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This area is not zoned for walking eyes and you drat well know that, Peter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f77gw2Pp3aY
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You'll find people are neighborly and god-fearing here, Mr. Henderson---but don't go into the Pizza Parlor
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Nov 22, 2017 18:33
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A pod shaped like a skull streaks through the evening sky and gouges a crater in Mr. McMurty's backyard. Jason, Mr. McMurty's son, emerges from the skull pod wearing a crisp tuxedo and a paisley waistcoat. Jason surveys the damage, shrugs, and enters the garage.
Across the way, Mr. Smith prepares his third letter to the HOA this month.
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Nov 22, 2017 20:49
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Shady Bridge, where trash pickup is once a week, but the Shred It truck makes the rounds every day.
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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This is just a friendly reminder from your neighborhood association that all the dead drops around the duck pond are full of microfilm. Every Friday afternoon we clear all those out, so be sure to get your microfilm before then or it's going in the trash.
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Nov 23, 2017 09:20
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"Who's that, Nan?"
"That's me and JFK at the 1968 World's Fair."
"Hey wait a minute-"
"Who wants some pie?"
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Amending the ordinance on radio antenna towers to cover numbers stations too, since a certain somebody kept insisting "it's not a ham tower so it's not against the rules"
Mr. Willoughby's number station is interfering with my number station I mean there are tons of different frequencies she can pick and it's single-sideband...
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Nov 26, 2017 01:49
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Parent-teacher conferences are held in Mexico City and the specific location isn't disclosed until the morning of the appointment.
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Someone trips and falls, and twenty bystanders instinctively scan the nearby rooftops.
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Nov 26, 2017 19:02
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You drop a kid off at 7 and you get a kid back at 3, but no one guarantees it will be the same kid.
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You ask your kid what she did in school today, and she tells you that you aren't cleared for that information.
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