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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Pretty sure you gotta shoot expert to be considered an alpha male.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
And not be a PFC

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

PenisMonkey posted:

And not be a PFC

Everybody knows 2nd (or 3rd!) Award PFCs are the baddest dudes in the battalion.


But yeah that dude aint a 2nd award.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

McNally posted:

Pretty sure you gotta shoot expert to be considered an alpha male.

and weigh more than 80 lbs

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
LEAN MEAN GREEN FIGHTING MACHINE

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Watch him quit/pop for weed in ITB

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
what the gently caress is he doing in that photo? standing at parade rest in the smoke pit or something?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

also grateful dead sucks rear end their iconography does not match their sound at all.

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

Deathy McDeath posted:

Watch him quit/pop for weed in ITB

Did anyone else have like a dozen guys go UA in SOI or was my company just real bad

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I would have enlisted him but a kid like that is a direct shipper. There is no way he would get a chance to piss off the other kids in the DEP if he's not around to interact with them.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Farrier Theaks posted:

Did anyone else have like a dozen guys go UA in SOI or was my company just real bad

nobody fled my SOI unit

But in darkest night upon post 4, an east coast SOI buddy confided in me:

"I was ordered in before the duty NCO

I stripped naked and did jumping jacks

And never did I wonder: what transpires beneath that desk?"



lol

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
And thats only like the fifth gayest thing ever relayed to me during my days as a Devil Dog

#1, of course is,

"The Time I hosed a Butt."

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Dec 14, 2018

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Victor Vermis posted:

And thats only like the fifth gayest thing ever relayed to me during my days as a Devil Dog

#1, of course,

Is the time I hosed a butt.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Intentionally or did you slip and fall in the rain room, only to catch someone on the shoulder and oopsie it in?

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Grammatical errors in my previous post have been corrected.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
L M A O

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Hey hard-chargers, thread title is almost relevant again. Oorah

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
real talk for a second is it normal to be really loving embarrassed for the way you used to act when you were in and especially for those first few years when you were out

just like, man. we were imbeciles. i'm sorry for anyone who has to deal with debbadogs trying to be normal again

Asbury fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Dec 24, 2018

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Yes

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Nah not for me my nickname was archibald because I went in already old

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

so i was watching that den of thieves poo poo and it was aight for an action flick. obv you aint watching for the plot, you watching to see what is apparently a marsoc loving bank robbery crew in action. that poo poo was lmao. how you got old rear end dog the bounty hunter face looking rear end gerard butler chasing marines with moto tats around LA and poo poo. oh and then they tried to pull some usual suspects poo poo at the end with the worlds softest marine. p decent flick to get blunted to though.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I didn't watch the movie but obviously it's real oohrah yut kill

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I saw Hunter Killer and now I'm an oorah SEAL sub commander a plus cold war 2 cold harder

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
2019 Marine thread : Sucks you cant go to space man. *******BOATS AROUND ON HIS NAVY ISSUED DILDO*********

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

In the spirit of the corps, instead of getting a new thread we'll limp this one along.

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
Happy new bears!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

No new thread in the budget this year, sorry not sorry.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

EBB posted:

No new thread in the budget this year, sorry not sorry.

We're in the process of refurbishing the May 2010 Army thread to be the 2018 Marine thread.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

McNally posted:

We're in the process of refurbishing the May 2010 Army thread to be the 2018 Marine thread.

Lol, nothing like refurb peacetime to remind you your place in the world

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Actually gently caress it, you're getting a hand-me-down.

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