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I’m so excited about the, um, something something machine learning hand waving thing they’re going to introduce!
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May 8, 2018 01:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogfYd705cRs
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remember when duo and allo were going to take over the world? lol
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May 8, 2018 19:52
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no I don't remember that
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May 8, 2018 19:53
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wow, pushing more features into maps sure is a thing
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I missed most of the stream. did they announce something good? like maybe canceling android. did anyone say machine learning?
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May 8, 2018 20:05
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what is google
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the assistant can make retail drone lives a living hell by booking reservations for you and not telling them they're talking to a machine
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The Management posted:I missed most of the stream. did they announce something good? like maybe canceling android.
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May 8, 2018 23:16
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anyone jumping out of an airplane to deliver a transformers dvd (twice)
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:the assistant can make retail drone lives a living hell by booking reservations for you and not telling them they're talking to a machine I listened to one of their phone call recordings and it was... Interesting https://ai.googleblog.com/2018/05/duplex-ai-system-for-natural-conversation.html prisoner of waffles fucked around with this message at 00:33 on May 9, 2018 |
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Shaggar posted:no I don't remember that remember when windows phone would....oh wait
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the fact that the livestream thread didn’t make it to page 2 pretty much says it all about the stuff google showed off
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i would have watched if i had known because i love corp keynotes unironically https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/8/17328828/google-io-keynote-summary-highlights-news-recap-2018 watching this it doesnt look like they announced anything im gonna use or care about poty fucked around with this message at 07:06 on May 9, 2018 |
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May 9, 2018 06:55
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ok google lens is cool. plenty of apps have ocr though i use scanner pro
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maybe we should ask what dyp thinks of googles phone talking robotsWasabi the J posted:if anything can help me work around my loving anxiety, especially with phone calls, I will pay for that poo poo in a heartbeat. AlexDeGruven posted:loving this 100%. bull3964 posted:Here's the thing.
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May 9, 2018 23:04
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what the gently caress is wrong with these people
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May 9, 2018 23:04
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The Management posted:wow, pushing more features into maps sure is a thing https://lifehacker.com/access-classic-google-maps-through-this-url-1598011643 quote:With regard to features, the biggest difference between the old and the new version of Maps, though, is that this new version is completely personalized for every user. I guess good that it's actually going to do what it was supposed to already be doing and this is a huge exciting announcement? My general impression of google's announcements: it's really weird that it was all focused on AI stuff that seems to have very little to do with any of Google's actual existing products other than smart speakers. (Incidentally, my coworker who owns Google stock and is obsessed with smart speakers was insistent that Duplex is all about smart speakers, even though I don't see why that would be better than pushing a button to make a reservation unless you've already heavily consumed the smart speaker coolaid?) I do think that Duplex is actually going to be great for people who hate using the phone. Assuming it isn't cancelled or immediately sued out of existence, stores are going to hate it so much that it will probably kill phone numbers for good (maybe this is the real goal?). Also if Google News is really going to switch to just pulling in random stuff from the web through the magic of AI that's really going to be terrifying and useless. I guess the existing site just isn't sexy enough for Google now/ mystes fucked around with this message at 23:22 on May 9, 2018 |
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i suspect phone call receivers will hate duplex at first and then not mind it too much once they learn how to identify duplex callers and how to navigate the "conversation" as quickly as possible which is sort of the opposite of what google is hoping for
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google loving hates the pots system and yeah this is a way to make it worthless i'm certainly never answering the telephone again
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eh, it seems cool and good if it can answer all of my incoming spam calls and auto connect to a live human and berate them to stop calling me the spam calls seems to be getting noticeably worse within the past few months using local exchange number spoofing and all
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LastInLine posted:maybe we should ask what dyp thinks of googles phone talking robots do you know what cures being afraid of talking to other humans? it sure as gently caress isn’t hiding behind a robot for making even the most simple phone calls.
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Plorkyeran posted:i suspect phone call receivers will hate duplex at first and then not mind it too much once they learn how to identify duplex callers and how to navigate the "conversation" as quickly as possible “hi, James’s pizza, are you a real human?” now the question becomes how does duplex answer that? if it tells the truth, it’s going to get hung up on. if it lies, that’s going to be a pr disaster for google.
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The Management posted:“hi, James’s pizza, are you a real human?” in the Otherland novels by Tad Williams, on that future version of the internet, you're allowed to ask if anyone is a real human and they have to answer truthfully. It's rude to do so though, unless you know for sure it's an AI agent. The main character does this once and it turns out she's talking to a real person, but he's so by the book and dull that she was sure he was a robit
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the short term will be AI on the receiving end to handle these calls as well and then once AI recognizes AI they will switch to some kind of data modulation and then eventually Ai to Ai will know to just use out of band signaling which will remove the need for pstn involvement at all.
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NEO: are you saying i can dodge shaggar posts? MORPHEUS: im saying, when you're ready, you won't have to
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Jonny 290 posted:NEO: are you saying i can dodge shaggar posts?
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Shaggar posted:the short term will be AI on the receiving end to handle these calls as well and then once AI recognizes AI they will switch to some kind of data modulation and then eventually Ai to Ai will know to just use out of band signaling which will remove the need for pstn involvement at all. mystes fucked around with this message at 05:42 on May 10, 2018 |
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if the duplex thing gets any traction businesses will just lobby so a register of numbers that can’t get called by AI is created
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LastInLine posted:what the gently caress is wrong with these people broke brains that consider telephones a hobby don't like talking to people? why i never would have guessed!
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the answer may surprise you!
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LastInLine posted:what the gently caress is wrong with these people severe social anxiety probably. but google aint targeting to help people who have to navigate mental issues, they're marketing towards 'busy' people who don't have time to make a quick phone call. the kind of people who answer the phone with the phrase 'talk to me', or insists on phoning you with awful bluetooth, or will, mid conversation, ask their phone's personal assistant to do something, and have you wait as they repeat the command over and over till the phone gets it right. maybe shop owners wouldn't mind dealing with duplex, they'd mind having to deal with the kind of people who use duplex.
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