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The engine room would be fine if falling off put you at the beginning of the room instead of the beginning of the stage
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Banjo Tooie is the anti matter Mario Odyssey
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Jul 1, 2018 04:52
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i heard people talkin poo poo about the N64 controller fite me
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DK64 broke me of the collectathon bug and I never went back. I played SM64 and Banjo Kazooie quite happily but I looked at all the collectibles for 6 different characters (and some were just you could get this as any Kong but you have to be the right one to pick it up gently caress off) and just saw it as a complete waste of my time. And this was as a teenager with absolutely nothing better to do
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It is objectively the worst controller of all Nintendo/Sega/Sony/Microsoft standards. Next is the Gamecube.
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Jul 1, 2018 05:53
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Not while the Dreamcast controller exists
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Unreal_One posted:It is objectively the worst controller of all Nintendo/Sega/Sony/Microsoft standards. Next is the Gamecube. It's a mastery of accessibility that it could be used both right-handed and left-handed. People just couldn't get their heads around that it was designed so you only ever held 2 out of 3 prongs
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Jul 1, 2018 06:34
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i've always had kind of big mitts... even when i was nine, it was no problem for me to grip the middle and left prongs and still comfortably reach my thumb over the joystick
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Jul 1, 2018 06:39
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the joystick+mario party led to many casualities
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Jul 1, 2018 06:40
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GulagDolls posted:the joystick+c-buttons led to many casualities
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Jul 1, 2018 06:43
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devil may cry 2 is hosed up because the game is a complete mess and there are actually a couple funny bits where the developers' intent to make a decent game shine through in spite of that
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Jul 1, 2018 06:44
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MysticalMachineGun posted:It's a mastery of accessibility that it could be used both right-handed and left-handed. People just couldn't get their heads around that it was designed so you only ever held 2 out of 3 prongs meanwhile sony was making a controller designed for all of its buttons to be usable
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you: the n64 controller is a mastery of accessibility me: 
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Jul 1, 2018 06:48
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Where's the image showing that the Wii nunchuck is just literally the middle prong of the N64 controller..
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Jul 1, 2018 07:00
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I did the Dark Brotherhood quest in Oblivion where you go to a party and kill the guests one by one. I'm so glad that video games have finally properly found a way for me to live out my dreams of being a psychopath.
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Rarity posted:I did the Dark Brotherhood quest in Oblivion where you go to a party and kill the guests one by one. I'm so glad that video games have finally properly found a way for me to live out my dreams of being a psychopath. The better summary of that one is "it's a murder mystery where you're the murderer" Oblivion had a lot of problems but its high concept quests were great cheetah7071 fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Jul 1, 2018 |
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Jul 1, 2018 07:08
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cheetah7071 posted:The better summary of that one is "it's a murder mystery where you're the murderer" I liked all the faction quests in oblivion way more than skyrim.
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Jul 1, 2018 07:15
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Unreal_One posted:It is objectively the worst controller of all Nintendo/Sega/Sony/Microsoft standards. Next is the Gamecube.  The GCN controller is among the best controllers ever made, friend.
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The Shortest Path posted:
I personally dont like it at all but its no n64/dreamcast abortion
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Jul 1, 2018 07:22
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Who thought putting motion controls in Breath of the Wild was a good idea
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Jul 1, 2018 07:25
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All the Overwatch talk reminded me of TimeSplitters 2. Now there's a cast!In Training posted:TF2 is now a nightmare thanks to years of continued "support". The TF2 that existed in 2007 is gone forever Get The Orange Box on PS3!
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Jul 1, 2018 07:26
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Raxivace posted:Who thought putting motion controls in Breath of the Wild was a good idea Who thought leaving out the zelda game was a good idea? 
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Jul 1, 2018 07:31
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On the topic of controller accessibility, Microsoft's new adaptive controller is really cool and I kind of want one even though I'll never use it.
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Jul 1, 2018 07:34
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timesplitters 2 owns but over time i start to feel less positive about the sense of humor in timesplitters 3 but 2 deffo deserves a rerelease with better aiming the level design in that game is pretty tight
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Jul 1, 2018 07:42
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Real hurthling! posted:Who thought leaving out the zelda game was a good idea? OTOH this dumb "ball in maze" puzzle in Hateno Village that took me like half an hour to jigger just right was maybe the dumbest thing I've seen in a video game in a long while.
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Jul 1, 2018 07:52
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Raxivace posted:I mean I get wanting to change up the series, I remember people complaining that the Zelda formula had gotten stale for years. Flip it upside down and theres no maze...just like theres no good dungeons, bosses, or progression of links toolset
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Jul 1, 2018 07:54
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MysticalMachineGun posted:i heard people talkin poo poo about the N64 controller "well we're not sure if this 3d thing will pan out so let's separate the dpad and the stick" it's a coward's controller
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Jul 1, 2018 08:00
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I feel like the prototype PS3 controller would have been the best successor to the N64 controller because it would have realized its destiny to actually just be a boomerang.
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Jul 1, 2018 08:07
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Real hurthling! posted:I liked all the faction quests in oblivion way more than skyrim. Oh my god I have to go kill all my Dark Brotherhood bros what 
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As it is though, the N64 controller is just this weird modular pitchfork of a controller with delusions of grandeur.
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Jul 1, 2018 08:10
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I remember it taking forever for my dad to internalize the existence of the Z button on the N64 controller
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cheetah7071 posted:meanwhile sony was making a controller designed for all of its buttons to be usable All the buttons are usable on the N64? 90% of the time you're pressing stick/d-pad plus one or two buttons so you're not limited. The Colonel posted:you: the n64 controller is a mastery of accessibility Atari_Lynx.png
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The Colonel posted:you: the n64 controller is a mastery of accessibility Playing Doom on that was a trip
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Rarity posted:Oh my god I have to go kill all my Dark Brotherhood bros what That's a great line. I loved the Thieves Guild line too.
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Jul 1, 2018 09:01
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it's funny that oblivion is mechanically and design-wise kind of a mess but its ideas and writing are more generally fun than skyrim while skyrim is a much more functional game with the dullest, most toothless script imaginable where every guild feels like it's just over halfway through
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Jul 1, 2018 09:03
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My friend's dad would always name his PS1 save files "DADDY" and we would cheer him on while he played Medal of Honor. This is what I choose to imagine when I see daddies in Mario Kart
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Jul 1, 2018 09:16
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I wish Hellblade had been a game with a weird story and simple yet satisfying combat. I'm two hours in and these constant matching "puzzles" every 5-10 minutes are insufferable.
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Jul 1, 2018 09:48
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Help Im Alive posted:My friend's dad would always name his PS1 save files "DADDY" and we would cheer him on while he played Medal of Honor. This is what I choose to imagine when I see daddies in Mario Kart My dad still names his characters/save files "Dad". Or brak. He really liked The Brak Show. Jealous of his good naming ability.
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Sorry I'm late and most of you had to post in the June that thread in July *shudders* https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3861905
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