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“Seriously all you sell in here is China? Nothing else?” *China shop owner later to his partner, sipping tea out of bone China* “Can you believe how rude that bull was earlier?” |
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Bull: so its my sisters wedding, do you guys do gift cards or anything like that? Shopkeep: this is going to be funnier if we keep it between us |
# ? Nov 9, 2017 17:07 |
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Cow: Hi my brother gave me a gift card for... *Shopkeep throwing priceless fragile antiques at the cow for ruining the joke* |
# ? Nov 9, 2017 17:08 |
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Older cow: Pick out anything you want honey, it's your wedding Bull: Mom, I already told you I don't want any china! What's wrong with our dishes now Older cow: Someday you'll want these around for entertaining company Bull: Our dishes are perfectly... mom, nobody my age wants this stuff anymore. Why do you think nobody on craigslist is buying your aunt's? shopkeeper, listening:
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 17:12 |
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alnilam posted:Older cow: Pick out anything you want honey, it's your wedding |
# ? Nov 9, 2017 18:59 |
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"对不起,请把我的店铺给你牛"
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# ? Nov 9, 2017 19:34 |
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Heh look. *points at antique porcelain serving bowl for sale* Watch out its a bowl in a China shop. *people who hear the joke die immediately* |
# ? Nov 9, 2017 20:46 |
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2 old fishermen in the china shop telling tales about fish |
# ? Nov 9, 2017 22:09 |
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A large open field, with free range cattle wandering about grazing off the land. In the center of the field rests a single small cup and saucer. A rancher, making a notch on a fence post for every day that it survives unbroken.
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# ? Nov 10, 2017 05:42 |
A small bronze girl walks into a china shop, and the owners speculate endlessly on what it means (it's a dumb ad).
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# ? Nov 10, 2017 17:07 |
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Me: Alas, poor Yorrick! Shopkeeper: I told you to stay out of here! |
# ? Nov 10, 2017 17:37 |
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The bull wasn't allowed in the shop. It was a cash only business. They didn't accept charges, so he was forced to only window shop... of course, everyone glossed over the fact that the bull could at least read
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:18 |
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Costco associate: this set is $2,000 Bull: you guys still take AMEX |
# ? Nov 10, 2017 20:22 |
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The manager of the Fine China Shoppe told the man he couldn't shop there, he simply wasn't allowed in. After the shopkeeper checked the man's ID, the man was told he would have to leave. The man was born on May 16th, you see. He was a Taurus, and everyone knew the kinds of problems that could lead to! The shopkeeper was adamant about it, so the man left. On his way out, the would-be shopper turned to look the manager in the eye and said, "this is some serious BULL in a China shop!" and he left. The door hit him abruptly in the buttocks as he left the establishment. The shopkeeper grinned. He had narrowly avoided yet another disaster. |
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Bull: "Look, I can understand the apprehension, but it's a stereotype and it made me feel uncomfortable. I don't expect you to understand Judy.." |
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