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say no to bats posted:I wonder if that fat gently caress is still alive or not. He made a post two days ago so probably not
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Wash your butt OP. Maybe then your beloved will give you a proper rear end massage instead of hoarding random stuff from flea markets to chuck at your rancid hole.
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Dec 30, 2017 17:55
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A piece of my rear end fell out of my rear end send help
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Dec 30, 2017 17:58
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Tell your wife she's doin the Lord's work
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Hell Yeah posted:possibly the ultimate humblebrag
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lol just loving lol if you don't have a shelf full of carefully customized animal penis dildos courtesy of the boys at Bad Dragon™ for pleasuring your boy pussy
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I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
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I thought you meant it in a more celebratory way, like "Yeah, my wife totally broke that toy off in my rear end, bro! It was awesome!" But, since you were being literal, I'm going to echo what was said earlier: always go with a flared base.
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I'm glad to hear you came out of this ok op, but in the future try to remember that 10 inches of anything doesn't belong in your rear end. Penises excepted, of course
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Dec 30, 2017 20:55
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You sure that was supposed to go into your rear end? 
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If it wasn't made to go in your rear end why would it fit
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Blue Train posted:If it wasn't made to go in your rear end why would it fit it's like how if being gay is a sin then why did God make it feel good to take another man's dick in your rear end and pleasure your prostate
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Dec 30, 2017 21:23
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my sex wife
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Blue Train posted:If it wasn't made to go in your rear end why would it fit Words to live by imo.
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Dec 30, 2017 21:25
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Sometimes it hurts when I make a big poop, so I'm afraid to deliberately put something in my butt.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:it's like how if being gay is a sin then why did God make it feel good to take another man's dick in your rear end and pleasure your prostate leftover feature when god was debugging humanity
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Dec 30, 2017 21:26
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ironically it facilitates rebugging humanity
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Keli posted:You sure that was supposed to go into your rear end? Well, I put some thought into this and I'm pretty sure. The cock ring bit had a little vibrator nub on it for her. So if the ring went on my dick, and my dick went into her pussy so the vibrating bit could do its work on her, then the only place for the other part to go was either in her rear end or mine. Right? Space Race Riot posted:I'm glad to hear you came out of this ok op, but in the future try to remember that 10 inches of anything doesn't belong in your rear end. Penises excepted, of course She only put the mouse shaped tip in. The other ten inches was just like a lanyard attaching it to the bottom of the cock ring. The Dregs fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Dec 30, 2017 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ironically it facilitates rebugging humanity
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The Dregs posted:Well, I put some thought into this and I'm pretty sure. The cock ring bit had a little vibrator nub on it for her. So if the ring went on my dick, and my dick went into her pussy so the vibrating bit could do its work on her, then the only place for the other part to go was either in her rear end or mine. Right? The vibrator goes in her pussy. The ring electrocutes your dick
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:ironically it facilitates rebugging humanity 
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ditty bout my clitty posted:Shut up GE Cafe lol. every day is mr sunshine day.
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Extremely muscular Hungarian wife, wielding a dildo threateningly: I'm about to break this off in your rear end.
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you'll have to keep upping the ante now pretty soon you'll have to poop out her fist
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RaceBannon posted:you'll have to keep upping the ante now pretty soon you'll have to poop out her fist I don't want to put things in my butt anymore. I think I have PASD.
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I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes. So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
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why use toys? doesn't your wife have a big cock, op?
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