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Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I remember my brother nuked my dad in RA2 once. It was a 3v3 (us 3 vs the AI) and my brother was bored of it so in retaliation my dad pulled my brothers Ethernet cable from the LAN setup and I heard "OH COME ON IT WAS A JOKE!" from my brother's room right after disconnected.

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VWVWV
Jan 19, 2010

My stepdad moved over here from England when I was around eight years old and brought his softmodded Xbox with him. That huge console with its huge power converter and a hard drive full of snes and gba roms blew my mind at the time, and I still think about how spoiled I was to be able to play all of those great games. My first experiences with Metroid, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokémon and Street Fighter were all on that thing.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

My dad let me fight the Cyberdemon because he said it's fine to kill animals. Also my dad when there was a huge snow storm in Maine we all went to live where he worked at a mobile home dealership and he set up a huge LAN party essentially.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Wormskull posted:

My dad let me fight the Cyberdemon because he said it's fine to kill animals. Also my dad when there was a huge snow storm in Maine we all went to live where he worked at a mobile home dealership and he set up a huge LAN party essentially.

My dad let me play Wolfenstein 3D and watched me shoot people but when I had to kill a nazi dog he made me uninstall the game.

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Dad bought me Perfect Dark and the expansion pak for the n64 for my 16th birthday even though it was an 18 cert in the uk.

He also did cool poo poo like stay up till 3am playing the campaign in Total Annihilation on a regular basis.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Giving your son a surprise video game console must be the greatest goomba stomp in gaming. Too bad ill never get to experience it because well all be living sterile in a walmart fema camp as foreign mercenaries patrol our homeland within five years

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

goferchan posted:

I'm going to repost this gay thing I made for Easter because it's also my best video game dad memory.





My dad pirated the keen games from his workplace for me, and a bunch of other Apogee games. I don't know if he ever played them though

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
My dad and I have never been close and still have a strained relationship but, one time he came home from the office, opened his briefcase, and pulled out a copy of Extreme G (N64) he had rented for me because he thought it looked like I'd like it, and he was right. Thanks dad.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Thanks, Dad, for chronically threatening to "crush that drat Super Nintendo into a cube," and then one day disappearing the SNES without warning. I now constantly worry about the impermanence of all my possessions, thanks Dad for the life lesson.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Oyak posted:

Thanks, Dad, for chronically threatening to "crush that drat Super Nintendo into a cube," and then one day disappearing the SNES without warning. I now constantly worry about the impermanence of all my possessions, thanks Dad for the life lesson.
You can emulate the SNES now so your dad can't get to it.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Oyak posted:

Thanks, Dad, for chronically threatening to "crush that drat Super Nintendo into a cube," and then one day disappearing the SNES without warning. I now constantly worry about the impermanence of all my possessions, thanks Dad for the life lesson.

The Gamecube is 4 Super Nintendo's (or 2 N64s) crushed into a cube so maybe he knew something you didn't .

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

goferchan posted:

The Gamecube is 4 Super Nintendo's (or 2 N64s) crushed into a cube so maybe he knew something you didn't .

Lol

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

My dad and I have never been close and still have a strained relationship but, one time he came home from the office, opened his briefcase, and pulled out a copy of Extreme G (N64) he had rented for me because he thought it looked like I'd like it, and he was right. Thanks dad.

This game was sick but I found it pretty hard as a kid

IdealFlaws
Aug 23, 2005
Thanks Dad for renting an snes along with Street Fighter 2 for me on my birthdays and staying up with me really late to play. I grew up poor so my first console as a Christmas gift was the original Xbox shortly after launch with Tony Hawk 2X and Project Gotham Racing. I played nonstop the entire day and I'll cherish the memory forever

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

Powerful dad

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

Lol awesome

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

Gamer hell yeah.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

badass

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?


VWVWV posted:

My stepdad moved over here from England when I was around eight years old and brought his softmodded Xbox with him. That huge console with its huge power converter and a hard drive full of snes and gba roms blew my mind at the time, and I still think about how spoiled I was to be able to play all of those great games. My first experiences with Metroid, Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Pokémon and Street Fighter were all on that thing.

How did they get it across the ocean? The titanic sank already lmao

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
i tried to get my dad to play halo with me once but the first person camera made him run to the bathroom throwing up. thank you for the effort anyway lol

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

My grandpa was in the foreign service so when my dad was in college he was living in Barbados for a while, and there was one arcade on the island with a handful of machines. My dad had somehow learned about the Galaga no fire glitch, went to the arcade and eventually a crowd of like 30 kids gathered around while he absolutely demolished the high scores. Nobody knew how he did it for like 10 years

That's so cool lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ol yeller posted:

i tried to get my dad to play halo with me once but the first person camera made him run to the bathroom throwing up. thank you for the effort anyway lol

i feel like that's the reaction youd get if you traveled to the 1800s and showed people video games lol

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
to his credit get did get decent at madden 05 while recovering from an operation

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
remembering my dad learning all the lyrics to It's Funky Enough bc it was in Madden and calling himself "Hip Hop Pop" ftw

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


I went to a computer-themed flea market with my dad in the late 90s, where he bought a whole bunch of pirated stuff on floppys plus a couple he hastily stuffed into his jacket, which prompted me to keep my eye on them when we got home. One was a weird stripped-down pseudo-shareware version of Colonization that almost single-handedly got me into gaming, the other was a bunch of low-res porn including an interactive blowjob gif you could speed up, slow down and scrobble back and forth, which almost single-handedly got me into jacking off. So thanks dad on two accounts I guess.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


I never really connected with my dad so I couple years back I thought I'd try via Telltale's Walking Dead because I knew he occasionally stopped on the TV series while channel surfing. He heroically stayed barely awake through all five sessions (I played, he decided), figured out that his choices didn't mean poo poo halfway through the first episode, was a huge fan of the "..." response, probably because it took the least amount of time, and still tells me about how he saw the odd episode on TV when we talk every couple months even though he knows I don't care about it at all. In the end I think we both wish we weren't so fundamentally different people.

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

my dad pushed me over and screamed at me when he finally beat me in mortal kombat 3

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Schurik posted:

I never really connected with my dad so I couple years back I thought I'd try via Telltale's Walking Dead because I knew he occasionally stopped on the TV series while channel surfing. He heroically stayed barely awake through all five sessions (I played, he decided), figured out that his choices didn't mean poo poo halfway through the first episode, was a huge fan of the "..." response, probably because it took the least amount of time, and still tells me about how he saw the odd episode on TV when we talk every couple months even though he knows I don't care about it at all. In the end I think we both wish we weren't so fundamentally different people.

Well thats very interesting but unfortunately our session is over. Same time in two weeks?

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Schurik posted:

I never really connected with my dad so I couple years back I thought I'd try via Telltale's Walking Dead because I knew he occasionally stopped on the TV series while channel surfing. He heroically stayed barely awake through all five sessions (I played, he decided), figured out that his choices didn't mean poo poo halfway through the first episode, was a huge fan of the "..." response, probably because it took the least amount of time, and still tells me about how he saw the odd episode on TV when we talk every couple months even though he knows I don't care about it at all. In the end I think we both wish we weren't so fundamentally different people.

uh, cool. i would sometimes play golf games with my dad growing up.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ol yeller posted:

remembering my dad learning all the lyrics to It's Funky Enough bc it was in Madden and calling himself "Hip Hop Pop" ftw

Lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I used to catch my dad when he was real stoned trying to figure out how to play counter-strike: condition zero. He was pretty good with the USP but I never saw him use the buy menu which was funny. He'd stop playing as soon as he realized anyone was watching

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

i cant find the clip online but theres a good Dad gaming scene in Palo Alto where she tries talking to her dad and he's smoking a joint and playing GTA3.

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

In Training posted:

i cant find the clip online but theres a good Dad gaming scene in Palo Alto where she tries talking to her dad and he's smoking a joint and playing GTA3.

James Franco is a gamer.

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

My dad used to pick up GameCube games on release day for me while I was at school and I distinctly remember the day Metroid prime came out and he picked my up from school in his signature blue flannel work jacket. He never was into games much aside from Tetris back in the day but he and my mom always helped me out to get consoles or games or whatever.

Schurik
Sep 13, 2008


HORMELCHILI posted:

Well thats very interesting but unfortunately our session is over. Same time in two weeks?

Ugh what do I even pay you for.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Fargield posted:

James Franco is a gamer.

games franco.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

b_d posted:

games franco.

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

lol

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
my parents couldn't find a Wii for christmas the year it came out. the following february (i think) I came home sopping wet from the rain after having a really lovely day at school and just wanted to go to bed so I went to my room and turned the light on and a brand new unopened Wii box was propped up on my chair. I was so overcome I cried and hugged my dad

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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Schurik posted:

I went to a computer-themed flea market with my dad in the late 90s, where he bought a whole bunch of pirated stuff on floppys plus a couple he hastily stuffed into his jacket, which prompted me to keep my eye on them when we got home. One was a weird stripped-down pseudo-shareware version of Colonization that almost single-handedly got me into gaming, the other was a bunch of low-res porn including an interactive blowjob gif you could speed up, slow down and scrobble back and forth, which almost single-handedly got me into jacking off. So thanks dad on two accounts I guess.

I see.

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