp3*

may cause cool-rear end sunglasses to materialize

# ? Oct 19, 2017 23:16

Tevryr

vanisher posted:

I want an Austin Powers styled scene but instead of a steamroller, a small hand-sized set of gears pull an entire man through it.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 01:17

Twenty Four

BYOB - Warning, may contain chill.

# ? Oct 20, 2017 04:18

RatEarth: I didn't say that.
but it'd be funny if I did

Warning: Just Don't, In General

# ? Oct 20, 2017 22:39

Pastry of the Year

*Lawry's Seasoned Salt*

Warning: You're Gonna Have To Talk To Your Dad For Twenty Minutes

# ? Oct 21, 2017 00:02

Robot Made of Meat

Avertissement: L'objet bizarre est tr�s �trange.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 21, 2017 00:26

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 21, 2017 01:23

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Oct 21, 2017 02:36

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

Chasterson posted:

# ? Oct 21, 2017 02:38

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

the original version said "danger: pinch point"

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 21, 2017 13:32

vanisher

# ? Oct 22, 2017 00:13

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Warn: No fall in terlet

# ? Oct 22, 2017 02:58

vanisher

# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:23

vanisher

# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:32

Robot Made of Meat

An actual warning label I saw on a truck with a boom lift had a whole set of warnings in English, and then in Spanish it said basically, "This warning is in English. Ask your Supervisor."

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 22, 2017 03:41

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Alcohol

Warning:
Ideas may seem better than they appear.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Oct 22, 2017 05:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:38

Twenty Four

Starman Super DX posted:

Alcohol

Warning:
Ideas may seem better than they appear.

Watch this, hold my beer.

# ? Oct 22, 2017 12:10

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