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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
you made us have to sit through 45 minutes of sean hannity and it wasn't even that good of a burn

I'm so disappointed in you

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Okay but may I suggest next time to try to sneak in the word anal like the guy right after you and also the words Something! Awful!! Dot!! Com!!! :)

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm always kind of shocked people here in America still have recognizable accents to the extent of the OP, I thought we should all be totally standardized by TV and youtube by this point

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hannity is one of those deeply-closeted BDSM fans who also happens to be a conservative. He gets off on being embarrassed and mocked in a public setting, but can't admit it for fear of alienating his fanbase.

You gave Hannity a boner with that call. He definitely shoved something up his rear end that evening while thinking about you.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

A Fancy Hat posted:

Hannity is one of those deeply-closeted BDSM fans who also happens to be a conservative. He gets off on being embarrassed and mocked in a public setting, but can't admit it for fear of alienating his fanbase.

You gave Hannity a boner with that call. He definitely shoved something up his rear end that evening while thinking about you.

I can't even imagine the embarrassment of accidentally giving Sean Hannity an orgasm

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

that poo poo was lame as gently caress, let's post CSPAN videos instead


here's my favorite, it should start at 0:32. watch the panelist's face as the caller drops the prank. his reaction is priceless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs31H53r1Ks&t=32s

What was the prank

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

I'm always kind of shocked people here in America still have recognizable accents to the extent of the OP, I thought we should all be totally standardized by TV and youtube by this point
they do and it's kind of nice because nowadays people with accents here usually only have it strong enough to be noticeable but mild enough to be easily understood

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

they do and it's kind of nice because nowadays people with accents here usually only have it strong enough to be noticeable but mild enough to be easily understood

Oh it's adorable, I'm always just kind of taken aback by it. But I've been accused of not being from PA by native Pennsylvanians because I don't have a PA accent despite living here my entire life

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I liked the guy after the OP who was making fun of Sean for being anal retentive.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Oh it's adorable, I'm always just kind of taken aback by it. But I've been accused of not being from PA by native Pennsylvanians because I don't have a PA accent despite living here my entire life
Yeah. I do suspect that regional accents will eventually be pretty much gone, which is sad

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

veiled boner fuel posted:

What was the prank

the caller out of nowhere starts talking about needing a penis implant because he needs a bigger dick to pick up the chicks, which is completely shocking to the turbo-dweeb who was expecting a boring conversation about massive credit card debt

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a hole-y ghost posted:

Yeah. I do suspect that regional accents will eventually be pretty much gone, which is sad

Nah eventually there'll be a regional backlash where everyone goes full boston irish about their stupid dead accent

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I've been on the radio a few times, but not enough. I'm always nice, and I never win any contests.
I got a hat one time! "The Motley Fool" is not on anywhere I know of these days, but I was on there...and they sent me a hat.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
This the first time I ever watched this show and it sucks. gently caress you OP. Prepare to be probed.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Pat morrison read my web comment once on a show about reducing carbon footprint where I said forced sterilization is the best way to reduce the aforemwntioned in your personal life.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
My fav regional dialect is the South Jersey / Philly accent that's really awful and nasal a d I've had a couple girlfriends with it and I love it. I also like the really grating Boston accent on mean spirited brunettes.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Smythe posted:

This the first time I ever watched this show and it sucks. gently caress you OP. Prepare to be probed.

I didn't watch it, but I think it's nice that your first exposure to this is here. For other people it's on ALL OF THE TIME. And it is horrible and annoying.
Give me one while you're at it, please.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

I.C. posted:

I didn't watch it, but I think it's nice that your first exposure to this is here. For other people it's on ALL OF THE TIME. And it is horrible and annoying.
Give me one while you're at it, please.

Prepare to be owned when I return to the Big Computer

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
Hannity keeps talking about it every night. He can't get it out of his head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kRu56MZ0Q

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AARO posted:

Hannity keeps talking about it every night. He can't get it out of his head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kRu56MZ0Q

That's the look and tone of a man who has totally killed kittens and is waiting for the other shoe to drop

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
http://hannitykillskittens.com

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Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?

Meow were getting somewhere

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