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infernal machines posted:what if ur leftovers were on the internet? i would still forget about them and get Korean instead
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finally, we can use technology to find out once and for all, who dealt it
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Plank Walker posted:finally, we can use technology to find out once and for all, who dealt it and monetize it
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infernal machines posted:and monetize it if you don't pay it's you who farted
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:if you don't pay it's you who farted 
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original startup idea do not steal!
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does anyone else miss when ces was just goofy poo poo like a tv shaped like a dog or whatever and not all this iot crap
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Jan 13, 2018 05:39
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bring back the polar bear tvs
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what if ur tv was a dog, but on the internet? also it records everything you say and has a camera in it and we use it to sell you to advertisers
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it will eventually be hacked and used to bring down the internet on the eastern seaboard
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FCKGW posted:bring back the polar bear tvs whatever happened to that brand anyway? i feel like they had a big marketing push in north america like a decade ago, then disappeared
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Oh look! Ford is taking its engineering talent and building a cool new thing! https://www.theverge.com/2018/1/11/16880358/ford-ojo-electric-scooter-range-price-ces-2018 *squints* they’ve moved on to badge engineering a loving e-bike
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seems like something purpose built for touristy fleet vehicles
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san francisco's bike share program is ford-branded i assume ford closes sales because once somebody climbs SF's hills on a bicycle they are suddenly much more amenable to car ownership
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Jan 13, 2018 19:10
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I live in San Francisco and ride a bike and drive stick. Come at me
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Heel-toe all day errday.
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I deal a lot with auto manufacturers and Jesus Christ are they out of touch with their customers + up SV’s rear end
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I deal a lot with auto manufacturers and Jesus Christ are they out of touch with their customers + up SV’s rear end whod have guessed an entire industry that bankrupted itself a decade ago isnt well run
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man only 8 pages. CES really has gone downhill.
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:man only 8 pages. CES really has gone downhill. ces is the dumping ground for products not important enough to bother holding an event for
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Jan 14, 2018 18:23
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just pretend i posted a sharper image catalog with the letters IOT inserted into the text at random
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infernal machines posted:just pretend i posted a sharper image catalog with the letters IOT inserted into the text at random how do i get my VC money to you?
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:man only 8 pages. CES really has gone downhill. there's probably tons of hilarious garbage out there, just no one reports on it because all anyone focuses on are the big companies with large presentations. anyway i reached into the CES pit and found some golden nuggets of corn: a $300 baby lotion dispenser:  this uh, scent...thing... quote:now Moodo is showing it off at CES 2018. It works exactly as advertised, letting you use your smartphone or tablet to select and activate different scents in your home,  GE made a 27" tablet you bolt above your stove. it even has a camera pointed at the stovetop so you can tweet your cooking??  $499 wireless earbuds made from melted illegal firearms seized in south america   a $4000 treadmill with a tv bolted to it. it should be noted that peloton's exercise bikes require a monthly subscription   quote:Shopping for fresh produce online has always been a bit of a gamble, since you're not actually selecting the fruits and veggies yourself. Santa Clara, California–based startup Robomart aims to change that by bringing online produce shopping to your front door.  force feedback isn't enough we need to give gamers a blowjob quote:Vortx is ridiculous. It's a cube that you place on your desk, next to your PC or laptop, and it blows hot or cold air in your face, depending on what's happening on-screen.  a $150 thermal printer that prints sticky notes  and finally, this weird rear end thing asus crapped out. supposed to cover up the bezels of monitors in multi-monitor setups quote:There are no filters, software or effects at play here: It's simply an optical device that refracts light around the monitors' plastic edges.   HAPPY CES EVERYONE SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
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lmao at those monitors gamers are trash
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the sticky note printer thing reminds me of the harmless stupid gadgets like the chumby and the regular small printer instead of the new stuff that takes pictures of your gonads and forwards them to jeff bezos
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gaming crystals
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FMguru posted:actual important consumer electronic products get their own rollout events and press conferences. new apple doodads, new galaxy phone, new google whatever. yeah but I mean where are the Zolls, the lovely hollywood directors walking off stage mid-speech, the dancing 'cyber generation kids' talking about texting in 5 year old slang? CES used to be quality point-and-laugh-at-it entertainment.
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LastInLine posted:whod have guessed an entire industry that bankrupted itself a decade ago isnt well run
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every time i see one of those i want them to turn off the camera layer so that we can see only the data that the car is actually reacting to -- floating green rectangles in an endless black void i think that would be a good way to get people thinking about how "smart" these vehicles really are
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it’s not an autonomous car until it can navigate a Costco parking lot on a Sunday without killing someone
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it should also mark where the computer thinks the street is
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Jimmy Carter posted:it’s not an autonomous car until it can navigate a Costco parking lot on a Sunday without killing someone buddy, thats not even a normal human being
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Sagebrush posted:every time i see one of those i want them to turn off the camera layer so that we can see only the data that the car is actually reacting to -- floating green rectangles in an endless black void i get to see this a lot and it's p neat but yeah it would definitely scare normies
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SO DEMANDING posted:gently caress OFF i'm imagining this world where wealthier folks are followed around by these things and everyone else has to chase after them.
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