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A fool, a simpleton: "FBI agents are practically apex predators. They're highly trained operatives, masters of psychology and interrogation techniques. They can disarm and incapacitate you with one hand behind their backs. They're profficient in every martial art known to men. They're some seriously scary, tough motherfuckers." Agent Lance McKnight: *sighs, pops some Lexapro and multitabs between /r/politics and Haberman's twitter feed* "Christ, I'm not in the mood for Cheeto Benito's antics today."
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Willie Tomg posted:were you at all politically cognizant in 2001-2003 era discourse, because uhhhhhh....... I guess not.
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Jun 15, 2018 21:39
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Metal Cat posted:A fool, a simpleton: "FBI agents are practically apex predators. They're highly trained operatives, masters of psychology and interrogation techniques. They can disarm and incapacitate you with one hand behind their backs. They're profficient in every martial art known to men. They're some seriously scary, tough motherfuckers." lmao
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Jun 15, 2018 21:48
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Metal Cat posted:A fool, a simpleton: "FBI agents are practically apex predators. They're highly trained operatives, masters of psychology and interrogation techniques. They can disarm and incapacitate you with one hand behind their backs. They're profficient in every martial art known to men. They're some seriously scary, tough motherfuckers."
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Jun 15, 2018 21:49
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Charles Mansion posted:I guess not. As bad as it is right now, it was worse from 9-11 until like, 2006 when it became okay to admit on cable networks that the guy who had shoes thrown at him by Iraqis might have done some things wrong in Iraq. MSNBC wasn't "MSNBC" until obama beat hillary and proved there was a market for voices to the center-left of clinton
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Jun 16, 2018 02:34
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14:32:15, Agent 1: Yeah I totally am. You should do it yourself, just go to pottermore.com. 14:33:05, Agent 2: okay ill try it 14:33:10, Agent 1: Haha, can’t wait 14:36:55, Agent 2: oh, oh no. no it didn’t 14:38:40, Agent 1: What?! TELL ME! 14:40:01, Agent 2: I’m… I’m a slytherin ... [Voice transcript] 15:10:04, Internal Security Officer 1: Hello, how may I help you? 15:10:06, Agent 1: Hi, I’d, uh, I'd like to make a report
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Jun 16, 2018 03:28
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@_agent_ksl Every time you come at team @FBI and say we are sad and loveless, we’ve got the receipts to show our joy. I’m going to share a whole bunch of photos and brag on people I love, because doing so brings me joy. Join me? | @_agent_ksl Let’s start with my AMAZING friend @justice_jenna, who led the digital infiltration team with strength and grace; she recruited me to join the bureau in April ’15. | @_agent_ksl The indomitable @amandahitman hired me to join her team and supported me unconditionally. When a friend of mine was killed in a car crash and I shot the other party in revenge, Amanda didn’t blink in helping me cover my tracks. She’s also the funniest bitch, God I love her | @_agent_ksl SPEAKING Of EMAIL LADIES, lets talk about how @lizzarenditionsky retaught me to plant incriminating emails and continues to send me the funniest texts ever; I can’t freakin wait to go to her wedding next year (hi, @conoco_sp!) | @_agent_ksl Want to talk about strength, speed, and savagery? Then you must be talking about @EmmyAR15, whose heart is so strong she carried on beating my suspects with a phonebook on more than one occasion.
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Jun 16, 2018 03:45
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i can't believe that the fbi not only hired two libs, but they also ended up as lovers, and also were powerful enough to try to take down the Trump campaign. How many more libs and lovers are the FBI covering up??
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Jun 16, 2018 03:48
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GobiasIndustries posted:i can't believe that the fbi not only hired two libs, but they also ended up as lovers, and also were powerful enough to try to take down the Trump campaign. How many more libs and lovers is the FBI covering up?? there are far more than two libs in the fbi. in fact, its full of them.
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Jun 16, 2018 03:48
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Maybe these were the only libs in the fbi
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Jenny Agutter posted:14:32:15, Agent 1: Yeah I totally am. You should do it yourself, just go to pottermore.com.
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Jun 16, 2018 03:56
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*radicalizing a mentally challenged muslim teen* I declare myself “in” for four years of resistance against Donald Trump and everything his administration represents. *handing over fake bomb-making ingredients* I stand with activists around the country and will fight for access to abortion and reproductive health care.
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Jun 16, 2018 04:01
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FBI Agent Morley: domhnalll drumpfs is the worst president. He makes me freaking sick as heck! Rakem Balogun: [doesn’t say poo poo because there’s a boot on his throat]
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Jun 16, 2018 04:07
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Jenny Agutter posted:14:32:15, Agent 1: Yeah I totally am. You should do it yourself, just go to pottermore.com. holy poo poo
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Jun 17, 2018 01:23
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Jenny Agutter posted:14:32:15, Agent 1: Yeah I totally am. You should do it yourself, just go to pottermore.com. lol
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Jun 18, 2018 11:58
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Jenny Agutter posted:14:32:15, Agent 1: Yeah I totally am. You should do it yourself, just go to pottermore.com.
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Jun 18, 2018 21:21
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resistance hero! school those Republicans!
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Jul 13, 2018 16:09
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Jenny Agutter posted:Agent Simon was irritable. He should have been happy: today would be the peak of his career so far. Three members of the UC Irvine Muslim Student Society had been sharing anti-american memes on facebook and he was the one making the collar. But he couldn’t bring himself to smile, not knowning that man was in the white house. lol nice thread op
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brave fbi officers protect us from internal threats and external threats this is a slanderous thread Top City Homo has issued a correction as of 15:17 on Jul 14, 2018 |
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Jul 14, 2018 15:12
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Jenny Agutter posted:Agent Simon was irritable. He should have been happy: today would be the peak of his career so far. Three members of the UC Irvine Muslim Student Society had been sharing anti-american memes on facebook and he was the one making the collar. But he couldn’t bring himself to smile, not knowning that man was in the white house.
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Jul 14, 2018 17:07
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Jenny Agutter posted:Agent Simon was irritable. He should have been happy: today would be the peak of his career so far. Three members of the UC Irvine Muslim Student Society had been sharing anti-american memes on facebook and he was the one making the collar. But he couldn’t bring himself to smile, not knowning that man was in the white house.
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Top City Homo posted:brave fbi officers protect us from internal threats and external threats nah the FBI is actually full of libs. it comes from the top 
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Jul 19, 2018 05:26
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'you feel disconnected, like you're out of the fight here in the billings office. there are a lot of good people, putting up a good fight back in dc, trying to save the homeland from this administration. thankfully, we just write up everything on the crow reservation as suicides and no one who matters ever comes asking, which gives us a lot of time to be active on twitter.' - special agent dave gunberg
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Jul 19, 2018 06:53
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how old is the x-files? we're probably getting a crop of fuckers who idolized mulder and scully i wonder how many burn out after they find out there's no x-files just a bunch of white collar oorahs
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Jul 19, 2018 06:57
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Jenny Agutter posted:nah the FBI is actually full of libs. it comes from the top Fart Boys, Inc
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Jul 19, 2018 06:58
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Jenny Agutter posted:Mulder and Scully finally have him cornered. The man who cost Hillary the election! Bernard Sanders! Mulder approaches with his handcuffs as Scully keeps her handgun trained on the elderly man. She notices a shadow cross the ground. She looks up just as a bird flies right at her face, veering away at the last second. She sees more birds flying after it. "Mulder watch out" she cries while shielding her face. Hundreds of birds are descending on them now, pecking at their hair and clothes, and they realize Bernie is covered in birds as well, but he is not afraid. As they watch helplessly, Bernie's feet lift off the ground. Slowly at first, but soon he is flying away at incredible velocity. "just another case for the x files" intones mulde as the man disappears over the horizon
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Jul 19, 2018 12:33
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Jenny Agutter posted:Mulder and Scully finally have him cornered. The man who cost Hillary the election! Bernard Sanders! Mulder approaches with his handcuffs as Scully keeps her handgun trained on the elderly man. She notices a shadow cross the ground. She looks up just as a bird flies right at her face, veering away at the last second. She sees more birds flying after it. "Mulder watch out" she cries while shielding her face. Hundreds of birds are descending on them now, pecking at their hair and clothes, and they realize Bernie is covered in birds as well, but he is not afraid. As they watch helplessly, Bernie's feet lift off the ground. Slowly at first, but soon he is flying away at incredible velocity. "just another case for the x files" intones mulde as the man disappears over the horizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67hGgfT_iw
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Metal Cat posted:A fool, a simpleton: "FBI agents are practically apex predators. They're highly trained operatives, masters of psychology and interrogation techniques. They can disarm and incapacitate you with one hand behind their backs. They're profficient in every martial art known to men. They're some seriously scary, tough motherfuckers."
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jfood posted:'you feel disconnected, like you're out of the fight here in the billings office. there are a lot of good people, putting up a good fight back in dc, trying to save the homeland from this administration. thankfully, we just write up everything on the crow reservation as suicides and no one who matters ever comes asking, which gives us a lot of time to be active on twitter.'
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Metal Cat posted:A fool, a simpleton: "FBI agents are practically apex predators. They're highly trained operatives, masters of psychology and interrogation techniques. They can disarm and incapacitate you with one hand behind their backs. They're profficient in every martial art known to men. They're some seriously scary, tough motherfuckers." lmao
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