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Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
Which are you? Refer to your 'Highlights' magazines...you did take notes like a proper Gallant, right?

Crocodile Dundee fights poachers, criminals, and unscrupulous developers to preserve the natural majesty of Australia.

Crocodile Mundee figures they probably have the proper land deeds and permits, and even gives them directions.

Crocodile Dundee can survive indefinitely in the Outback.

Crocodile Mundee can't live in the Outback, but he can spend several hours in an Outback restaurant.

Crocodile Dundee saves people from wildlife, and wildlife from people.

Crocodile Mundee claims he saved a dingo from a baby once.

Crocodile Dundee can find true love and romance with one beautiful woman.

Crocodile Mundee has been slapped by even the hairiest Sheilas more times than he can count.

Crocodile Dundee expertly opens bean tins with his knife.

Crocodile Mundee doesn't even bring a can opener with him, and has to smash his bean tins against rocks to open them.

Crocodile Dundee loves all good people, including Australian Aborigines.

Crocodile Mundee has his secret doubts as to Scottish people being white or moral enough for Australia.

Crocodile Dundee can cook a delicious meal on a campfire.

Crocodile Mundee's pantry is full of dry cereal, and he got kicked out of his local meat pie shop for sneezing on the warming case too many times.

Crocodile Dundee is Paul Hogan.

Crocodile Mundee is All Bogan.

Share your moral insights on the nature of the Dundee and the Mundee.

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Manifisto


crocodile dundee: that's not a knife

crocodile magree: ceci n'est pas un couteau

Manifisto


crocodile sundee: fun

crocodile mundee: manic

Manifisto


crocodile dundee: walkabout

crocodile oui: roundabout

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich

Manifisto posted:

crocodile sundee: fun

crocodile mundee: manic

Crocodile Dundee's all about The Go-Gos.

Crocodile Mundee's all about The Bangles.

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Harold Fjord
When I see someone cheerful at the end of the work week I'm like "Someone's got a case of the Dundees!"

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