Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Huh. Still doesn't make sense but I get what you all are talking about now.

E: Wait, was it still just about drinking water??

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/water-niggas-hydro-homies

# ? Apr 25, 2024 06:22

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:36

Light Gun Man: Oct 17, 2009; toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN; Lipstick Apathy

given it's reddit, I am surprised to see it wasn't a hard r.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:09

b mad at me: Jan 25, 2017

gbs but from 2004 posted:

- those dumb poems by that dumb user that are always the top comment

- puns

- reddit self references

- reddit

Ok thanks then

You don't make it clear what you're asking for.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:17

Koburn: Oct 8, 2004; FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES; Grimey Drawer

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

the solution is to never visit reddit on your phone.
their mobile site has always been bad, their official app somehow even worse
at some point they also killed the least-bad of the three(?!) different versions of their mobile site they were maintaining in an effort to force more people into the app. and of course they killed all the usable third party apps too
if you really need to because it was the only result for some google search or something, just tick the "use desktop site" option in your browser. and probably use old.reddit.com too

if you're extremely reddit brained and simply can't give it up there is some dumb workaround to still use the old third party apps by registering a dev account and using your personal API key

I switched to Red Reader after they killed the other 3rd party apps. It was given an exemption for accessibility reasons I believe? I like it better then the app I was using before (Boost.)

# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:43

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Light Gun Man posted:

given it's reddit, I am surprised to see it wasn't a hard r.

The literally took the name from a meme (the meme is in the knowyourmeme link). It would be weird if they added the r when the meme didn't have it.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:32

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

Caesar Saladin posted:

The word "wholesome" is one of the most reddit words that exists.

gotta be honest, reddit is living in your head rent free if you think this

# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:06

Internet Old One: Dec 6, 2021; Coke Adds Life

The best Reddit account is a shadowbanned account. I got one from harassing spez, I have no idea why he didn't just ban me but now I have settings and subscriptions and no way to have actual dialog with reddit users unless I log out and make a new account.

I wonder if the people who work at Reddit think the shadowban is some ultra-flex above just IP banning someone.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:55

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

LazyMaybe posted:

gotta be honest, reddit is living in your head rent free if you think this

Cringe

# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:56

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

They're pronouncing it "cring" now.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:01

Anders: Nov 8, 2004; I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Internet Old One posted:

Aside from the not great history of the name I gotta defend the ~~water~~ coffee worship. Well past the 8-eights a day, way past what you'd drink left to your own devices... there's a ~~water~~ coffee nirvana that few experience.

Maybe it's just ~~water~~ coffee intox but I have way more energy and less health complaints when I drink a lot of ~~water~~ coffee and I notice other people who had to live in the desert have stayed true to the faith, also the gym has many enlightened bros despite the heretical decrees of Planet Fitness on the matter of gallon jugs.

My wife recently got put on meds where she needs to drink more ~~water~~ coffee and she admits once she was blind but now she can see the truth.

Edit: I drink 3 cups of coffee before heading to work where I start my day having a cup of coffee

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:09

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Anders posted:

Edit: I drink 3 cups of coffee before heading to work where I start my day having a cup of coffee

Break time! Let's get a coffee.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:11

Anders: Nov 8, 2004; I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

redshirt posted:

Break time! Let's get a coffee.

Yeah, just wait until i'm done with the 2p.m. coffee

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:23

Black Noise: Jan 23, 2008; WHAT UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvpeVe_i1A&t=38s

Me starting a subreddit called People of Coffee to make memes that are juuuuust ambiguous enough. We have included fun coffee facts to make it wholesome 100.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:53