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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

That hog that just calls to you. The one that says to you, metaphorically of course, "I am the hog for you."

Sigh

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

There is a hog out there for you too.

Dream big, lady.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Literally A Person posted:

There is a hog out there for you too.

Dream big, lady.

Oh I do

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:lmdbo:

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Yes yes and no.



The high jeans are pretty sexy doe.

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

latinotwink1997 posted:

Con: feeling like I’m constantly getting kicked in the balls. My balls aren’t even that big.

Con: Sitting shows off your crack and the front edge digs into your stomach. A size 32 does this to me with tight jeans. A size 32 in normal jeans does not.

stop cheaping out on your clothes.

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Weren't you JUST posting about how you managed to wrangle a handsome weirdo hog in the Chad thread?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
pro: beautiful people can wear them

con: i can wear them

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Lime Tonics posted:

but mom jeans are hot, even on like 60 year olds.

they need to come back.



Wait-what? This is sarcasm right? Also high waisted jean do not work on big booties.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

pap smear posted:

Weren't you JUST posting about how you managed to wrangle a handsome weirdo hog in the Chad thread?

Lol yes
But he's not with me RIGHT NOW

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i don't get the mom jeans love. it makes the female rear end look flatter and longer. i compare high waist jean love to someone thinking a woman looks more beautiful with a burka on. yeah, fight me. also when i look at it i think of 80s/90s moms from my childhood. i don't find anything good about that, in comparison to jeans being worn in the last 10 years

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
idk why women haven't picked up on the pants that fall down to the ankles trend that swept the nation ten years ago.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe

Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

idk why women haven't picked up on the pants that fall down to the ankles trend that swept the nation ten years ago.

The only ones I've seen who do this are gangsta lesbians

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I wear tight pants so everyone can see my giant sausage

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

I wore my girlfriends jeans once.

Then I had sex with a man.

Then we broke up.

Darwin was right and evolution is real

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Aesop Poprock posted:

Darwin was right and evolution is real

Thinking about Darwin in his tight pants and something is certainly evolving in my pants*.


*they're tight pants

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Me IRL

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

that's a pretty big weenie assuming he doesn't have a stiffie right now.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

Salty Josh posted:

Yes yes and no.



The high jeans are pretty sexy doe.

did you just say no to 90s Madchen Amick? u nuts

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Jikes posted:

did you just say no to 90s Madchen Amick? u nuts

Would it help you feel better if I said "no" to all of them? They don't look like weirds, which basically makes them unfuckable in my book.

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean

pap smear posted:

Would it help you feel better if I said "no" to all of them? They don't look like weirds, which basically makes them unfuckable in my book.

I have good news for you about 2018 Lara Flynn Boyle

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Pro: Squeeze all the juice out of the balls

Con: Have to wear pants

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Jikes posted:

did you just say no to 90s Madchen Amick? u nuts

Seriously if you don't have the hots for all the twin peaks girls something has gone horribly wrong.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Pros: Lots of wear considering they were regular sized pants at one time.

Cons: :negative:

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Lime Tonics posted:

bring back mom jeans and wavy 80s hairstyles.

No joke, the mom jeans thing is definitely back

Canned Ham Radio
Feb 4, 2009

Long range, Mobile,
And Delicious!
Pillbug
Con - They make low rise, tight leg jeans up to 56 inch waist... in Mens

I am not trying to show all of this off for free.

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Also it's now cool to wear early 90s and 80s style band T-shirts like Slayer and Led Zeppelin and Metallica and all this other poo poo ironically.

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