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Gods plan was for you to have cancer. Why are you now praying and asking him to rake it away? God wanted you to have cancer.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:53
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Pity reply.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:55
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God isn't real and only little babies pray to him.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:56
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Maybe God's plan was to give you cancer so you'd actually talk to him once in a while 
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Apr 26, 2018 21:59
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Mooey Cow posted:Maybe God's plan was to give you cancer so you'd actually talk to him once in a while god sounds like a passive-aggressive needy little bitch
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Apr 26, 2018 22:00
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communism bitch posted:god sounds like a passive-aggressive needy little bitch Have you even read the bible? It's outright stated.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:03
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God wanted me to vote this thread a 1 but I have cast my lot in with Lucifer and voted it a 5
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Apr 26, 2018 22:05
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All prayers are arrogant in that way OP Hail Satan
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Apr 26, 2018 22:07
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Who What Now posted:God isn't real and only little babies pray to him.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:29
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Have you even read the bible? Aint nobody got time for that
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Apr 26, 2018 22:29
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Maybe He's just lonely.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:36
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Moridin920 posted:Hail Satan
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Apr 26, 2018 22:37
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Maybe Satan tricked you into thinking you have cancer and give up faith??? Did u think about that you FOOL you BITCH
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Apr 26, 2018 22:39
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I'm praying for you OP, as this thread is a sin
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Apr 26, 2018 22:41
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Placebo your brains out OP
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Apr 26, 2018 22:45
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dine upon mine freakin balls OP
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Apr 26, 2018 22:53
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Chinatown posted:dine upon mine freakin balls OP Are they cancer balls?
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Apr 26, 2018 23:33
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Chinatown posted:dine upon mine freakin balls OP
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Apr 26, 2018 23:35
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Gods plan was for you to have cancer. Why are you now praying and asking him to rake it away? Maybe he does it so you’ll return his calls?
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Apr 26, 2018 23:44
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communism bitch posted:god sounds like a passive-aggressive needy little bitch He's trifling sometimes... But what ya gonna do?
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Apr 26, 2018 23:47
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when i was a churchgoer a notable member of the clergy got diagnosed with cancer. for years everybody prayed super hard that they'd be cured and baby jesus was going to save them. i have no idea if they were actively seeking treatment, but they eventually succumbed and apparently that was god's plan all along so 
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Apr 26, 2018 23:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Gods plan was for you to have cancer. Why are you now praying and asking him to rake it away? Maybe it wasn't god? How much diet coke were you drinking?
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Apr 26, 2018 23:51
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god created everything, including cancer. according to the bible. hope this helps.
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Apr 26, 2018 23:51
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Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t
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Apr 26, 2018 23:52
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Kuato posted:Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t that's the beauty of gods plan for us all
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The concept of "god's plan" is pretty heretical because it implies there is actually no free will at all bc how can there be free will if God had a plan for everything.
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Apr 26, 2018 23:59
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Moridin920 posted:The concept of "god's plan" is pretty heretical because it implies there is actually no free will at all bc how can there be free will if God had a plan for everything. It's more about the fact that bitch you ain't got control of poo poo
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Apr 27, 2018 00:09
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Maybe god plans for me to die of cancer, but nothing says I can't speed that plan up by smoking 2 packs a day of sweet nicotine
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Apr 27, 2018 00:18
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what if Gods plan was to give me cancer so that i would prey and and become more godly? then he could take it away once his goals were met
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Apr 27, 2018 00:24
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Rutibex posted:what if Gods plan was to give me cancer so that i would prey and and become more godly? then he could take it away once his goals were met you assume god has a gender, thats funny. the christain god was born of vanity and greed. some says zeus still walks the halls of hell waiting for a chance to strike. other lesser gods are like get over it.
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