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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The last thing to go through the mind of a worm expiring on the sidewalk after a rainstorm
 
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google THIS

 Oh no, not again.

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 20:23
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:40
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google THIS

 A shoe :evilbuddy:

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 20:24
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google THIS

 I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Albequoique.

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 20:25
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420 SWAGLORD

saban bajramovic
*In a full, rich baritone that envelops you and stops you in your tracks*

And now, the end is near
So as I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived, a life that's full
I've travelled each and every highway
and more, much more than this
I did it myyyyy waaaaaay

*dies*

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 21:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I'm DYIN' in the rain, just DYIN' in the rain! What a horrible feeling to be *glah!*

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 21:09
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Manifisto


 did I remember to lock the door to the burrow when I left?


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 21:26
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Manifisto


 I don't regret any of the worm sex I had, I regret all the worm sex I didn't have


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 21:28
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alnilam

 Oh nooo, I'm expiring on the sidewalk after a rainstorm

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 22:26
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vanisher

 The day the flesh shapes, and the flesh the day shapes...

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 22:42
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alnilam

 I'll never be the head of a major corporation

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 23:02
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vanisher

 Werm sqwerm! Heh, just kidding *dies*

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 23:09
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 It seemed like a good idea at the time.

* # ? Feb 15, 2018 23:12
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Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

 *Mr. Worm looks down at his tuxedo* "It IS Ironic, Alanis Wormisette!"


~~~ byob summer 2020 ~~~ sig responsibly ~~~ i hope you enjoy my sig ~~~ please dont kangaroo jack what you cant kangaroo give back. ~~~
* # ? Feb 15, 2018 23:34
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FreshCutFries

 the worm doesn't die and escapes into the dirt meeting another worm of the opposite gender who they marry and start a family with and live an entire life filled with happiness and love and when they are on their death bed surrounded by their kids and grand kids and great grand kids they shed a single worm tear and whisper "I'm ready"

*fade to black. camera pans out to reveal worm is actually still on the sidewalk*

Occurrence at Worm Sidewalk

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 00:20
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take the moon

by sebmojo
lol

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 00:22
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Manifisto

spectres of autism posted:

lol


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 00:37
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vanisher

Manifisto posted:
* # ? Feb 16, 2018 01:09
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Koishi Komeiji



 "Well, at least someone will make a good thread about this."

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 01:26
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BoldFrankensteinMir


 "Look at that poor paramecium expiring on the grain of sand after a water droplet explosion..."


Sig by Heather Papps

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 05:09
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

alnilam posted:

I'll never be the head of a major corporation
* # ? Feb 16, 2018 05:31
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
I would like to have seen Montana.

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 05:35
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504

by R. Guyovich
"At least I was a worm and not one of those people from BYOB"

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Feb 16, 2018

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
* # ? Feb 16, 2018 10:29
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google THIS

 I sure hope future illustrators don't depict me as a giant talking egg.

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 13:07
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wearing a lampshade

 "I've never seen robocop.... but I don't have eyes either. Oh well."

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 13:45
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wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

I sure hope future illustrators don't depict me as a giant talking egg.

lol

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 13:47
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UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
I hope they don't put me rear end-end up in my casket.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 15:09
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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Eating was my life
And now, dying in the rain
Drink will be my death

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 22:08
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HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
At least I achieved my life goal: eating and pooping soil perpetually for my entire existence.

* # ? Feb 16, 2018 22:09
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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

google THIS posted:

I sure hope future illustrators don't depict me as a giant talking egg.
* # ? Feb 17, 2018 00:46
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:40
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google THIS

 "It's the safest place to be in the rain." Well played, Early Bird. Well played.

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