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by Hand Knit
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the Hurf De Durfdas are little purple and teal people who make the edibles
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Apr 27, 2024 04:58
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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You can eat liquid chocolate out of the pool and it's pretty good chocolate and nothing goes wrong. You have enough self-control to stop before you get sick, and you're not clumsy enough to fall in, and nobody yells at you.
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Apr 29, 2018 00:14
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You can eat liquid chocolate out of the pool and it's pretty good chocolate and nothing goes wrong. You have enough self-control to stop before you get sick, and you're not clumsy enough to fall in, and nobody yells at you.
And if you do eat too much, there are friendos who will let you know it's OK sometimes, and who will offer suggestions on how to help in the future.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Apr 29, 2018 00:32
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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In the everfizz beverage room the gas doesn't make you float, but it's still considered fun to burp.
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Apr 29, 2018 00:38
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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At the end, Byilly Byonka tells Charlie the factory now belongs to him, then adds "in a sense, because doesn't it really belong to all of us?"
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Apr 29, 2018 00:40
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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That guy who was pretending to be a competitor really is a competitor, but he just wants to exchange recipes, he's got some pretty good ones too, and his company is also better at eliminating unwanted side effects of experimental candy so the partnership works out really well.
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Apr 29, 2018 00:43
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There he go
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In the everfizz beverage room the gas doesn't make you float, but it's still considered fun to burp.
you float but the fan is covered and there’s no danger
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Apr 29, 2018 00:56
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There he go
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the factory meets osha regulations
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Apr 29, 2018 00:56
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forty-five minutes of Grandpa Joe counting chocolates moving across the conveyor belt only to screw up every time he gets to 69 and having to explain to Charlie why it's funny
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Apr 29, 2018 05:19
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the boat ride starts, but instead of psychotronic horror rowers rowing ranting scene the rznv byob reggae song starts playing on loop, and it never ends, and they never get off the boat
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Apr 29, 2018 09:26
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... Forever
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Apr 29, 2018 09:27
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by Hand Knit
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the boat ride starts, but instead of psychotronic horror rowers rowing ranting scene the rznv byob reggae song starts playing on loop, and it never ends, and they never get off the boat
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Apr 29, 2018 11:13
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Instead of being kids all the winners are in their mid-late 20's/early-mid 30s
This doesn't change much
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Apr 29, 2018 13:39
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Also instead of Wonka it's Weedka
Chasterson fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Apr 29, 2018
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Apr 29, 2018 13:42
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aggressively chill
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why go in the factory at all? looks like a nice day outside lets go to the park smoke out and play frisbee golf
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Apr 29, 2018 18:21
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- roomforthetuna
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I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!
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Willy Wonks hires Billy Blanks as the company fitness instructor.
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Apr 29, 2018 20:03
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- alnilam
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sleepy vermicious knid rocking in a hammock in the upper left hand corner
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Apr 29, 2018 20:17
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the indo smells like indo
the rez smells like rez
the weedbrownies smell like weedbrownies
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Apr 29, 2018 20:19
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you float but the fan is covered and there’s no danger
The only way to get back down is to post
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Apr 30, 2018 00:17
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aggressively chill
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Charlie Bucket running around the streets singing
"I never thought my posts could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
'Cause I've got an empty quote!
I've got a empty quote for a reply!
I never make a decent post,
Never a goldmined thread-
But suddenly I get the chance to boast,
And let it go to my head!
'Cause I've got an empty quote!"
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Apr 30, 2018 05:22
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everlasting glompstoppers
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Apr 30, 2018 05:58
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by Hand Knit
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blueberry weed that gets you so stoned you think you’ve turned blue, but it gets you so stoned you don’t care.
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Apr 30, 2018 17:08
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yeah, man, you're not getting anything. have a good one bud
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Apr 30, 2018 18:57
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its the same movie but instead of showing charlie being poor now its shows charlie smoking mids
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Apr 30, 2018 22:37
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its the same movie but instead of showing charlie being poor now its shows charlie smoking mids
charlies grandparents complaining about bed-lock
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Apr 30, 2018 23:09
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Half the golden ticket winners complain that the factory is slowly spinning
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May 1, 2018 19:49
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Half the golden ticket winners complain that the factory is slowly spinning
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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May 1, 2018 20:53
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by Hand Knit
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Knid Buds
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May 2, 2018 00:48
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by Fluffdaddy
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Also instead of Wonka it's Weedka
Weedy Weedka
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May 2, 2018 00:56
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Pastry Pals
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May 2, 2018 01:17
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charlies grandparents complaining about bed-lock
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May 2, 2018 17:07
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Charlie Bucket running around the streets singing
"I never thought my posts could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
'Cause I've got an empty quote!
I've got a empty quote for a reply!
I never make a decent post,
Never a goldmined thread-
But suddenly I get the chance to boast,
And let it go to my head!
'Cause I've got an empty quote!"
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May 2, 2018 20:41
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Apr 27, 2024 04:58
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- kalel
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Mike Seanidee: "So, what, you just make jokes about weed all day? Don't you have anything meaningful to talk about? You know Avengers: Infinity War came out last week and broke the first weekend box office record, right? It made more in it's opening weekend than Justice League did in it's entire run! Of course, being the culmination of years of ground work laid by previous films, it's no wonder it made that much. Not to mention a villain who you could actually sympathize with, plus a thematic consistency that follows even from the very first Iron Man—"
Weedy Weedka: "omg shut da fuuuUUUCK UUUUUUP kid, like holy poo poo"
kalel fucked around with this message at 21:14 on May 2, 2018
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