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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Just turned it on.

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SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica
Computer got pretty hot and heavy after I stroked the touch pad a few times.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
How can I be sure computer isn't just faking it?

:ohdear:

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
My rig is powered up

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
please get consent before turning on your computer.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
i'm from oregon, so i have a specialist turn on my computer for me as its dangerous for an amateur to do so

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

i pressed the power button on my computer just now for the first time in almost a year, op

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

vaginal facsimile posted:

Just turned it on.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



my work computer is a laptop and at the end of every day i shut it down and put it in my backpack.

i also switch off my monitors because saving power is good ...

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

.lnk to the past posted:

i'm from oregon, so i have a specialist turn on my computer for me as its dangerous for an amateur to do so

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

cheese-cube posted:

my work computer is a laptop and at the end of every day i shut it down and put it in my backpack.

i also switch off my monitors because saving power is good ...

a cube who doesnt believe in energy star ⭐️ ratings... a shameful cube

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
it is now safe to turn on your computer

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

i turned it on and it returned the favor

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
lol if you ever turn off your computer

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Just restarted

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
had to turn 0ff my iphone (📱) and then turn it back on again to fix some apple bugs and glitches

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

obstipator posted:

had to turn 0ff my iphone (📱) and then turn it back on again to fix some apple bugs and glitches

a phone is not a computer imo, except some phones which are more computerlike and can do general purpose computation tasks, so called 'phoneputers'

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

suffix posted:

a phone is not a computer imo, except some phones which are more computerlike and can do general purpose computation tasks, so called 'phoneputers'

please type more words

Emacs Headroom
Aug 2, 2003
about to spin up a few hundred cloud instances. prepare for post deluge

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

just performed an ipl (initial post load)

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

mediocre thread. voted 3.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
fucc computers, man

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

fart simpson posted:

mediocre thread. voted 3.

great job, fart simpson

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
$ uptime
22:36 up 5 days, 4:57, 2 users, load averages: 3.18 3.20 3.44

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
my computer is connected to a power supply uninterruptible, and thus never gets turned off unless the power goes out for a long time.

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

Doc Block posted:

my computer is connected to a power supply uninterruptible, and thus never gets turned off unless the power goes out for a long time.

thats why you do it manually

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
but my uptime stats!

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

high uptimes just means that you're terrible at patching your servers

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Crime on a Dime posted:

great job, fart simpson

thanks, op

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

the errors on drive c have been repaired

nah just kidding we just made the file system follow its rules again, who fuckin knows about your data

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
my computer is dripping wet :c00l:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

my computers off op :twisted:

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

my laptop is a work laptop and also a dell

aint touching that thing without wrapping up

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I just gave my computer a three finger salute

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
After I rouse I arouse quite a few devices as part of my morning ritual.

computer
coffee machine
microwave

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

my computer wakes me so i can wake other computers and put some computers to sleep

i'm an analog hole

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