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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

How tough are ya?

# ? Nov 7, 2017 19:07

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sockingtonsworth

I think I could be more tough

# ? Nov 7, 2017 19:16

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I'm so tough, I go around the gyms giving people wedgies while they're holding weights!

# ? Nov 7, 2017 19:28

Fredflonston

I flex and my biceps breach the stratosphere and up through the ionosphere even, where they are blasted with high energy particles and sub zero temperatures.

My now frozen peaks break off upon re-entry and I'm actually very weak and not tough anymore.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 20:22

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

I'm so tough I don't frost my toaster strudels before eating them.
I pour the ramen packet directly into my mouth.
I drink my water on the rocks, and sometimes I don't zip up my coat, even when it's really chilly outside.

Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 00:25

FactsAreUseless

Oh great, another oral sex thread

# ? Nov 8, 2017 03:59

Twenty Four

I'm so tough, I'm like year old beef jerky.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh great, another oral sex thread

Oh wait, then I mean I'm like 2 year old beef jerky.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 05:11

little munchkin

im not very tough but thanks for welcoming me, op

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# ? Nov 8, 2017 05:28

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I eat my beers with the peels on. Haha, puny weasel. You peel your beers? I like the crunchy shell of bottles, but the aluminum in the cans makes me tougher

# ? Nov 8, 2017 05:38

Scaly Haylie

I play bad video games...on purpose.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 10:16

sockingtonsworth

Hugh Malone posted:

I eat my beers with the peels on. Haha, puny weasel. You peel your beers? I like the crunchy shell of bottles, but the aluminum in the cans makes me tougher

you should try snacking on some Scandium or Titanium for maximum gainage

# ? Nov 8, 2017 14:56

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

I'm so tough people call me "the human gristle"

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Nov 9, 2017 01:31

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

I'm tough enough that I can dropkick surly Dutch Mariners while having an amply bottomed tavern waitress hefted up on each shoulder. R. Crumb wilts to think of me.

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# ? Nov 9, 2017 02:31