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Next time you're sitting on the toilet, express your experience through poetry or writing a rap song or whatever it is that you like to do. It doesn't need to be a completed work, whatever you finish before you finish will be fine. I'll get us started: Poop I Pooping is a must at this moment, I trust My butthole to open up and spill this stuff out my guts And the gasses and farts - if digestion was art I’d be the Salvador Dali of making GBS threads pictures of hearts I hear a rumble down under and feel the belly thunder When you siege and loot white castles you're stuck with the plunder And I’m gonna need a plunger when I’m done with your John Next time I won’t make my chili seven alarm I could fertilize your lawn, I bet I’m gonna set a record For the birthweight of feces made up only of breakfast If you add in some lunch and dinner I think I could construct The Colossus of Turds or a poo poo-brick aqueduct deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Oct 29, 2017 |
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Oct 28, 2017 20:53
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Just found this while literally pooping Ode to Salsa Picante Steady stream, though somewhat marred what blockage yonder colon sends? stressing, straining, path still barred o want for journey to append wait, hark, movement deep inside a cork too wide for normal means a gentle push, the slug abides exits alongside the stench of beans what odyssey this magnus feat! hold, something fire follows near this triumph is but bittersweet rear end sheds magma, eyes shed tears |
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Oct 28, 2017 22:28
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Hello toilet my old friend I've come to poop in you again Because a poopy softly creeping Has some seeds of what i was eating And the poopoo that was planted in my gut Is in my butt And splashes In the placid water |
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Oct 29, 2017 17:25
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When upon this porcelain a sweet release doth mighty dumpeth poesy to this quiant quatrain Ye now a booming trumpet O poo poo! O muse! O Skillman Wok and all the blackened soybean sauce hath turned to this, a fecal flock To swim beneath my dipping Okheynowletsnot |
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Oct 30, 2017 22:46
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Adiabatic posted:
Also lol |
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Oct 30, 2017 22:54
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Here I sit Broken hearted Came to poo poo Succeeded at that but I'm just having a really rough love life lately. |
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Oct 31, 2017 00:22
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in a room to the left down the hall is where i get away from it all clearing my body and soul at times losing control such cleansing takes its toll ---------------- |
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