Garfield vs ISIS

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barfdog

darth_pizza posted:

Mondays are haram.

lol

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Apr 17, 2018 10:44

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:09

Piso Mojado

# ? Apr 18, 2018 03:03

cda: by Hand Knit

Why is a spider's uncle a bomb?

# ? Apr 18, 2018 11:33

Farecoal: There he go

because he was a member of isis duhhh

# ? Apr 18, 2018 11:49

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# ? Apr 19, 2018 00:04

alnilam

twoday posted:

garfielld has identified jon's IED like the isis hunting expert he is

# ? Apr 19, 2018 00:33

Farecoal: There he go

twoday posted:

Garfield go pleasure those ISIS RATS!! Pick them up and put a plug in them.. Don't swallow too much... and get bloated with semen.. That's it! gently caress the ISIS rats and squeeze the cum.. (sexy gases) to the point of no return (climax) ..

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:44

Piso Mojado

hmm, guys?

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:52

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

hmm, guys?

looking at the v in the thread title and realizing that you could just erase one leg of the v and it would say Garfield Is ISIS :wth:

# ? Apr 19, 2018 03:01

Piso Mojado

alnilam posted:

looking at the v in the thread title and realizing that you could just erase one leg of the v and it would say Garfield Is ISIS

Last scene from the Usual Suspects, but it's Garfield slowly walking away doing The ISIS Strut.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 03:06

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

A photojournalist embeds into a Kurdish Peshmerga unit, chronicling their harrowing combat experience. They brave the intense heat of the sun and chilly desert nights, sandstorms, spoiled rations and barely potable water, long periods of boredom broken up by the intense violence of combat, and all the psychological stress of being in a combat zone.

The photographic drama reaches its apex as said photojournalist records the last hours of a fighter, hit by a bullet and bleeding out as his comrades desperately try to keep him alive, followed by their grief at his passing. It is a tremendously poignant chronicle of human existence and sorrow. So of course it wins a Pulitzer.

But at the awards ceremony, the photojournalist is highly displeased to learn why they won the award. For you see, it was not so much because of the fighter's story above; rather, it was more due to an inadvertent and wholly unintended photographic capture of a vintage plush Garfield doll, suction-cupped to the back windshield of the combat-modified Toyota Hi-Lux the above occurred in.

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# ? Apr 19, 2018 04:16

Koishi Komeiji

# ? May 2, 2018 16:13

cda: by Hand Knit

Koishi Komeiji posted:

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# ? May 2, 2018 16:54

kalel

cda posted:

plot of the bourne series only its garfield slowly realizing that he's garfield

I keep coming back to this one

# ? May 2, 2018 21:31

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# ? May 2, 2018 22:46

cda: by Hand Knit

you ever think about, if maybe garfield was versus ISIS, garfield wouldn't win?

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# ? May 3, 2018 00:03

cda: by Hand Knit

are you prepared for garfield to say "i lost. I tried to fight ISIS but they were too powerful. I am a slave of the caliphate now"?

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# ? May 3, 2018 00:04

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

I am not prepared to hear that and I never will. Garfield will never give up and if we lose I'm going down with him, inshallah

# ? May 3, 2018 00:08

alnilam

cda posted:

are you prepared for garfield to say "i lost. I tried to fight ISIS but they were too powerful. I am a slave of the caliphate now"?

Gardield would see the life (rotten gases) squeezed from him before those words would ever leave his sassy lips

# ? May 3, 2018 00:10

Farecoal: There he go

cda posted:

you ever think about, if maybe garfield was versus ISIS, garfield wouldn't win?

n-no, impossible!

# ? May 3, 2018 04:25

Farecoal: There he go

i believe in Garfield! and he...he believes in me!

# ? May 3, 2018 04:26

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

Garfalafel

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# ? May 3, 2018 04:35

Koishi Komeiji

cda posted:

are you prepared for garfield to say "i lost. I tried to fight ISIS but they were too powerful. I am a slave of the caliphate now"?

There is actually an entire genre of young Arabic fiction know as "إذا خسر غارفيلد" or loosely translated to English "If Garfield lost" including "Garfield: The Old Blood" and "Garfield: The new Colossus" where Garfield kills the leader of ISIS on the planet Venus in an alternate history version of post 9-11 America where the terrorist won and took over America.

# ? May 3, 2018 06:14

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Smoke weed every day.

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# ? Jun 23, 2018 07:45

alnilam

Jedrick posted:

There's been a development:

# ? Jun 23, 2018 13:17

logikv9

wow thank u garfield For Your Service

# ? Jun 24, 2018 03:21

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

Mondays are haram.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 17:58

cda: by Hand Knit

Jedrick posted:

There's been a development:

You know all those gitmo suicides? They weren't suicides. They were Garfield.

# ? Aug 27, 2018 18:11

Dungeon Ecology

lasagnaboarding: garfield tilts pan after pan of piping hot lasagna into prisoners mouths until they tell the truth about their ties to Monday

# ? Aug 27, 2018 18:24

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

I see a small footnote in my newspaper's comics page:

"Due to near-universal lack of interest, we no longer print the comic strip Garfield."

Without a word, I take a miniature notebook from my pocket and flip to a page with a vertical line drawn in the middle. The column on the left is labeled "Garfield" and the column on the right is labeled "ISIS." I draw in a tally mark under the ISIS column.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 27, 2018 19:58

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

cda posted:

You know all those gitmo suicides? They weren't suicides. They were Garfield.

just recently saw a video of garfield beheading nermal.... mondays....

# ? Aug 27, 2018 20:03

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