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Seriously. Educate yourselves and get swole you stupid loving fat pieces of poo poo. They're all like "Waaah I just want to suck on titties and cry all day". That's my signature move and you're stealing it, babies. "Look at me I can poo poo my pants and vomit everywhere". I've been doing that for fourty years. GET ON MY LEVEL YOU LITTLE IDIOTS. Post in this thread about babies and why they're so insanely fat and stupid.
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PM me pictures of thin smart babies
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May 20, 2018 15:01
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I want to poo poo my pants and suck titties
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May 20, 2018 15:03
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Papa Emeritus III posted:I want to poo poo my pants and suck titties Just believe in yourself and you can. Laxatives also help.
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May 20, 2018 15:06
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Sorry about your subpar offspring OP.
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May 20, 2018 15:27
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One of the worst things about babies is that they're FREELOADERS. That's right! Not just draining they mamma titty; her bank account, too!
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May 20, 2018 15:31
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Can babies get unemployment benefits?
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May 20, 2018 15:32
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Ben Me Lowtax posted:Can babies get unemployment benefits? They're too drunk all the time to even walk or talk properly. They'd never be able to do the paperwork.
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May 20, 2018 15:34
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Bro does titty suckins get you drunk?!?! This is huge...
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May 20, 2018 15:36
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It's never too early to teach your baby how to load, operate and clean a bong properly. Get them off the hooch.
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May 20, 2018 15:37
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FACT: fewer than 0.1% of babies are employed FACT: fewer than 0.1% of babies own the home in which they live FACT: there are 0 lawyers doctors or engineers who are babies Dont let these freeloaders steal our precious resources. Be baby-free, baby.
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May 20, 2018 15:41
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It's not just human babies who are dumb idiots, look at this stupid fucker: https://i.imgur.com/PdC5AGW.mp4
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May 20, 2018 15:42
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Don't be so hard on yourself OP
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May 20, 2018 15:45
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I like how the second and third are the exact same picture
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May 20, 2018 15:50
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Because you don't touch yourself at night.
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I gave my idiot baby some crayons and he exactly replicated the Mona Lisa after eating half of them. Do you want us both in jail for art forgery you little poo poo? I'm hiding his scotch for this.
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