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I want to hear about your inside jokes that are not inherently or universally funny, but make you and your friends laugh harder than anything else. Modern American country singers are actually bound by the British Articles of War, specifically the naval ones around 1805. They loving hate Napoleon more than anything on this planet. I once watched Brad Paisley give Dierks Bentley 15 lashes tied to the mainmast for a failure to salute. It was hosed up. I was at a Jason Aldean concert, having a good time, tapping my foot to a reliably skillful performance of 'Dirt Road Anthem' when suddenly Aldean spotted a heavy French galleon, riding low in the water; surely heavily loaded with silks and spices from orient. He stopped singing and cried 'Beat to quarters!' I had a half full bud light in my hand which i immediately cast down into the dirt and rushed to man my position as sponger on the third starboard cannon.
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So like...inside jokes? No context? Ok. "Like 50 percent of the time if you crash a car into it something cool happens". "DoverCop. DoverBorn". "I bet you that you wouldn't spend the night there." "Bullshit. I bet you wouldn't help me tastefully remodel it, adopt some kids, and live out our lives there." "He'd grab your throat and beat the poo poo out of you" "The power of positive baseball bats" "Weve Stilkos will make you eat it off the ceiling" "Theodore Huang has the mayor held hostage" "Swiggins the butler" "Headstrong by Trapt" "Dumpire" I can remember the specific context of all these, because I have one friend and we've been saying that dumb poo poo and more for 15 years.
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Jul 3, 2018 10:16
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"Luke... Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father... he pee-pee'd he diapey at his birfday party!" "No! No it's not true!" "And he CWIED" *darth vader breath*
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Jul 3, 2018 11:08
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"I'm sensitive about my obese penis"
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Jul 5, 2018 16:19
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A guy at a 7 11 just TEARING into the clerk as we walk in, but repeating "I came in to get a slurpee... Where my PHONE at?", like in the way that he felt the first part informed the second. The poor clerk just completely frozen, not knowing the right way to calm the guy. The guy pulls out a cell phone to call his gf or whatever and starts yelling at her too, again just repeating about how he came in for a slurpee, where my phone at tho. GF on speaker: who's phone you calling from right now? Guy just runs out full speed, without a word, peels out of the lot. So now any time slurpees, or the whereabouts of phones are mentioned, one of us takes off running full blast.
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Jul 5, 2018 18:38
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Alieneit paskal which evolved into "Alien Ate Pascal!" and of course alien8.pas and of course 
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Jul 18, 2018 13:55
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhelp me to find it
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Jul 18, 2018 13:57
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Trying to start chanting "Kumite" from the Bloodsport movie theme song without any cues. Like, you're relaxing on the couches at the bar and there's a lull in the conversation, you time your beats and try to start the chant on cue without letting anybody else know you're about to do it, and you can't have mentioned it earlier or anything to prime the pump, it's got to be natural. Like Losing The Game, except you have to all think of it at once or it doesn't work
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Jul 19, 2018 21:16
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Where's the dumpster?
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Sep 7, 2018 07:23
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A sugar daddy's sugar daddy is called glucose grandpa.
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Sep 7, 2018 09:02
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Spermando posted:A sugar daddy's sugar daddy is called glucose grandpa. This is pretty good even without context though, and I am going to steal it.
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