why is it at the gas station

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Ben Carsons Ghost

when i finish pumping gas and i let go of the handle and i tap the nozzle a couple times to get the last drips out but as soon as i start replazing the nozzle a final drizzle of gas comes out and usually get on my car right under my gas tamk. like is it some kind of physics hydrodynamics thing that i don't understand or what

also it happens to my penis and i get piss everywhere

# ? Mar 5, 2018 09:04

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Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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press in and forward on your taint to fully drain your piss tubes

you can probably apply this to gas pumps

# ? Mar 5, 2018 09:08

Ben Carsons Ghost

lets hope so

# ? Mar 5, 2018 09:10

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

talking to the piss doctor: you know when your using the free gas station nacho cheese dispenser and it just belches out hot cheese water mid stream?

# ? Mar 5, 2018 09:22

Ben Carsons Ghost

Jedrick posted:

talking to the piss doctor: you know when your using the free gas station nacho cheese dispenser and it just belches out hot cheese water mid stream?

there are too many parts of your post that i dont understand

# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:00

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

probably for the best

# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:16

Dads Dip Cup

try faking it out by acting like you're going to take it out but then put it back in at the last moment

# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:28

Dads Dip Cup

the gas nozzle I mean. not your dick

# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:29

Ben Carsons Ghost

Dads Dip Cup posted:

try faking it out by acting like you're going to take it out but then put it back in at the last moment

ive deffo done that with both but i appreciate you ttryiong to help

and my wife thanks you im sure

# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:41

Macnult

keep the nozzle up like an elephant wishing you good luck

# ? Mar 5, 2018 11:03

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

*drops note cards and picks them up in the wrong order*

Have you tried... putting your dick the the gas tank?

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# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:15

Farecoal: There he go

Captain Kirk is pumping the gas, why is he pumping the gas

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:21

alnilam

it probably has to do with the hose being bent/moved creating a last little bit of pressure that pushes out the few drops that were still hanging out in the nozzle

try moving your um "hose" around a little before you take it out of your "gas tank"

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:57

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Lol if you don't fill up your gas tank like one of those games with the water guns and the balloons you gotta pop before everyone else. First person to fill up (without blowing up!) wins a prize from the bottom shelf. If you win again twice in a row you win the giant elephant!

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# ? Mar 5, 2018 16:11

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

Op is either very short, or driving a big ol vehicle. The gas comes out when you lower the hose. You can either make sure not to dip the nozzle while replacing it (tired) or lift the hose above the nozzle while it's held open to get at that last liter of gas-o-line (wired)

# ? Mar 5, 2018 18:33

420 SWAGLORD: saban bajramovic

*Pulls hose out of f-250, leaps to the ground* I seem to have spilled some gas under my truck

# ? Mar 5, 2018 18:36

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Dads Dip Cup posted:

try faking it out by acting like you're going to take it out but then put it back in at the last moment

# ? Mar 5, 2018 18:45

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Jedrick posted:

talking to the piss doctor: you know when your using the free gas station nacho cheese dispenser and it just belches out hot cheese water mid stream?

# ? Mar 5, 2018 19:05

funmanguy: What time is it?

i always heard that 'topping off' is akin to dancing, rock and roll, and people who grown corn next to potatoes, the work of the devil. I would recommend against it.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 20:14

Twenty Four

This happens to me all the time, and I was just thinking about it earlier this night. The gas thing, not the dick thing. Good luck on both though!

# ? Mar 6, 2018 11:34

Ben Carsons Ghost

Twenty Four posted:

This happens to me all the time, and I was just thinking about it earlier this night. The gas thing, not the dick thing. Good luck on both though!

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:56

Cyberpunkey Monkey: by Nyc_Tattoo

UWBW posted:

*drops note cards and picks them up in the wrong order*

Have you tried... putting your dick the the gas tank?

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# ? Mar 8, 2018 06:27

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