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drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I bought a cat toy that's a ball on a track inside two plastic disks and my cat is loving obsessed with it. Let's talk about it.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 08:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:26

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I wish you could see this loving cat trying to grasp the complexities of the ball on a track. It's pretty loving cool.

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 08:18

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Do your cats struggle with wanting to lay around and chase things at the same time? My cat did, now it struggle to choose between sleeping and chasing a ball is over.

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 08:20

TOOT BOOT

Eventually your cat will figure out it cant get the ball and never touch it again

# ? Mar 16, 2018 09:11

I Dunno

My cat chases his own tail every day and catches it fairly often. That doesn't stop him!

# ? Mar 16, 2018 13:52

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TOOT BOOT posted:

Eventually your cat will figure out it cant get the ball and never touch it again

This. My cat is dumb though, so it took him a loooong time.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 13:56

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The cat toy that is a ball on a track inside two plastic disks is a metaphor for happiness. We're all that cat looking at that ball thinking that if only we had that one thing that we desire, we'd be truly happy. The secret is that the true happiness comes from within and is what you make it. The other secret to happiness is watching animals, animals are great.

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 14:25

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wish i had a cat so i could watch it chase ball on a track inside two plastic disks 1x/month

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:26

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Jedrick posted:

wish i had a cat so i could watch it chase ball on a track inside two plastic disks 1x/month

# ? Mar 16, 2018 19:40

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

TOOT BOOT posted:

Eventually your cat will figure out it cant get the ball and never touch it again

My cat got the ball because it's a mighty predator and the cat toy that is a ball on a track inside two plastic disks is made of bendable plastic. It then meowed at me like it was hurt until I put the ball back in the track.

drilldo squirt fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 16, 2018

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 20:42

Koishi Komeiji

The cat toy that is a ball on a track inside two plastic disks made of bendable plastic represents our inner struggles for peace. Once we obtain the titular ball (our desires) we are left naught but to whine like we are hurt (and we are, spiritually at least) until our kindly master inserts the ball back into its track (realigning our chakras). We must all strive to find our "owner" in life so that he/she/it can put the ball back into the two plastic disks and make us well again.

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:21

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drilldo squirt posted:

I bought a cat toy that's a ball on a track inside two plastic disks

time is like that

# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:30

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Koishi Komeiji posted:

The cat toy that is a ball on a track inside two plastic disks made of bendable plastic represents our inner struggles for peace. Once we obtain the titular ball (our desires) we are left naught but to whine like we are hurt (and we are, spiritually at least) until our kindly master inserts the ball back into its track (realigning our chakras). We must all strive to find our "owner" in life so that he/she/it can put the ball back into the two plastic disks and make us well again.

We are the cat and the ball and the master, all is a dream.

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:33

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Bacon Taco posted:

time is like that

Time is a cube.

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# ? Mar 16, 2018 21:34

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

drilldo squirt posted:

Time is a cube.

time is a cube on a track inside two plastic disks

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# ? Mar 17, 2018 02:50

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Olive! posted:

time is a cube on a track inside two plastic disks

Zen.

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# ? Mar 17, 2018 05:51

alnilam

Barrett ranting that Midgar is like two plastic discs falling apart and they are the ball stuck inside

# ? Mar 17, 2018 12:25

Scaly Haylie

"The ball's dyin', Cloud!"

# ? Mar 18, 2018 00:30

FutonForensic

i see what you mean, op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB_PELm_nw4

# ? Mar 18, 2018 05:29

Rushi: by Smythe

i got one of those sometimes i sit on one side and me and the cat knock the ball back n forth

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# ? Mar 19, 2018 05:04

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