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Any of you goons ever drink a beer while on the can? I'm doing it right now. You ever think about how much poop molecules you might be drinking?
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May 20, 2018 21:21
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just bring a rag to wipe off the fart dust
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May 20, 2018 21:21
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Yes. No.
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May 20, 2018 21:22
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jimmyjams posted:just bring a rag to wipe off the fart dust Won't help if it falls through the opening.
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May 20, 2018 21:23
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You gotta get right on that can, with a hotdog and a can of beer. That's the definition of bliss.
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May 20, 2018 21:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:You gotta get right on that can, with a hotdog and a can of beer. That's the definition of bliss. That's a lot of multitasking. A good poop sesh should be a relaxing experience.
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May 20, 2018 21:24
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Why does it take you so long to poo poo that you think you should bring your beer with you in the first place?
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May 20, 2018 21:24
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havibg a can, on the can
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May 20, 2018 21:25
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jimmyjams posted:havibg a can, on the can mods change the thread title plz
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May 20, 2018 21:26
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why does it take you so long to poo poo that you think you should bring your beer with you in the first place? if you have to ask you don't understand it.
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May 20, 2018 21:26
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Cyril Sneer posted:That's a lot of multitasking. A good poop sesh should be a relaxing experience. You could be "relaxing" or you could be licking relish & mustard off your fingers while sipping on the beer! Wow!
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May 20, 2018 21:27
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The poop particles are actually full of useful microbes and good for you.
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May 20, 2018 21:27
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Your poop is already in your system so you can't get sick from your own poop. The only thing holding you back is your own squeamishness. (I do not condone purposely eating your own poop though, that's just gross.)
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May 20, 2018 21:29
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In fact, if you have great healthy poop you should be trying to inject it in other people's guts. It's called a "fecal transplant" and it may save their life!
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May 20, 2018 21:33
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If you have a depressed friend offer to poop on them.
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May 20, 2018 21:34
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my kinda ape posted:Your poop is already in your system so you can't get sick from your own poop. The only thing holding you back is your own squeamishness. (I do not condone purposely eating your own poop though, that's just gross.) Pal, if you're not spreading your own poop on whole wheat toast with mustard like it's braunschweiger and going whole ham on that poo poo every day, well, pal, I dunno what to tell you.
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May 20, 2018 21:38
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If you poop in the microwave and blast it for a few minutes it kills all the bacteria I'm sure. Which is why you should never do it. The only thing between depressed you and the future happy you is the amount of poop bacteria you injest!
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May 20, 2018 21:39
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Cyril Sneer posted:if you have to ask you don't understand it. It's true I don't, that is why I am asking.
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May 20, 2018 21:58
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i prefer shower beers OP!
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May 20, 2018 21:59
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im not a big fan of turd particles in my drinks no
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May 20, 2018 22:00
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Chinatown posted:i prefer shower beers OP! Actually, that's what the original plan was! Then I realized I had to poop too!
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May 20, 2018 22:01
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My most proud moment was when i was on the shitter with a handle of jim beam and i passed out and faceplanted on the floor and my roommate walked in to see my naked rear end and a mound of poo poo (which ended up clogging thr toilet even with no paper added for the record) in the toilet. I woke up as he came in and barely was able to utter "hey whats up" before he slammed the door and we never looked at each other the same way since. These are the risks you take in getting hammered on the toilet.
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May 20, 2018 22:05
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Cyril Sneer posted:Actually, that's what the original plan was! Then I realized I had to poop too! From Shitter To Shower: A Beer Story.
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May 20, 2018 22:27
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It’s definately a summer feel OP, one I no longer indulge in due to alcoholism.
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May 20, 2018 22:44
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shitter beers
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May 20, 2018 22:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Why does it take you so long to poo poo that you think you should bring your beer with you in the first place? uh, maybe because of the bier shits from the night before???
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May 20, 2018 22:48
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beer shits from ur shitter beers
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May 20, 2018 22:53
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Cyril Sneer posted:mods change the thread title plz done
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May 20, 2018 22:56
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I usually open up my shower beer while on the john, do a poop, and then hop on in that hot shower and finish the rest of that tall boy. So good.
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May 20, 2018 23:04
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No OP, but I've had a cigarette in the bathtub.
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May 20, 2018 23:07
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I've had a sandwich in my comfy chair.
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May 20, 2018 23:13
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Cyril Sneer posted:Any of you goons ever drink a beer while on the can? I'm doing it right now. You ever think about how much poop molecules you might be drinking? Just put your mouth on the can/bottle and don't stop chugging, no way for poop to get inside. Also you will reach a state of heightened equilibrium if you can chug as much volume in beer as the poop simultaneously coming out.
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May 20, 2018 23:19
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Drinking beer on the shitter is alright. Having a smoke on the shitter is more satisfying for some reason imo.
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