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A thread for posting all your sports poetry Old Thread The Isles' future is as black as these kettles and pots fans can't get excited for giving up 51 shots A team whose ship has set sail Their mission for a cup had failed Now its said that Hank is on board with the tank ALL MUST GO IN THIS FIRE SALE My love for you burns hotter than coals But what gets me goin' TD pass to Nick Foles I forgot the flowers I ate all the fudge gently caress the fuckin' Yankees And gently caress Aaron Judge John Tavares is leaving I've accepted this painful truth I wish this fuckin' team Wasn't run by one of the Bluths 
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Roses are red Shootouts are bad measure is overrated this doesn't even rhyme
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Feb 14, 2018 16:17
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Roses are red Violets are blue US Mens is bad Blew 0-2
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Feb 14, 2018 16:25
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Hey ladies! It's your fault if your partner beats you! But don't worry, we've got some pink swag too! Keep spending, keep watching, long as you're not gay! We're the NFL, and we'll see you next Sunday!
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Feb 14, 2018 16:26
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Brad Marchand He destroyed Johansson Yes YES Marchand is out
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Feb 14, 2018 16:26
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DJExile posted:Hey ladies! It's your fault if your partner beats you! Rose are red concussions are bogus turn down the lights Where'd I park my car?
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Feb 14, 2018 16:27
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Roses are red Violets are blue The pens are going to threepeat So everything is poo Ottawa sold the farm Just to get Matt Duchenne They rushed back Erik Karlson But his legs are still lame Flyers FLYERS AHHH FLYERSSS They should really fire Hakstol At least they don't have Holgrem Otherwise they'd probably trade for Cracknell Praise be to the creator Vegas Golden Knights are good So many GMs letting players go They must have misunderstood For now we get to the end of my really dumb and bad post I should really check with the doctor and have this brain damage diagnosed.
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Feb 14, 2018 16:34
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Aphrodite posted:Brad Marchand nice There once was GM from Guelph Who wanted a cup for his shelf Traded Forsberg away To get Erat to play But instead he got fired himself. I have eaten the hot dogs that were in the icebox Neck-less coach decides "grit is what we need to win!" playoff exit looms There once was a player named Shea from Nashville was traded a way Though his shot had a boom his contract was doom and as for Nashville, PK! Thufir fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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Feb 14, 2018 16:52
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Football Enforcement Did you smoke weed? 10 week ban! Beat your wife? 1 week.
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Feb 14, 2018 17:01
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In the North live a team called the Twins Who surprise us all with their wins Then the Bronx Bombers come to make the Twins look quite dumb Endless is this cycle that spins
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Feb 14, 2018 18:15
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Ferrari are red Hot scarlet porn Senna is dead Stoffel Vandoorne
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Feb 14, 2018 18:40
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Defence is garbage Drouin is not a centre Fire Bergevin
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Feb 14, 2018 18:48
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A team was in need of some structure But the people in charge were vultures He said, with much clout He's a star no doubt But does he fit in with this team's culture?
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Feb 14, 2018 18:56
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My love for you, comes from deep in my gut. You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust BUT!
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Feb 14, 2018 21:46
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My love for you, is as big as a glacier. To me that's preposterous. Crab rangoon, things of that nature.
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Feb 14, 2018 21:48
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goddamn it I was just going to do that
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Feb 14, 2018 21:50
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Roses are red My cat is a tabby Got mad for a quarter And beat up a cabbie
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Feb 14, 2018 21:53
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Youre so fuckin sexy I wanna knock boots I'll make you scream louder Than Don Cherry's suits
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Feb 14, 2018 22:32
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His talents can put on a show. Patrick Kane can really go! But he played once in Philly, and the fans would really give him hell, chanting, "SHE SAID NO"
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Feb 14, 2018 22:39
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Roses are red Women are things Where my check, barstool? Suddenly, a phone rings
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Feb 14, 2018 23:09
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Roses aren't cheap on Valentines Day as Darrell Waltrip mumbled into the mic "I hope Dale's OK'
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Feb 15, 2018 01:31
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Jamie Benn is a Star And a gent, never pushy He'll score wide and far But even on V-day, he won't eat your cooking. E: Rotten Cookies posted:A team was in need of some structure I love this.
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Feb 15, 2018 19:41
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DJExile posted:My love for you, I was reading this thread from latest to oldest, saw this, and instantly thought "I can do a "Holocaust, BUT!" poem." Then: DJExile posted:My love for you, lol goddammit
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Feb 16, 2018 15:28
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Devouring Time, blunt thou the Tiger's paws, And make the course devour his own sweet spine; Pluck the keen teeth from the fierce Tiger's jaws, And orchestrate thy wrath to his hair line; Pave long and winding routes through bulging trees, To upraise his scores and his faded drives; Send him toward a new love that rides on skis, Then whisk him to still more adult'rous thighs; O, carve more with thy hours my foe’s frail discs, And serve new lines beneath his nasal range, Induce once more a hopeless harebrained frisk, That pours tears on a love henceforth estranged. Time’s tragedie must thrust upon us all, That love cannot be found in a golf ball.
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Feb 16, 2018 20:51
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Miguel Cotto 32-1 Undefeated a star guided by fate. A loss makes a man Ten seconds too late.
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