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Dude I am just so crazy and zany you don't even KNOW dude. I'm about to eat a pizza... that I bought from the store... and cooked in my oven... with no pizza cutter!!! Yeah that's right I'm just gonna bite right into it. And you can't stop me! |
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And do you know what? Sometimes I take a bite out of a kitkat bar. Just, the whole thing! A big ol' chunk! I'm wacky, dude! Crazy!
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Nov 18, 2017 03:33
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When I go to fancy restaurants, I eat the parsley. I stare the waiter right in the face and yell "MMMM, GOOD LEAFS" and rub my tummy. He looks so shocked! Everyone stood up and clapped and laughed, but with me not at me.
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The other day, my mom was like "do you want crusts on your sandwich?" and I said "no way"... but I actually did want those crusts!!! Honestly I'm pretty sure no one can top me, I'm like the James Franco of being crazy!
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Nov 18, 2017 03:35
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Do you want to know how crazy I am, dude? How absolutely bonkers bat-heck crazy??? Well back up friendo, because I have a tale for you... I actually send Microsoft crash reports when their programs freeze up on me Back off!!!
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Nov 18, 2017 03:37
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Yeah I like to live life on the edge, know what I mean? The other day I let my gas tank get all the way down to like nearly 1/4th full before going to get gas. Coulda run out at any second... but I made it! I make my own luck.
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Nov 18, 2017 03:39
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You're probably star-struck, I know, but if you have any questions for me, I'll be sure to answer them... if u can handle it!!!
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Nov 18, 2017 03:41
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UWBW posted:Dude I am just so crazy and zany you don't even KNOW dude. This is a real affliction, and I would thank you to not make light of it in this disrespectful manner. ---------------- |
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Nov 18, 2017 05:05
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*Gets up in your face* Don't gently caress with me *pulls out a fortune cookie and eats it, but doesn't read the fortune* |
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Nov 18, 2017 05:43
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my razor scooter is made of razors!!
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Nov 18, 2017 06:58
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get the HECK out! this thread is out of control!
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Nov 18, 2017 11:50
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The other day, I was sending my dad a text message that read "Love you, dad!" but I misspelled it so it actually said "Lov eyou, dad!" And I sent it without editing. Yeah, that's right - I'm kind of a rebel.
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Nov 19, 2017 00:12
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I'm so crazy you have to spell it "Ca-RAY-zy!" That's how crazy I am.
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Nov 19, 2017 00:57
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I’m so crazy, you wanna know how crazy I am? If the shoe fits, I don’t wear it, I find that other shoe, tie the laces together, and wrap ‘em both around the nearest telephone wires I can find!
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Nov 19, 2017 01:03
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I eat my own hair and gently caress piles of feces I hide under my mattress because I'm Jesus Christ, that's how crazy I am!!! |
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Nov 19, 2017 01:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I eat my own hair and gently caress piles of feces I hide under my mattress because I'm Jesus Christ, that's how crazy I am!!! That's pretty crazy, dude. I can relate though... Earlier today, I opened bottle of water, drank some, and I didn't put the cap on for literal minutes after I was finished drinking! Yeah, that's right, I just let that bad boy sit there. |
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Nov 19, 2017 01:57
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uhhh I’m out. this dude is weird. |
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Me and my group of friends call ourselves "The Harambe society of good sirs" and we like to show up to McDonald's in a rented limousine and tuxedos and we each line up and buy a happy meal. The last time we did it Justin asked for extra straws with his happy meal and the employee dude just looked at us like we were absolute madmen, lmao!
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I let everyone get in front of me at the DMV until every possible person has been served and the employees fawn all over me to get me the heck out of there so they can go home.
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Nov 21, 2017 00:00
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I go to steakhouses and order my tofu RARE dammit
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Nov 21, 2017 00:00
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I'm passive/aggressive toward ATMs and automated checkout machines
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Nov 21, 2017 00:03
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Me and my group of friends call ourselves "The Harambe society of good sirs" and we like to show up to McDonald's in a rented limousine and tuxedos and we each line up and buy a happy meal. The last time we did it Justin asked for extra straws with his happy meal and the employee dude just looked at us like we were absolute madmen, lmao! Jesus Christ!!!!!! I haven't tried too many crazy and wild things at McDonalds, but one time at burger king I reached right into where they keep all those little packets of ketchup and then I took some home right in my pocket! I don't give a HECK I just took them right home with me even though I only ordered a single 6 piece nugget
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Nov 21, 2017 00:03
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UWBW posted:a single 6 piece nugget what is this, a koan? |
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Manifisto posted:what is this, a koan? "If a wild and crazy dude is predictably unpredictable, are they truly wild and crazy at all?"
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