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Barq's employee: heh! Ill bet you'd like to know wouldn't you
*employee slowly sliding suspicious barking container under a table with their foot*
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The CEO of Barq's root beer company sits in an office chair, facing away from his director of marketing.
"Sir, we are losing a fortune not having our beverage in the Yale campus!"
Grizzled bulldog spins around in chair "I will not be made a mockery of!"
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Oct 24, 2017 20:43
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I was told that it's sparks. It's really not all that secret.
What's not known is the process by which the sparks are incorporated into the beverage.
Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Oct 24, 2017
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 24, 2017 21:01
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Grizzled investigator looks over whiteboard cluttered with taped up photographs, news articles, and maps.
"...Mug brand features a bulldog... its main competitor is Barq's..."
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Oct 24, 2017 21:05
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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It's the bite, Barq's has bite.
Otherwise it would be all Barq's and no bite.
The ads are often misheard, they're actually saying "spite".
Barq's has Spite.
Pure, callous, spite
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Oct 25, 2017 00:56
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It's the bite, Barq's has bite.
Otherwise it would be all Barq's and no bite.
Purest Barq's...
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Oct 25, 2017 03:09
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Barq's... Barq.... Qrab. CRAB! THE SECRET INGREDIe
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Oct 25, 2017 06:34
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I didn't say that.
but it'd be funny if I did
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Barq's... Barq.... Qrab. CRAB! THE SECRET INGREDIe
O-oh my god.
They're gone. Barqco got to them, the bastards. Wait, what the gently caress was that sound. Oh my god they're here. I have to get out of here, I have to esca
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Oct 25, 2017 15:37
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Heinrich von Rootbier stands in front of his ingredient rack. His hand hovers over a box labeled "Creamroot," then slides toward a glass jar labeled "Extra Gross Beetles."
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Oct 25, 2017 18:40
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The camera zooms out to reveal a giant vat labeled "A&W Root Beer" pouring into the Barq's vat.
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Oct 25, 2017 19:52
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the secret ingredient, is, of course, LOVE! (Lots of Vole Effluence)
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Oct 26, 2017 04:21
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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the secret ingredient, is, of course, LOVE! (Lots of Vole Effluence)
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Oct 26, 2017 04:23
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why doesn't root beer have caffeine this is bullshit i want my money back
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Oct 26, 2017 15:51
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Local Crazy Detained at Barq's Production Facility Carrying 50kg of Caffeine
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Oct 26, 2017 15:52
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Sweet, sweet smack!
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Oct 26, 2017 16:41
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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why doesn't root beer have caffeine this is bullshit i want my money back
Wait, regular Barq's does have caffeine. Only the sugar free kind is decaf.
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Oct 26, 2017 17:11
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Wait, regular Barq's does have caffeine. Only the sugar free kind is decaf.
Oh well okay that's actually excellent
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An excerpt from the Diabolous Mortiis Soda
... and upon the full moon, at the hour of the witch, mix several half dozens of bug bites, the least severe being that of a mosquitos, to the most severe being that of the most venom'd and lethal spider or scorpion or hornet, with an equal part water, and some sarsparilla - picked under the twilight of the 31st day of the ninth month of every even year - and sassafras, under normal circumstances at any time of the year, as well as the rest of your Olde DIY Rootbeer Kit thou hast purchas'd from thine Olde Boils, Bubos and Beyond. Yet be warned, oh fool: do well not to include too much bite, lest a single sip will bite thine face right off!
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