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I'm getting a vasectomy in like 2 weeks, and they want me to shave my balls before hand. They say don't dry shave, but I only have an electric razor. Anyone have some sweet ball shaving tips before I get a hole put in them and then cauterized?
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Apr 28, 2018 05:26
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berth ell pup posted:bronner's code:
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Apr 28, 2018 11:41
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Fashionable Jorts posted:I'm getting a vasectomy in like 2 weeks, and they want me to shave my balls before hand. Blow torch at lowest setting, just a couple quick passes.
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Apr 29, 2018 02:57
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Gimbal lock posted:Pulling out the ol' classic I had that issue and Big Brother was awesome even if you didn't give a poo poo about skateboarding. As far as pubes go, trim the top and strategic shaving of the undercarriage. I have a girl help me. She has some sort of pink lady shaver that's shaped like a 90's Ford Taurus. She buzzes the brambles down and I go into the shower and take a cheap Gillette to my balls, upper taint and side pubis. The end result is enough hair that I don't look prepubescent but smooth enough that she doesn't hack up furballs after she goes down on me. With the pubic forest knocked back a little some powder and moisture wicking underpants keeps the swamp crotch at Bay during those hot summer months too.
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Apr 29, 2018 03:35
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Manscaping is wrong all over finding a dude's butthole should be like finding Santa's mouth
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Apr 29, 2018 03:59
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criscodisco posted:Manscaping is wrong all over finding a dude's butthole should be like finding Santa's mouth lmao
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Apr 29, 2018 04:40
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criscodisco posted:Manscaping is wrong all over finding a dude's butthole should be like finding Santa's mouth Santa's mouth is what happens when you get a Lexus with a bow on it for Xmas. Like the commercials. You see that car and you know you'll be doing mouth stuff until the Xmas after next.
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Apr 29, 2018 05:40
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*sobbing* I-I saw...Mommy kissing Santa Clause... 
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Apr 29, 2018 06:00
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Here comes Santa...WHAAARGHLLlll.. Claus, HUUURGH, YUUURRK... Right down santa Claus laUUURRHGH... Lane. HOOOOOORGHE, PTOOIE. HURKGURKGURKBLURKHURLHURK... Gasp...
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Apr 29, 2018 06:31
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santa chews tobaccy and spits wherever and don't care what gets in his beard
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Apr 29, 2018 07:05
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SniperWoreConverse posted:santa chews tobaccy and spits wherever and don't care what gets in his beard what xmas song is this
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Apr 29, 2018 07:36
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I wonder if I gave the local "massage therapist" an extra tenner she would shave my balls. 
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Apr 29, 2018 08:34
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Lol if you would allow one of the  near your balls with a sharp object. Only men can shear your beard and only manly men can shear your ball beard.
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Apr 29, 2018 08:37
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I wonder how much it hurts to get your balls waxed. That's gotta be worse than lips.
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Apr 29, 2018 08:52
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cnut posted:I wonder if I gave the local "massage therapist" an extra tenner she would shave my balls. You'd be paying fetish rates, so expect to pay more like $100 extra, cheapass.
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Apr 29, 2018 08:53
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esperterra posted:I wonder how much it hurts to get your balls waxed. That's gotta be worse than lips. Can you even wax loose skin? Seems like it would hurt like hell
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Apr 29, 2018 09:06
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Literally A Person posted:...Lasers directed at my genitalia? Uncool. Unless it's an alien invasion!
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Apr 29, 2018 09:15
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BigBadSteve posted:You'd be paying fetish rates, so expect to pay more like $100 extra, cheapass. Then forget it 
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