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Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Experience irrelevant, all you need is a cool derby name and you're in.

I'm your team captain Helleanor Rollsabout, and I'll be assigning positions as I see fit.

Oh yeah and I guess we need a team name too.

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cda: by Hand Knit

Hello, I'm Maimy Thighs'n'power.

# ? Oct 25, 2017 02:50

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

hi i'm Ruth Masturbator-Gindsburg

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# ? Oct 25, 2017 02:52

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

cda posted:

Hello, I'm Maimy Thighs'n'power.

Ooooh, nice! You can be a Forward Blocker.

# ? Oct 25, 2017 02:55

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

hi i'm Ruth Masturbator-Gindsburg

Welcome aboard! You will be a perfect Outside Bumper.

# ? Oct 25, 2017 02:57

Manifisto

hello I am sk8 middleton aka baby bump

# ? Oct 25, 2017 03:09

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Manifisto posted:

hello I am sk8 middleton aka baby bump

Hey hey! You're a Power Chaser!

# ? Oct 25, 2017 03:18

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

They call me Wheels "Hat-trick" Harris

# ? Oct 26, 2017 05:17

City of Glompton

yo I'm Bari-cade&Smashley Olsen I move so fast you'll think there's two of me

# ? Oct 26, 2017 06:27

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Olive! posted:

They call me Wheels "Hat-trick" Harris

Wow, okay. You can be Special Teams.

# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:56

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

City of Glompton posted:

yo I'm Bari-cade&Smashley Olsen I move so fast you'll think there's two of me

2 for the price of 1! I think you'll be the perfect Thunder Punter!

# ? Oct 26, 2017 07:58

FactsAreUseless

Gal Qaeda

# ? Oct 26, 2017 13:28

Chasterson: by Nyc_Tattoo

Julia Wild here, hope I'm not late

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 13:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Miss Hell O�Bomma here ready to lay the smack down FLOTUS-style

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# ? Oct 26, 2017 17:41

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Gal Qaeda

God is great, and so is our new Goalie!

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:03

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Chasterson posted:

Julia Wild here, hope I'm not late

equipment manager

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Splatmaster posted:

Miss Hell O’Bomma here ready to lay the smack down FLOTUS-style

Wowee! Welcome our new Gore Queen!

# ? Oct 26, 2017 18:05

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

I�ll take you down to my underworld lair I�m Persepho-knee Pads

*Edited to remove mention of my HUSBAND (waste of space)

HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Oct 26, 2017

# ? Oct 26, 2017 21:37

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

HotSoapyBeard posted:

I’ll take you down to my underworld lair I’m Persepho-knee Pads

*Edited to remove mention of my HUSBAND (waste of space)

drat gurrl! You're a natural Red Mage!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 09:30

Android Blues

i would like to be famous British suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst

# ? Oct 27, 2017 11:54

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Android Blues posted:

i would like to be famous British suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst

You can be whatever you want to be, as long as it's Team Press Secretary!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 16:57

Macnult

I�m Lacey Tryptophan smiling ear to ear while knocking down my opponents

# ? Oct 27, 2017 17:15

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Macnult posted:

I’m Lacey Tryptophan smiling ear to ear while knocking down my opponents

What a beautiful smile! Gang, meet our new Sandwich Artist!

# ? Oct 28, 2017 03:40

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Well, the squad is shaping up nicely, but we still need a team name. Something equally empowering and intimidating, like Gurrliathans or The Fishnets Fatales, but ideally something not as awful as those two.

# ? Oct 28, 2017 03:51

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Android Blues

my suggestion is: The SCRUM Manifesto

# ? Oct 28, 2017 12:20

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