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"Well yeah these two teams can play the sport but you know what Mike? At the end of the day, it's all about winning." "You know what Jim, this player is real good, you might even say he's tasty, tasty like our new sponsor KFC! Get that chicken in your mouth today for low prices at KFC!" "Yeah well, he's a hard working player this guy I'll tell you what Bill. I mean so are all the guys but lemme tell you buddy, this guy is working even harder than those guys are, this man is incredible!" |
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"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal". "That Messi is the best, absolutely the best, look at him play with the ball, the best". |
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Clinically depressed sports commentator: Well, it looks like the ball went into the basket just like just like how my life went into the toilet: suddenly and without meaning. Go dawgs. 
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announcer 1: “kid’s scrappy” announcer 2: “ Sure is Ted. I haven’t seen hustle like this since the dead arm era” announcer 1: “I was thinking the same thing my self. the only performance I can think off might have to be ol’ Hoyt Hicks’ masterful performance in the 1988 championships. I’ve never seen such a dominate performance at nationals. He really took FFA by storm.” announcer 2: “ that’s right Ted. before ol’ Hoyt showed up, most competitors were still using the traditional English grip. when Hoyt demonstrated the power of the Reverse Western Modified, he changed the game. simply changed the game” announcer 1: “ I was there. the magic that filled the arena was something special. until tonight, I never thought there could be another person who’d touch Hoyt’s 4 Time National Cow Insemination streak and metric gallon records, but this here kid has the kind of scrappiness that makes me believe in miracles” |
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Bad post
Farecoal fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Apr 6, 2018 |
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"Thanks John" |
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"Jacksonville was really on top of the game in the first quarter but now here we are, in the third quarter and so much has changed... so much" a single tear rolls down the sports commentators face ---------------- |
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Man I just really wanna gently caress these players |
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Apr 6, 2018 17:23
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BACK TO YOU JAY
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Matoi Ryuko posted:BACK TO YOU JAY
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Farecoal posted:Man I just really wanna gently caress these players *covering foosball tournament* |
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Apr 6, 2018 21:04
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SO MUCH HEART
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big fan of NFL commentator Chris Collinsworth and his trademark catchphrase "eatin' aint cheatin' "
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"Say Pat, you know what I think would really spice up this Cricket match? KATANAS!"
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They're really leaving it all out there on the field. - There's no rule that says a dog can't play. I say let em playyyyyy! - There's no rule that says a dog can't be a nascar OH! THERE SHOULD BE! THE VISCERA! COMMERCIAL GO TO COMMERCIA- Well John, that dog really left it all out there on the track. |
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"It's the bottom of the ninth here at skyline chili stadium and things are not looking good, but if the goalie can manage to score a touchdown, this tennis match could be one for the ages."
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Here at Sportscenter we just hope that all the players display good sportsmanship and have fun out there today! |
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canyoneer posted:Here at Sportscenter we just hope that all the players display good sportsmanship and have fun out there today! *ratings plummet* |
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Chasterson posted:"Jacksonville was really on top of the game in the first quarter but now here we are, in the third quarter and so much has changed... so much" "what Jacksonville's gotta do here, what Jacksonville needs to do is they need to find a way to get the football down the field where it needs to go. if they can't get the football into the end zone for the touchdown and put more points on the board than the other team, they're just not going to be in a good position to win the game" |
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Now it's time for tonight's Top 10! Counting down 10-2 are increasingly more impressive plays, maybe a hole in one, some guy hits 2 grand slams in a game, a full court buzzer beater at some high school game, etc. Number 1 is some nearly 8 foot tall dude dunking a basketball and I'm just like "uh what? heck, I can reach up a bit and jump a couple of inches while people are somewhat near me too!"
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At the end of the day, it all comes down to points. You've gotta score more points than the other team. If the time ends and you have less points than the other team then you don't win the game. How do you feel about points, Kirk? I love em, Brett. I absolutely love them. *a tear forms in Brett's eye* I do too, son. I do too.
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You have to notice how the quarterback didn't do a Degeneration-X crotch chop at the opposing team's bench after that touchdown. That really speaks to his maturity since last week's game. It really speaks to his character that he didn't motion towards his penis while shouting "suck it" this week. He's growing not just as a football player, but also as a man.
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"You know, that kid really plays with a lot of heart!" *Player running down the field, wearing a necklace that is just a big string of his defeated opponents hearts*
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real talk, I love Mark Jackson because he has a ton of silly things he says on commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcvwCn7DwDY Mama, there goes that man Hand down, Man down Grown man moves
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I like when they start a reaction before the thibg happens so they start like, "oooohhhh..." which can become: "oooooohhhhwwwWOWdidjaseethatbob?" or "oooohhhhNOPEhedidntquitemakeitbob" this is how alpha color commentators dominate the beta co-hosts in nature with advanced talk-over-you techniques |
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Twenty Four posted:"You know, that kid really plays with a lot of heart!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Clinically depressed sports commentator: Well, it looks like the ball went into the basket just like just like how my life went into the toilet: suddenly and without meaning. Go dawgs. |
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John: And Sanderson’s coming up the wing, excellent ball control. Pete: Yes John, just like your wife eh? John: oh and he’s cropped by Smith with a bad two-footed tackle that’s left him eating turf. Pete: He must have met your wife, John John: That’s a second yellow and a red for Smith, his teammates are not happy, they’re going to bend him over and gently caress him after this. Pete: Yes John, you’re right there... John:... You’re not going to mention my wife? Pete: We’re here for the football John, not to hear about your domestic issues. |
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RIGHT YOU ARE, DAN!
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You know Joe, sports are exciting and all, but recently my son introduced me to this thing called anime... |
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thatll move the chains
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"nice balls"
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He's only a double, triple, and home run away from the cycle
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Ein cooler Typ posted:He's only a double, triple, and home run away from the cycle lol
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Sports Commentator: "This guy lives, eats, and breathes hockey!" Me: *Offering to let him borrow my rake as he attempts to slap shot the leaves in his yard into a pile with a hockey stick for hours every day* Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Apr 13, 2018
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