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"All you had to do was follow the drat tray, CJ!" - Big Soup
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as byob's soup historian laureate, i would like to inform you all that everything, including single-celled organisms, would qualify as a soup in a bread bowl. namaste.
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Jan 18, 2018 16:39
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Starman Super DX posted:"All you had to do was follow the drat tray, CJ!" |
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Jan 20, 2018 23:28
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In prison if you drop the soup in the shower I hear they make you clean it up
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Jan 23, 2018 04:05
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INT- MANSION FOYER- DAY LADY BUILLON runs through the bay doors, barely evading the clutches of MR. BISQUE. MR BISQUE You'll be mine some day, salty-cubes! LADY BUILLON Stop, you cad! Your twin brother Broth would be ashamed to see you now! MR BISQUE But he's dead! And you killed him! Musical sting- Fade to:
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Jan 23, 2018 04:32
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Is salmon soup a soup |
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Jan 23, 2018 05:26
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lmbo calrissian posted:Is salmon soup a soup Nope. Case closed. |
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Jan 23, 2018 05:51
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i like soup but i dont like eating soup never was too good at it. soup everywhere!
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Jan 23, 2018 07:36
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Nope. Case closed. Motion to reopen the case |
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Jan 23, 2018 08:01
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lmbo calrissian posted:Motion to reopen the case Very well, I will do my best. Soup council, we would like to request this case be thawed, reheated, and once more ladled out to the court. *sounds of spoons clattering against bowls* Oh my, this doesn't sound good at all 
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Jan 23, 2018 08:06
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Motion to dismiss, based on the violation of double gazpachoerdy. |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:11
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Don't worry I think we can win this on appeal to the Souperior Court |
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Jan 23, 2018 15:26
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You will have to prepare your appeal to the ministroni of justice...
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Jan 23, 2018 17:03
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Wait... what are they deciding now? *sound of crackers crumbling* GOOD LORD HIT THE DECK!
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Jan 23, 2018 17:06
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This thread is an epic adventure. It's downright Campbellian...
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Jan 23, 2018 17:12
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Pictured: the shadowy cabal of Souplords who pull the strings on all things chowder or potage: Remember: Big Broth-er is Watching! 
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Jan 23, 2018 17:56
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It's a good thing all the members of the jury are.... Progressive. I'm sorry everyone |
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Jan 23, 2018 19:21
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We will now review condensed testimony from the witnesses, if it split-peas's the court.
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Jan 23, 2018 19:39
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Please, no more wanton puns!
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Jan 23, 2018 19:48
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Sorry Starman Souper DX, miso new here, I'll vegetable the puns for now. |
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Jan 23, 2018 19:53
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The phrase "soup to nuts", meaning the whole spectrum of something, suggests that soup and nuts are polar opposites, due to soup being a common first-course and nuts being a common dessert. I want to write a story about time-traveling gourmands called "Nuts to Soup", and they try to steal famous food like the Earl of Sandwich's first prototype or side-dishes from the last supper. Edit- obviously it ends up with them going insane as they sink into the primordial soup at the beginning/end of their journey. This thing writes itself...
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Jan 23, 2018 19:54
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:The phrase "soup to nuts", meaning the whole spectrum of something, suggests that soup and nuts are polar opposites, due to soup being a common first-course and nuts being a common dessert. This is a common mistake, but it actually refers to the nuts used to bolt things to an engine (oil soup with steel croutons) in a car, hence why a car which has had extra work done to it is "souped up". |
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Jan 23, 2018 20:00
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Jaded Burnout posted:This is a common mistake, but it actually refers to the nuts used to bolt things to an engine (oil soup with steel croutons) in a car, hence why a car which has had extra work done to it is "souped up". Whoah! Color me soup-rised! Edit- boy do I feel stew-ped. Edit edit- I mean downright fazoolish
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Jan 23, 2018 20:02
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According to Aristrone, all things are composed of some combination of soup, nuts, salad, and bread, those being the four base elements in the universe |
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Jan 23, 2018 21:23
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The defense would like to introduce a steaming bowl of evidence to the courtLizard Wizard posted:my family has long eaten salmon soup, which basically consists of milk, butter and canned salmon drowned in oyster crackers, so yeah probably |
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Jan 23, 2018 21:29
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