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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
:synpa:

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
It's adorable, but it dosen't look very jizz absorbent.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Norton posted:

do people use blankets that are smaller than themselves??? sit down on the couch and cuddle up with a napkin?? or are most blankets custom fitted to be exactly the size of the user... hmmm

If the blanket doesn't cover more square footage it's a pretty poor blanket.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

my girlfriend was being a wet blanket so for valentines day i clothslined her.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

What is right with anyone, really

I'm doing alright

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
It is not bigger than her. She's on her knees, according to the length of her arms. Unless she is a little person or an amputee.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

You couldn’t use that blanket because one wash would gently caress that print

Mega64 posted:

That doesn't seem like that bad a blanket, where can I buy it?

I'd pay, I don't know, $15 for that blanket.

I think it is just a giant piece of felt. Or do you need pictures of a teenage girl all over it in order to enjoy it?

Bored fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Feb 25, 2018

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
I like the gift, hate the date and its implications.

i bought my partner nothing and neither of us even noticed until days later that valentines day occurred. If only I could get her to think this way about Christmas.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
That's a great idea! I'm gonna make a blanket like that for myself. It will go great with all the self-portraits on my walls and ceiling.

Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014
it is honestly a good gift if the pictures are of your child and the blanket is for your or the kids grandmother though

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
hes going to smother her with the blanket and then sew her face onto a spot.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

The blanket looks thin and lovely, would not use
It'll look really creepy after it's been washed a lot so there's that

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
That's a cool blanket, if I were him I'd freak her out (but not in a mean way) by wrapping the part with her face over my own so it's like I have her face haha and I'd be all "oh hey it's me GF duh-doy" and she'd be all "stahhhp" and it'd be really cute XD

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Weird present is weird.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

maskenfreiheit posted:

go back to fyad

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FYAD is a scary and confusing place.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Il Federale posted:

lol when she eventually dumps him and never uses it again

that's be a pretty cool item when you're digging through dead grandma's belonging. Like wow grandma was a hottie so thats where I got the hottie genes from! thanks Hot Gramma!!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

maskenfreiheit posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

what'd he say

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
:gas::gb2fyad:

boxchat
Sep 22, 2017
skylark threads are the worst part of gbs

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Rock Puncher posted:

I like the gift, hate the date and its implications.

i bought my partner nothing and neither of us even noticed until days later that valentines day occurred. If only I could get her to think this way about Christmas.
This comes off as kinda cheap

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Guy Mann posted:

That's a cool blanket, if I were him I'd freak her out (but not in a mean way) by wrapping the part with her face over my own so it's like I have her face haha and I'd be all "oh hey it's me GF duh-doy" and she'd be all "stahhhp" and it'd be really cute XD

It's actually her Halloween costume. Shes just gonna cut out eye holes and be herself for Halloween.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A thickly encrusted cum rag that stands up on its own. Is what I’m seeing here. :eyepoop:

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Rock Puncher
Jul 26, 2014

dads friend steve posted:

This comes off as kinda cheap

I am fine with that

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