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Nosfereefer

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electric wizard made a song about drugula which is pretty dope (lol)

"Under saturns rays I rest in eternal sleep
dopesmoke violates my tomb and awakens me
Clawing from the grave my batwings spread
Their blood filled with drugs, so high, so dead

Your dope laced blood shows me new highs
Bloodlust, druglust, count drugula arise...

Strung out on blood I hunt the streets at night
Terror from the sky, in batform I strike
Your naked body dragged to my darkened crypt
I tie you up, dope you up then your blood I sip"

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post cool lyrics that introduces awesome concepts

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ghost emoji

oooOooOOOooh
Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
Slam in the back of my Dragula

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Papa Was A Video Toaster





I stick tape in the holes in my shoes
I stick my tongue in the holes in my teeth
I stick expletives in the holes in my thought
Process when I speak

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

ghost emoji posted:

Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
Slam in the back of my Dragula

The poetry of bobby zombie is such a treasure.

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Ben Carsons Ghost

"Woo"
-Rusko

wearing a lampshade

ghost emoji posted:

Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
Slam in the back of my Dragula

Goddamnit

Twenty Four


Look Jimi Hendrix, you didn't have to apologize for kissing that guy. It's not a problem and even if it was you made up for it by being really good at guitar!

Vargatron

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


touch the string though the harp may not sing
Still I dig the sky for sun sparks to guide
Down below there's a land with an ominous hole
Dug deep in the sand of belief

A million doves
Orbit round the Earth with tears of blood
Dare the virgin take integral birth

From the void I am born into wave and particle
In the uncreated light emerged an oracle

A million doves
Orbit round the Earth with tears of blood
Slay the dragon, take integral birth

Weep no more
Noble silence usher my way home

A million doves
Orbit round the Earth with tears of blood
Line in sand erased we are but one
Cosmic cavalcade we are but one
Time has come I take integral birth

Reborn

Edit: Some lyrics don't really work as well outside the music.

Gentleman in the streets, anime in the sheets.

Manifisto


Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It may be your last
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pop that champagne cork
Next year we may all be living in New York
No good times like the olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were dear to us
Will be near to us no more
But at least we all will be together
If the Lord allows
From now on, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now


ty nesamdoom!

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Manifisto posted:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It may be your last
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pop that champagne cork
Next year we may all be living in New York
No good times like the olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were dear to us
Will be near to us no more
But at least we all will be together
If the Lord allows
From now on, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

neat

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Manifisto posted:

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It may be your last
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pop that champagne cork
Next year we may all be living in New York
No good times like the olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were dear to us
Will be near to us no more
But at least we all will be together
If the Lord allows
From now on, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

RazzleDazzleHour

TVsVeryOwn posted:

I stick tape in the holes in my shoes
I stick my tongue in the holes in my teeth
I stick expletives in the holes in my thought
Process when I speak

I like that album

Farecoal

There he go
i staple tapeworms on my penis

poverty goat



Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land
Drop…out of life with bong in hand
Follow the Smoke toward the Riff filled Land

[Solo One]

Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth
Proceeds the Weedian – Nazareth

Creedsmen roll out across the dying dawn
Sacred Israel Holy Mountain Zion
Sun beams down on to the Sandsea reigns
Caravan migrates through deep sandscape
Lungsmen unearth the creed of Hasheeshian
Procession of the Weed-Priests to cross the sands
Desert Legion Smoke-Covenant is complete
Herb bails retied on to backs of beasts
Arise arise arise - The Son of the God of Israel
Jordan River flows on evermore
Bathe in glow of sunlight’s beating rays
They feel so lost and burned through our days
Stoner caravan emerge from sandsea
Earthling inserts to chalice the green cutchie
Groundation soul finds trust upon smoking hose
Assembled creedsmen rises prayer-filled smoke
Raise up seer’s Holy Prophecy
Lets down on upon years of the sun now feeds
Seed of Eden fall on the [?]
Onward caravan prepare new bong

Weed-Priests [?] Smol-tent the right
Judgement soon come to Mankind
Green Herbsmen serve rightful king
Hemp seed caravan carries

[Solo Two]

[Break]
The molten fire flowed up toward Zion
Flight of the Nazarene to seek the Cheribum
Rides out believer with the spliff aflame
Marijuanaut escapes earth to cultivate

[Solo Three]

Grow-Room is church temple of the new stoner breed
Chants Loud-Robed priest down on to the freedom seed
Burnt offering redeems – completes smoked deliverance
Caravans’ stoned deliverance
The caravan holds to Eastern Creed - Now smokes believer !
The Chronicle of the Sensimillian

Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow the smoke toward the riff-filled land
Drop out of life with bong in hand
Follow-the-smoke-Jerusalem

Ben Carsons Ghost

So come on, child, you've slept enough
And I know you're tired but I'm waking you up
There is much to be done, and we're right on the cusp
Of this poo poo getting real, I mean really, really hosed
Every sheep for the shearing waiting around non-plussed
Trading branding irons for brand-name cuts
We were born in labor, baptized in dust
Given life anew as a living trust
With every hair numbered and cross-referenced
For each soul they claim to save, they have added interest
With a price on your head, what you think matters not
Every credit card statement, every lie you've bought
Rates our exchanged faith for the next fiat
On the blotter paper, the blood don't clot
It just bleeds you dry and then leaves you to rot
In a dead end job till at last you drop
Into this old noose, with the rope drawn taut
Left with your hands bound so they'll never be caught
You may sabotage our education
To a calculated chaos born of confusion
A controlled market through the inflation
Truly euthanasia to waste on the young
But, we've caught you now, and we're cutting your funds
We outnumber you over a million to one
It's a sharp weapon, but the point's left blunt
There's no skill to the game, no challenge to the hunt
With each target deaf, blind, and reticent
Got your ducks in line for the same false front
Cos when free will costs even ten percent
False tongues speak lies over Catholic hunts
From the cathepsin to the cathexis
I'll bear the stigmatic focus of the anti-catechist
With each catalytic pill slowly slitting my wrists
So when I raise my hand, see my bloody fist
May have killed brain cells, but I've kept my wits
And I'd rather go sooner to have known and said this
I've peaked at the end, where the answer sits
All the rest is just problems and more questions
Hear the classes getting loud and the teacher getting pissed
In the end this pattern goes 666
Soon my name's showing up on every government list
Free speech shouldn't cost, let alone be a risk
So when I die young, it'll prove me right
Cos it won't be pills, swear it won't be the knife
No matter how hard it gets, I'm in this for life
And I'm never giving up till we make things right
God gave me this voice, so I can't stay quiet
They can't kill this love, I'll come back to fight
To return each star and remove each stripe
From each prism cell, we'll refract the light
To reveal each move, catch the thieves in the night
Make them share what's left and return our rights
Though it may still shine from a hormone diet
This knowledgeable fruit's grown overripe
And robbed his breath, birth absorbed he
When the planets line up, every eye shall see
That this invite-only disparity party
Has brought enough despair to the already broken-hearted
In the wake of greed, in the name of flow-charting
Leaving broken-homes where once were gardens
See it's our pale horse that we're riding in on
Bringing pestilence as a plague of love
With hell at our heels and heaven catching on
It's the hanged man, it's the crux fiction
It's the pentagram, it's the pentagon
It's david's star, it's the pyramid song
What was once upright
Now is upside down
And Isaiah, it's a revelation
2368, 2701
Means a way out
And if I can, you know I'm bringing everyone

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
I'm on smoko so leave me alone

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Jedrick posted:

I'm on smoko so leave me alone

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Jedrick posted:

I'm on smoko so leave me alone

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
nevermind on this one.

Meeksha fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 29, 2018

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

Ben Carsons Ghost posted:

So come on, child, you've slept enough
And I know you're tired but I'm waking you up
There is much to be done, and we're right on the cusp
Of this poo poo getting real, I mean really, really hosed
Every sheep for the shearing waiting around non-plussed
Trading branding irons for brand-name cuts
We were born in labor, baptized in dust
Given life anew as a living trust
With every hair numbered and cross-referenced
For each soul they claim to save, they have added interest
With a price on your head, what you think matters not
Every credit card statement, every lie you've bought
Rates our exchanged faith for the next fiat
On the blotter paper, the blood don't clot
It just bleeds you dry and then leaves you to rot
In a dead end job till at last you drop
Into this old noose, with the rope drawn taut
Left with your hands bound so they'll never be caught
You may sabotage our education
To a calculated chaos born of confusion
A controlled market through the inflation
Truly euthanasia to waste on the young
But, we've caught you now, and we're cutting your funds
We outnumber you over a million to one
It's a sharp weapon, but the point's left blunt
There's no skill to the game, no challenge to the hunt
With each target deaf, blind, and reticent
Got your ducks in line for the same false front
Cos when free will costs even ten percent
False tongues speak lies over Catholic hunts
From the cathepsin to the cathexis
I'll bear the stigmatic focus of the anti-catechist
With each catalytic pill slowly slitting my wrists
So when I raise my hand, see my bloody fist
May have killed brain cells, but I've kept my wits
And I'd rather go sooner to have known and said this
I've peaked at the end, where the answer sits
All the rest is just problems and more questions
Hear the classes getting loud and the teacher getting pissed
In the end this pattern goes 666
Soon my name's showing up on every government list
Free speech shouldn't cost, let alone be a risk
So when I die young, it'll prove me right
Cos it won't be pills, swear it won't be the knife
No matter how hard it gets, I'm in this for life
And I'm never giving up till we make things right
God gave me this voice, so I can't stay quiet
They can't kill this love, I'll come back to fight
To return each star and remove each stripe
From each prism cell, we'll refract the light
To reveal each move, catch the thieves in the night
Make them share what's left and return our rights
Though it may still shine from a hormone diet
This knowledgeable fruit's grown overripe
And robbed his breath, birth absorbed he
When the planets line up, every eye shall see
That this invite-only disparity party
Has brought enough despair to the already broken-hearted
In the wake of greed, in the name of flow-charting
Leaving broken-homes where once were gardens
See it's our pale horse that we're riding in on
Bringing pestilence as a plague of love
With hell at our heels and heaven catching on
It's the hanged man, it's the crux fiction
It's the pentagram, it's the pentagon
It's david's star, it's the pyramid song
What was once upright
Now is upside down
And Isaiah, it's a revelation
2368, 2701
Means a way out
And if I can, you know I'm bringing everyone

you forgot the first part of the song :(

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Ben Carsons Ghost

mister magpie posted:

you forgot the first part of the song :(

sorry, i just posted my favorite part

Ben Carsons Ghost

here you go :-]

Two eyes doesn't mean double vision
I never questioned this stance but now
I've been seeing things
I can hear a voice in the distance
Trying to turn my attention to their truth
Someone's moving behind the curtain
I point it out to my friends
But they don't see a thing
I just keep my synaptic active
To prepare for the day that they do
Cos this ain't how it ends
And they'll say
Let's hear it
For the post-moderation
For tolled salivation
Who cares so much about these things
Availed denomination
The 'so shall' domination
Now I think it's funny I feel distant
I'd run away if it'd make any difference
I'd look up my childhood crushes
But they've all have their own children since
And even if their hearts tarnish
They've gold wedding bands to hide the green
Pearly gates to show from her past or his mouth
He too bears the burden of a bulbous belly
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know this veil ain't real
And still it never fails to fall or send me reeling
I awaken to the same ceiling
And I can't seem to shake this sick feeling

I don't need surgery to keep my smile fixed
Ever confident, never nervous
For I feel nothing
I work hard and come from a respected family
We take care of each other, we do
We won't live until we shed this skin
Oh, to be free again
A vestige interest in the instrumental moment
You'll know it when
Now all the pieces keep falling faster
Your letters spelling disaster
I wish I was in Paris getting plastered
Cos all this masquerading's started my façade fading
Turned my quiet heart to hating
Whatever
It is that we've been waiting for (it)
When they'll say
Let's hear it
For drained health and elation
Brain cell annihilation
Who cares so much about these things
Pupil dilation
More light to the patient
That every word that I'm speaking
Will poison the chance that you're listening
I know that you think you'd be missing out
With an answer
That we can't make out or make up
But even if we black out and break up
It's just a breath 'fore we're looking back, laughing out
Cos every end's a beginning, beggin' to get back in
You know I'll come around, if you just let me sleep in
With each wave more violent than the last
I'll keep my thoughts silent till they pass
We're not ready yet
They'll say you've got to build your tolerances now and then
Make your heart a callus with thicker skin
I just can't seem to shake this feeling

The more they interfere to forestall me
The clearer I hear her calling me, calling me
I must have struck a nerve cos someone's following me
I pull over to the shoulder of the freeway
My history profiled on the licensed registry
The shepherd keeps a careful eye on his personal inventory
Saying we're the same

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
:)

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
the paper chase has some of the best lyrics of any band i listen to.

I've got you now, I'll show you all
I'll kick out the chair, let you dangle slow
In the back of the bus all of us
Like the coats in cloak rooms
And if you rise again, take a form I know
The river will boil, then overflow
And the houses you're haunting
Will tremble with temporal hoodoo

I don't know about you
But I am hellbent, I know what it is that I must do
Close your eyes when we kiss
‘Cause I'm prepared to set myself on fire for this

You will drop on all fours
Get down, show me what you're good for
Sass mouth, pink bellied I perceive
And for this your naughty deed
I'm throwing you over my bony knee
So don't cry, don't scream good lord
You always knew what you're in for
When my belt unbuckles so believe
You grubby little thing
I'm throwing you over my bony knee

In your tender place when you're safe at home
There's a tombstone that waits of your very own
While you're rutting like beasts
In the sheets of my sterilized room
In your comfy bed, air-conditioned car
There are vapors and toxins to get you all
In the water you drink, in the air that you breath
In the soil under your shoe

I don't know about you
But I am at peace, I know what it is that I must do
I hope you are sitting down, dear
Come hell or high water this sick world will know I was here

You will drop on all fours
Get down, show me what you're good for
Sass mouth, pink bellied I perceive
And for this your naughty deed
I'm throwing you over my bony knee
So don't cry, don't scream good lord
You always knew what you're in for
When my belt unbuckles so believe
You grubby little thing
I'm throwing you over my bony knee

We know where you sleep

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
unfortunately, i don't really like any other songs by this band called "WHY?." but this one song, fatalist palmistry, is so so so so so good.

I sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine
And coffin rehearsal
I know a psychic who reads her own palms
And her findings are personal
She keeps her fists shut tight
And she sleeps on her side
Well, maybe she knows something I don't know

But I am still alive, in love and wide-eyed in my time
Not a mummy shrinking in its cloths
Your cat clawed out my eyes while I's distracted by your smile
And now my sockets sit like empty catcher's mitts waiting
And you ask me is there anybody else that I'm dating

Anna & Nathan
I'm patient
But your painted pony is fading
Lost like a snakeskin in high grass
And out there thrashing like a pet bird caught in a jet stream, that's me
Your count them blessings because your net worth oughta be less cream in your best dreams
But God put a song on my palm that you can't read

I'm lucky to be under
The same sky that held
The exhale from your first breath
Like a ring on a pillow of clouds
By you my tongue may stutter
But my gift heart screams clear and swells
To burst between the wrapped lengths
Of its bowed ribbon cell

But I am still alive, in love and wide-eyed in my time
Not a mummy shrinking in its cloths
There's a moth flock in my gut growin'
I tug at my groin like tides trying
To pull moon towards them
I can't ignore them
And when we say your name our tongues catch flame
And you wonder why we ain't got nothin' to say

Anna & Nathan
I'm patient
But your painted pony is fading
Lost like a snakeskin in high grass
And out there thrashing like a pet bird caught in a jet stream, that's me
Your count them blessings because your net worth oughta be less cream in your best dreams
But God put a song on my palm that you can't read
I'll be embalmed with it long before you'll see

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Ben Carsons Ghost

paper chase is a p great band

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Ben Carsons Ghost posted:

paper chase is a p great band

Yeah, i had trouble deciding what song to use. There's so much gold.

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Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Mummy Napkin
I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by twenty hounds
Didn't get to sleep last night 'till the morning came around.

Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Ran into the devil, babe, he loaned me twenty bills
I spent the night in Utah in a cave up in the hills.

Set out runnin' but I take my time, a friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

I ran down to the levee but the devil caught me there
He took my twenty dollar bill and vanished in the air.

Set out runnin' but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Got two reasons why I cry away each lonely night,
The first one's named Sweet Anne Marie, and she's my hearts delight.
The second one is prison, babe, the sheriff's on my trail,
And if he catches up with me, I'll spend my life in jail.

Got a wife in Chino, babe, and one in Cherokee
The first one says she's got my child, but it don't look like me.

Set out runnin' but I take my time,
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine,
If I get home before daylight, I just might get some sleep tonight.

Ben Carsons Ghost

Mummy Napkin posted:

friend of the devil

one of my favorite ministry songs

FactsAreUseless

Rapping Is Easy When You've Got Nothing To Say - Modest Mouse

My name is Isaac Brock and I'm here to say
I'm gonna rap in a Modest Mouse way
Talk about dogs and suburbs
And go to the mall
Modest Mouse is here to rock you all

[chorus]
Modest Mouse
We're Modest Mouse
We're the indie band called Modest Mouse
We're rapping now
It's our new thing
We rap and sometimes we sing

I rap about space
I rap about drugs
I rap about boats
I rap about cars
I rap about planes
I rap about trains
I rap about cowboys
I rap about being sad

My name is Isaac Brock and I'm here to say
I rap about being sad all night and day
Also I beatbox

[chorus]

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Pitchfork gave it a 6.5 and said it was "not as good as the last time we could feel anything."

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