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numberoneposter posted:im trying to lose 10 lbs Swallow a tape worm
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I was making love to a woman once and forgot what end i was making out with and ended up fingering her throat while i tongued her butthole not the first time a woman puked during sex wth me but definitely the funniest
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Feb 19, 2018 20:18
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We Know Catheters posted:Swallow a tape worm I had a tapeworm once, but it starved to death.
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Feb 19, 2018 20:20
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The digestive track should not be a one way street in any regard
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Feb 19, 2018 20:23
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Typical goon diets are fatal to most parasites (and goons) yes
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Statutory Ape posted:i feel like this is more of a you problem than a we problem tbh I guess my desire for loving vanilla vaginal sex with my partner is considered a deviant fetish by internet standards at this point. 
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Feb 19, 2018 20:49
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Statutory Ape posted:I was making love to a woman once and forgot what end i was making out with and ended up fingering her throat while i tongued her butthole What sort of person can't handle a finger in their mouth?! Preferably one which has also been up their butt
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Feb 19, 2018 20:52
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hemale in pain posted:What sort of person can't handle a finger in their mouth?! Someone on a date with Aziz Ansari?
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Feb 19, 2018 20:54
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What girls like is extremely long, skinny dicks that can deposit eggs directly into their body cavities.
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Feb 19, 2018 20:59
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Who What Now posted:What girls like is extremely long, skinny dicks that can deposit eggs directly into their body cavities. The cervix is just another orifice to penetrate
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Feb 19, 2018 21:05
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muscular rear end packed into some tight black levis 510s
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Feb 19, 2018 21:38
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Most of my friends are huge fuckin nerds and I've literally never met someone in real life who eats rear end. You should meet more gay people then. We invented it, and frankly we're sick of your cultural appropriation. Go back to the vagina, breeders!
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Feb 19, 2018 21:44
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I wonder who was the first ever person to eat rear end? Maybe it's what the Bible meant when eve got Adam to eat a apple (the apple being her rear end)
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in my experience some girls REALLY appreciate getting their butt licked but most are like "really? I don't care either way". And usually the ones who like it like it in combination with fingering and stuffs I mean it feels good but it's not like a magical experience or anything, you'd know this if you ever had your rear end licked
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Feb 19, 2018 22:05
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Several girls have come while getting butt eaten and getting fingered from behind. Maybe it was the fingering mostly. It's a turn on for me, so I appreciate if I can do it even if she is meh about it.
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Feb 19, 2018 22:13
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doverhog posted:Several girls have come while getting butt eaten and getting fingered from behind. Maybe it was the fingering mostly. Boy, I have news for you and you are gonna blush when you hear this...
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Feb 19, 2018 22:15
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hemale in pain posted:I wonder who was the first ever person to eat rear end? Maybe it's what the Bible meant when eve got Adam to eat a apple (the apple being her rear end) remember that snake in the garden of eden he told eve 2 eat adams rear end and welp back then it waws considered gay and also not kosher so
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Feb 19, 2018 22:15
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Oscar Wild posted:Boy, I have news for you and you are gonna blush when you hear this... Is this about faking orgasms? Sure, women all are liars. Have some faith in people.
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Feb 19, 2018 22:17
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doverhog posted:I'll kiss a girl after, giving or receiving, never had a refusal to that. I'll also kiss her after a blowjob. Sex is by definition "gross", if that freaks you out perhaps you are a sapiosexual or something. I was just curious. The women I’ve gone down on (not rear end) have been a little weirded out to make out after. Hell, I had a girl go down on me and I was gonna make out after and she thought it was weird. I guess I attract the broken ones.
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Feb 19, 2018 22:40
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latinotwink1997 posted:I was just curious. The women I’ve gone down on (not rear end) have been a little weirded out to make out after. Hell, I had a girl go down on me and I was gonna make out after and she thought it was weird. I guess I attract the broken ones. sounds like ppl just dont want to kiss uy
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Feb 19, 2018 22:42
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latinotwink1997 posted:I guess I attract the broken ones. That is reading too much into what I said, or intended to say anyway. Lots of people have hang ups about sex in some ways.
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Feb 19, 2018 22:46
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OK I think girls can like skinny boys. Thanks all!
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Feb 23, 2018 02:03
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Smythe posted:Long, thin balls. Thick, short dick. Small, shriveled, pathetic Brain. Trap Detected 
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Feb 23, 2018 03:12
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Mariana Horchata posted:Trap Detected The technical term is twink, actually
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Feb 23, 2018 03:19
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Who What Now posted:The technical term is twink, actually im not judging
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Feb 23, 2018 08:06
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Dont date someone that wont eat your rear end
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Feb 23, 2018 11:39
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spb posted:OK I think girls can like skinny boys. Thanks all! Please work out
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Feb 23, 2018 14:51
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Who What Now posted:The technical term is twink, actually Yo.
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girls like things...
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