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Mar 12, 2018 19:33
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I think this seals it. Not chill at all |
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Mar 12, 2018 20:40
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420 SWAGLORD posted:I think this seals it. Not chill at all |
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Mar 12, 2018 20:46
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A bridge too far, a seal too mean for Shaq to chill with. Shaq should take some cues from Snoop and hang out with sea lions. They don't give a poo poo about anything but eating fish and lazing in the sun.  Gatekeeper posted:in the late 90s SPIN magazine did a special issue on the madness that had befallen axl rose. they had a particularly incredible story about Axl (during his howard hughes recluse phase) extending an invitation to Shaq to come to his home recording studio and rap over 'appetite for destruction'. Shaq said he visited Axl frequently for a while and recorded hours of rhymes over the music of guns n roses. Somewhere these recordings exist, but the world still isn't ready for them. The chillness preserved on those recordings was more than humanity could handle in 1998, and after 20 years it's possible we're even less equipped to handle it Elon Musk oughta get 'em, blast 'em into space for posterity's sake. Maybe an advanced alien civilization will be able to handle it. ---------------- |
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Mar 12, 2018 23:27
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The second picture didn't load for some reason 
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Mar 13, 2018 00:21
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420 SWAGLORD posted:I think this seals it. Not chill at all I get jokes 
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Mar 13, 2018 00:22
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Koishi Komeiji posted:The second picture didn't load for some reason Lmao |
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Mar 13, 2018 00:53
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Mar 13, 2018 00:53
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If I had a beard that's how I would want my beard touched, on camera, but not that way. |
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Mar 13, 2018 01:30
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Koishi Komeiji posted:The second picture didn't load for some reason Tyvm |
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Mar 13, 2018 02:44
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Koishi Komeiji posted:The second picture didn't load for some reason Paging Hot Soapy Beard.
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Mar 13, 2018 04:07
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TVsVeryOwn posted:If I had a beard that's how I would want my beard touched, on camera, but not that way. Shaq, later: "When you are famous, they just let you do it." |
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Mar 13, 2018 07:01
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joke_explainer posted:Shaq, later: "When you are famous, they just let you do it." Lol. Not chill. |
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Mar 13, 2018 12:56
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Mar 13, 2018 12:58
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A chill scientist watches Shaq appear in an Icy Hot commercial calculates his chill levels: Shaq: "It goes on ICY to dull the pain..."  : Excellent, he's sounding quite chill in this commerc-Shaq: "then HOT to relax it away. "  : *smashes clipboard into television*
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Mar 13, 2018 14:46
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Shaquille O'Seal Idea: present Shaq with this image and carefully monitor chill levels during his reaction. Should provide valuable insight into how chill he is wrt his past/seals/body horror image manipulations |
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Mar 13, 2018 17:55
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420 SWAGLORD posted:Idea: present Shaq with this image and carefully monitor chill levels during his reaction. Should provide valuable insight into how chill he is wrt his past/seals/body horror image manipulations Big man Shaq, sitting in the exam chair, electrodes all over his body. Being pretty chill, and then he sees the image and starts to sweat and quiver in fear. Mondo panic. The attendants rush in to disconnect him, and all they can hear is his quiet, rapid, and panicked whispering of "The prophecy will be true", over and over again. ---------------- |
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Mar 14, 2018 22:17
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In the middle of the the nba post game show on TNT last night Shaq wondered aloud (completely unprompted) about whether Cancun was closer to Texas or Florida. Chalk up another in the chill column. He's off island but his mind is filled with tropical drinks and beach sand. Bless him. |
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Apr 20, 2018 23:08
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cda posted:Shaq: I like my beards like I like my penii. Uncut. |
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Apr 21, 2018 08:52
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is shaq a sandwich? |
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Apr 23, 2018 03:26
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To all you people still saying Shaq is unchill you obviously didn't watch the Anime: Shaquille no O'neil monogatori. He had a very tough childhood. He was bullied, alienated, and tormented all because of his size.
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Apr 23, 2018 21:34
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Being bullied didn't make me chill. It made me angry. It made me "Shaq Out."
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Apr 23, 2018 21:58
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cda posted:Being bullied didn't make me chill. It made me angry. It made me "Shaq Out." Friend, you have a lot to learn from Shaq a.k.a the Justice Bringer.  
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